Finished: 08 AM Mon 25 Jun 12 UTC
WTA Diplomacy v.1.3
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 323 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Maettu (7933 D)
27 May 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Don't worry, still playing, just didn't get back in time for that turn, pretty stupid really.
01 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1902: Sorry missed a move durning work, wont happen again I guess
07 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: GREETINGS TO ALL PLAYERS

ENGLAND HAS NEW MANAGEMENT

All previous treaties, alliances and arrangements with Engaland are herewith revoked
All nations are invited to commence new diplomatic conversations with England

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
12 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Her Majesty's Government instructs me to inform all nations that England herewith revokes all treaties, alliance arrangements and any other agreements with the Government of Austria. All English Consular Staff will be withdrawn from Austria,
and all Austrian nationals and Consular staff resident in England will be similarly expelled from England via France to nuetral Switzerland.

I remain Her Majesty's servant and loyal subject

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
12 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: - - - AUSTRIA SHOWS DISAPPOINTMENT! - - -

The government of Austria is extremely disappointed of England's minister of foreign affairs. First, he blatantly lied without any cause. Furthermore, England withdrew his consular staff before Austria could even respond to the occurance at hand, effectively admitting his guilt, but also showing his unwillingness to take any form of responsibility for it.

The government of Austria advises other nations to keep in contact with the english government for as long as they are still allowed to do so by her Majesty, but also warns them to be careful of english promises made - they apparently don't count for all that much.
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: I am surprised that my colleagues are seeking a draw
this is a winner takes all game & we entered on that basis.
i rarely play anonymous games or winner takes all

how does it work out points wise in a draw equal splits of the pot
or by sc share ????
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Equal
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: I would also hasten to add that i do not believe this upstart corporal will do any better
in the long run than the previous infamous pair,
so i wasn't thinking we've lost let's sue for a draw
i was thinking how good it would be to have a three way draw
with Italy France and England sharing the spoils
or dare i say it, a solo win to England with great help from Italy and France who share 16 sc's,

C'mon, be part of an absolutely Scandalous, Promiscuous turnaround,
you'll be able to tell those not here this St Crispians Day, that you were there
in the war, glorious war, when England was saved by good men and led France and Italy to Triumph against the Tyrant and bring freedom to Europe's huddled masses
suffering under the Despotic Tyrant's cruel boots

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: RUSSIA, with two sc's and a fleet in Berlin thats a five way draw
your proposing
sorry Italy and France you have to share 12 sc's we're giving four to Russia
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: thats the plan
Russia 4 sc's
France 6 sc's
Italy 6 sc's
and a lazy 18 sc's to our much loved Queen for a Jubilee present
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: dude what the hell are you talking about. I almost want Austria to win just to shut you up
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: oh OK if thats where we are I'll vote for a draw
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: i have voted for a draw, but i think Austria should go for the win
i will fight him, wins shouldn't be easily given to the victor
& that was my attitude "dude" i'm still prepared to "step up"

go google St Crispin's day or St Crispians Day you cork brained clown
of the top of my head 1550 ish
Henry the 8th's (the chap with several wives who had two of them executed, one Anne Boleyn was the mother of Queen Elizabeth 1
Henry's Great grandfather Henry 5 led approx 5,000 English Infantry and archers with a small heavy Cavalry against 14,000 French ( so sorry France the allusion was not directed at you per se , thats Latin for cork brain'd clown ) and won on St Crispians Day.

Shakespeare sort of mentions it in one of his plays.

It's about going for victory at long odds and winning
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: the french 14,000 were predominantly Heavy Cavalry, heavily armoured knights
on big heavy horses also armoured. It was a crucial battle where the Welsh Longbow
that Henry 5 had made his batttle winning weapon in his march to the English crown at the end of the "wars of the Roses" proved the key factor.

If you make no attempt to learn and understand History you are doomed to repeat mistakes of the past
the first thing history teaches is humans will do anything, if forced by neccesity, including kill other humans in order to survive
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: So there we are France go for those two sc's
Austria go for the win
I'm going for a solo win myself now!!!!
12 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1905: or if Austria votes Draw then i go along with the majority

but i thought "winner takes all" meant I was with the big boys
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: congrats France, you just handed a winner takes all game to Austria. I could have defeated you even when Austria attacked me, but I decided to fight and let you off the hook... so foolish of you.
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: READ CAREFULLY ITALY'S PLAYER, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING

By holding St petersburg and Berlin i have control of 2 critical sc's Austria needs to capture to win the game & i won't be giving them up easily & Austria's ruler, His Excellency The Kaiser of Austria is an astute person and is well aware of England's ablities to defend these sc's

France controls the other key sc, Tunis

Now France has not been the most co operative of allies for England,
but that does not mean the England will not work with France to force a 3 way Draw
and prevent an Austrian solo win.

England will watch closely the new French Build
England suggests, diplomatically to France that a shiny new army in Brest would be seen as a sign of good will towards England and a shiny new fleet would be seen somewhat differently.

England advises France publicly that England will be building a shiny new fleet in London and a shiny new army in Edinburgh, so France is advised to consider carefully the choice of new build
England will have 3 fleets well positioned ( North sea, London & MAO )
to implement either an aggressive or benign naval strategy towards France

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: as a postscript, England did strongly advise France to by pass Spain & Marseilles and support you against Austria, but as France made recapturing Spain & Marseilles his top priority and ignored England's advice & requests, England made sure France's expansion would be limited to one new build, and took actions to secure Berlin.
19 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: Italy & Russia are getting proper christian " send off's" from the game
the infidels in the east have been subjugated
then France Austria and England can settle down to an agreeable gentlemen's draw and share a lazy 323 points
you are just sore because you will not share in that booty
20 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: why would Austria ever split it with you when he can take it easily for himself.

France expects to hold the med with 2 fleets? All he needs is 2 more sc. Warsaw is one and he can easily break you in Germany. You got nothing all because France decided to make a rookie mistake
21 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: His Excellency The Kaiser Of Austria, now also Sultan of Smryna and Liberator of Rome and His Most Christian Majesty, The "Sun" King of France are both proper Christian Sovereigns, appointed & annointed by God's servants in this Temporal world.

Her Majesty's Government of England has no interest in the Dangerous "Democratical"
ravings of an itinerant Italian refugee.

France's Sovereign & the French Government have been assured that if they meet the conditions requested by Her Majesty's Government then French Naval forces in the Mediteranean will have the full support of the Royal Navy.

Whilst Her Majesty's Government would seek a better alliance with France, and may have advised the French Government to consider a different course of action with regard to Spain and Marseilles, the French Government's actions in Tunis have the full support of Her Majesty's Government.

Her Majesty's Government also accepts the French decision to recapture Spain and Marseilles and is prepared to recognise French Sovereignty over these territories.

Her Majesty's Government would dispute and reject your description of the French Sovereign as a "rookie", and notes that if such Scandalous untruth were for a moment to be taken as credible, then since this itinerant Italian has been comprehensively defeated by France in Spain and Marseilles, the libellious criticism of the Victor, France, only rebounds, redoubled on the Loser, Italy.

Her Majesty's Government looks forward to confounding your predictions in Germany and the Mediteranean.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
21 Jun 12 UTC Autumn, 1906: The act of not finalising your last two orders, to maximise delay in the game is noted as being remarkably similar to the behaviour of petulant children when deprived of some toy.
22 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: ENGLAND DECLARES WAR AGAINST FRANCE
AUSTRIA WILL GET A SOLO WIN
WELL DONE DOPEY FRANCE
22 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: TtHAT FLEET JUST COST FRANCE A THIRD SHARE OF THE POINTS AND THE SAME FOR ME, WELL DONE STUPID !!!
22 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENGLAND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DAFT CUNT - YOU'VE RUINED A NICE GAME THROUGH YOUR CONSTANT SHIT AND HARASSING. I HOPE AUSTRIA WINS JUST SO YOU CAN PISS OFF.
23 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: WELL AUSTRIA WILL WIN NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO ACCEPT AN OFFER OF HELP, i COULD HAVE MOVED FLEET mao TO NORTH AFRICA & GIVEN TUNIS AN EXTRA SUPPORT HOLD

THIS OFFER HAD BEEN MADE TO YOU & EXPLAINED IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS SO EVEN A MORONIC DOPE LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD

YOU CHOSE TO BUILD A FLEET IN BREST
SO THE OFFERED DEAL AND HELP IS WITHDRAWN AND ENGLAND WILL ATTACK FRANCE
SO AUSTRIA GETS TO WIN & ALL 3OO ODD POINTS
WELL DONE COCKSUCKER
YOU WANT TO GET "DOWN & DIRTY" COCKSUCKER ??????

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF JUST HOW BEAUTIFUL A WOMAN AND HER GENITALIA ARE, YOUR USE OF "CUNT" TELLS US ALL THAT IMMEDIATELY. I CAN ONLY SPECULATE AS TO YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL IMMATURITY AND YOUR SEXUAL INADEQUACIES, BUT I SUSPECT YOU ARE A PROFOUNDLY SAD EXAMPLE, A MESS OF FRUSTRATED DESIRE(S), NO REAL ABILITY TO PERFORM AS LOVER WHEN WITH A WOMAN.

THIS IS HILARIOUS, I WAS ONLY JUST DISCUSSING WITH A MATE & HIS WIFE, WHO BOTH HAVE KNOWN ME WELL FOR LONG TIME JUST HOW MANY DOPEY CHAPS LIKE YOU I HAVE CUCKOLD'D AND HOW MANY POOR FOOLS HAVE AMONGST THEIR CHILDREN THAT PRECOCIOUS, PERHAPS GIFTED ODDBALL CHILD WITH EITHER A TALENT FOR MUSIC, MATHEMATICS OR IF A MALE CHILD, WELL EQUIPPED IN THE WEDDING TACKLE DEPARTMENT.

MY MATE'S WIFE IS IN THE MEDICAL CAPER & SHE REELED OFF A LIST OF 3 CHILDREN THAT SHE THINKS ARE MINE WITH REASONABLE CERTAINTY & WE ALSO CAME UP WITH ABOUT 8 OR SO "GOOD PROBABILITY EXAMPLES".

YOU HAD BETTER HOPE, IF YOU HAVE A FEMALE PARTNER, THAT THERE ISN'T A PHILANTHROPIC CHAP LIKE MYSELF HELPING TO SIRE THE CHILDREN YOU ASSUME TO BE YOURS.
23 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: SCREWING IDIOTS IN DIPLOMACY GAMEA IA NOT MY ONLY HOBBY
23 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: SCREWING IDIOTS IN DIPLOMACY GAMES IS NOT MY ONLY HOBBY
23 Jun 12 UTC Spring, 1907: MY MISSION AS A CUCKOLDING INSEMINATOR PERFORMS A VALUABLE ROLE IN ENSURING THE GENETIC VARIATION WITHIN POPULATION, IT'S FOR EVERYONE ELSE'S BENEFIT, SO IT IS A FORM OF PHILANTHROPY
23 Jun 12 UTC I can't be bothered to read your rubbish so I won't. Die prematurely.
24 Jun 12 UTC try putting in a set of orders Mr Le Frog

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Austria
Maettu (7933 D)
Won. Bet: 40 D, won: 323 D
19 supply-centers, 16 units
England
MajorMitchell (1153 D)
Survived. Bet: 43 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Jaguar (75 D)
Survived. Bet: 40 D
3 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 40 D
Germany
ConGee (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 40 D
Turkey
Kap'n Kook (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 40 D
Russia
sisyphus (162 D)
Defeated. Bet: 40 D
Civil Disorders
ConGee (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 1904) with 4 centres.
Ping (100 D)England (Spring, 1903) with 4 centres.
Kap'n Kook (0 D X)Turkey (Spring, 1903) with 3 centres.
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