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Finished: 08 AM Sat 14 Jan 12 UTC
Game O' Trolls
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: If Austria comes back from the dead...
Then I shall fight the Italy.
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: E esca es esca es esc
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: And...Italy, care to join me in the demilitarization of the Ionian Sea?
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: E...E....E....E
E...E....EE
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EEE.....E....E
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: ..................E
EEEEEEEEE
...................E
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: France=Mute
10 Jan 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: T.T Esc?
10 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: This has gotten to the point where it is no longer funny. I would like to apologize to everyone -- on England's behalf.

Italy, I would like to offer you free passage into all of my SCs whenever you see fit - tell me what you want, and I will do it in the glory that is the GREATEST wine-making nation the world has ever known - Australia.

England has ruined the ultimate troll plan to construct the most magnificent stalemate line Europe has ever seen, and then to utterly annihilate it in the face of England, who would unwittingly manipulate the "Snail" that was his ally - slow witted, he assumed.

But that was all a ruse. Now, ALL shall see that I am NO SNAIL. I AM A FULLY FUNCTIONAL DIPLOMACY PLAYER, THE BEST THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! FEEL MY POWER!
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Well France I would Like MArsielles and The Iberian pennensula I cant easily reach the other 2. Hold them as long as you can. Tough luck with england.
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Slug S slug sl SLU slugu slugu.Sl?
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Ghug ghuggle ghu gh?
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: I think that point where it stopped being funny was when the game began.
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Slug...... Slug'u slu slug slug.... :(
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: OMG that is the BEST troll.... to let us for a short brilliant moment think that we were done with that stupidity ....only to bring it back. Troll of the game right here. well done.
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Yeah. Hes gonna get some +1s from me after the game!
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: :D
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Tell me who you are so I can give them now ;-)
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Was France actually communicating? Oh well, what was your response to an Ionian DMZ, Italy?
11 Jan 12 UTC Spring, 1906: Fine with me. I/T alliances are rare but if done well can be spectacular.
12 Jan 12 UTC Holy shit! I just unmuted a random person and suddenly France is unmuted...
Mr. Snail...I know who you are.
12 Jan 12 UTC Slug, Sl slu slu slugu su?
12 Jan 12 UTC Sllllll..... Slug sl S?
12 Jan 12 UTC Who is he turkey?
12 Jan 12 UTC Hey France will you let me have SPAIN and MAR as you said?
12 Jan 12 UTC Slug SLU slug, slug?
12 Jan 12 UTC Physics joke: A man gets pulled over in his car for speeding. The officer asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" He replies "No, but I know exactly where I am." The officer, suspecting the man might be on drugs, goes to search his car. He opens the trunk and sees a dead cat. He tells the man, "Sir, do you know you have a dead cat in your car?" The man replies, " I do now."
12 Jan 12 UTC Oh, sorry Italy...but I can't just tell you who is trolling us like this.
I have to keep these things secret, you know.
12 Jan 12 UTC Stop trolling us with bad jokes. We won't take the bait. ...also, ready up.
13 Jan 12 UTC My jokes are great you just arnt intelligent enough to get them :-P
13 Jan 12 UTC My jokes are great you just arnt intelligent enough to get them :-P
13 Jan 12 UTC I disssssssssssssaprove:



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13 Jan 12 UTC Coming from an ally those words are hurtful. Turkey you should be ashamed of yourself :-P
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13 Jan 12 UTC Wow...I'm trying to get into a Fine Arts college that's so high end, they classify Chess as 'Sports/Martial Arts.'
13 Jan 12 UTC ...Oh, and I see you saw misspelledlazer's post on vdip...
13 Jan 12 UTC No he took that from me. I found it online.
13 Jan 12 UTC Ah you are a vDipper too! Nice. Its a great site better than here in many ways.
13 Jan 12 UTC Ah! I know who you is too! I am learning fast of who is who who is who that is.
13 Jan 12 UTC Hey Russia! What're ya doing over there in Muscuvy? You gonna hold fer me or wat?
13 Jan 12 UTC How do you know who I am? I revealed nothing of the sort. I could be any of 321 people. But you sound suspiciously like Benbase... Though that may be since he is Belgian his english is not perfect.
13 Jan 12 UTC Yawn Im tired. My moves go in tomorrow morning :-P
13 Jan 12 UTC ENTER YE DAMN MOVES!
13 Jan 12 UTC (AND HIT YE DAMN READY)
13 Jan 12 UTC Almost sounds like a euphemism...
13 Jan 12 UTC Ya know we could just draw turkey! All but you have voted for it!
13 Jan 12 UTC I do not wish to draw.
13 Jan 12 UTC My suspicions were both true!
13 Jan 12 UTC *looks aroundbthe room* well that's a let down.
13 Jan 12 UTC Knew you were in here KA!
14 Jan 12 UTC That's annoying, England, I am most happy to have trolled away the hours with Dip33, KA, and Rommeltastic.

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England
jcbryan97 (134 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Turkey
King Atom (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
France
Rommeltastic (1253 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Italy
Diplomat33 (243 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Russia
Spartan22 (344 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
kyussman (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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