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Finished: 08 AM Fri 18 Nov 11 UTC
Private Chainsaw Challenge
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1903, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Franctard - Don't even *think* about growing a brain and waving thqat fucking fleet in my direction. I'll fuck you over if you violate the DMZ, asswipe.
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Turkey - keep fucking Russia and stay out of the Med next time, or I'll have to do worse than I did when I screwed you out of Gre in the spring. got it?
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: What DMZ, Either my memory is wrong (unlikely) or we never set one. However, douchebag, I am happy to do that now.

I want nothing more than to enter the Med and make quick work of your out-of-position ass. Unfortunately, the dicktard neighbours I have have made that a foolish idea. Seems like your retarded moves might actually put you in a good position.
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: France, from what italy's mom has told me, he likes it when people violate him, so feel free to break the imaginary DMZ.
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: though, I must say, if you are attacking him, spa-mar is the WEAKEST attack move I've ever seen.

In any game.
11 Nov 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Before I forget, a link for you, Austria :

12 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: If you don't have any use for Tunis I am going to come and take it. That seems fair. Build a fleet next time and you'll have better luck.
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Dear son.


13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: "What DMZ, Either my memory is wrong (unlikely) or we never set one. However, douchebag, I am happy to do that now. "

And then...

"If you don't have any use for Tunis I am going to come and take it."

Equivocate much fucktard? You have to *cross* the DMZ *you just agreed to* to get to Tun. You really are fucking stupid. And I only need one fleet to convoy an army there. Or are you so skullfucked you don't know about convoys?
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: alright asswipe i'll just let england and germany have their way with me while you fuck around in the balkans and leave tunis vacant
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Just as I thought, leaving you slimeraping morons with the possibility to PM led to a rapid decline in offensive content in the global chat once your inmates told you that you're playing 'Diplomacy'. So much for a chainsaw game, midgetdicks.
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Or maybe we have *lives*, imbecile. The only 'Diplomacy ' that needs to take between us is my foot up your ass
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Since I have both of my neighborhood cockmunchers working against me and your idiotic associated in Munich, I have plenty of targets for my Rage. However, I also have a) a four year old with more energy than a nuclear plant, b) a stunningly beautiful wife who loves to take advantage of our son's infrequent nap times with me, and c) a demanding yet rewarding career that actually is interesting, for the first time in far too long.

Against that, I have... You. Who only has a home SCs to his name in 1903 because it wasn't worth the effort of other people to take it.

It's not a real contest, dickbreath. Realistically, you're *never* going to offer a distraction, but, hey, maybe I'll have enough pity to put you out of your misery
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Of course it's not a real contest, Mr. Jerking Off With A Stunningly Beautiful Shemale Sockpuppet. You have one useless free unit plus 4 lame ducks whose only career prospect is support holding till Entente decides to finally fill your cavities with barrels of cordial and manly mayonnaise. Don't bother with decyphering that historical refference in the last sentence, I don't want to be sued for causing intracranial haemorrhage in your puny skull that tried to produce something people call idea and therefore inevitably overstretched its capacities.
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: I think I'll have Berlin next. I would bet with you, brownshirt homo, but since you'll let me in anyway, it wouldn't be fair.
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: You guys aren't particularly funny nor has anyone shown much ability to be insulting.
13 Nov 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Including you, numbnuts
14 Nov 11 UTC France... What can I say but you are such a buttfucktard. Now you have another enemy.
14 Nov 11 UTC Personally, I'm a fan of France's buttfucktardosity.
14 Nov 11 UTC But seriously, as an out of game thing, this weekend my dog ran away, and now I have her back, but it was a tense two days. Last week I had power outages, and today my internet was randomly out for six hours. So I think the universe has even revolted against the idiocy you assholes spew and tried to protect me from it.
14 Nov 11 UTC Revolting is a great way to describe your, England
14 Nov 11 UTC Considering he'd succeed in buttfucktarding you Engtard, it's no surprise. Unfortunately for France, I'm not a reject from the fucktard factory and I saw it coming.
14 Nov 11 UTC The only buttfucktardosity going on around here is that Italian circle jerk. Close the circle, ION! Really, give an old senile prick 6 SCs and you can expect lemonparty like this.
14 Nov 11 UTC You're just pissed that I'm the pitcher and you're the receiver in this buttfuck, Asstardia.
14 Nov 11 UTC Yes, I am :(
14 Nov 11 UTC Has anyone said anything about me? I was getting laid this weekend and decided to ignore you folks outright.
Granted, I'm behind in this game, but sore and happy otherwise :P
14 Nov 11 UTC So your leather-clad 250 lb "sow/cow" assfucked you with "her" cock for real?
14 Nov 11 UTC Fortknox- were u the giver or taker? And what was his name?
15 Nov 11 UTC Fuck you stratgos. I thought i had the greatest plan but no you have to go and make the first smart decision of your whole fucking life. Savour it, buddy, cuz its likely your last.
16 Nov 11 UTC I *told* you I was moving back, numbnuts
16 Nov 11 UTC God what a pathetic mass of bullshit going on in central Europe there. Between Austria and Russia they have a grand total of one home SC still in their hands. Well done fucknuts.
16 Nov 11 UTC GameMaster: Cockney was banned: multi. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
16 Nov 11 UTC LOL
16 Nov 11 UTC OK, that took me by surprise...
16 Nov 11 UTC FUCK! Now what fucktards? Do we cancel with such a glaring hemorrhoid all purple and hanging out? Do we pause and look for a fucktard to replace the cheat? Or do we continue the Mongolian cluster fuck as is?

And if the later, then you fucks should look to the west and see what fucking Kermit is doing with the fucking plotters from the island. I can't hold them back alone shitheads.
16 Nov 11 UTC Any of you fucktards have a clue who cocksuckers multi was? Of course you don't. You all haven't got a clue what lube does even when your getting fucked up the ass...
16 Nov 11 UTC Gameid=69357 holy fuck!
16 Nov 11 UTC The last chainsaw was a seven way draw and this fujcking abortion is no better.
16 Nov 11 UTC This is some fucking bullshit man. Fuck.
16 Nov 11 UTC lololololol
16 Nov 11 UTC France, you fucknugget, what, exactly, do you think the future holds if you don't draw? England will walk into Sweden and I'm not going to even bother trying to hold Denmark. I'll also support Italy into bud
16 Nov 11 UTC Want me to pause this motherfucker so we can get a replacement, or what?
16 Nov 11 UTC Lando, get your bitch ass in here and vote pause so we can discuss what the fuck to do.
16 Nov 11 UTC I don't know about finding a replacement because I wouldn't wish having to deal with you assspelunkers on my worst enemy.
16 Nov 11 UTC Let's just draw, get the extra points, and try this again cocksuckers.
16 Nov 11 UTC Or cancel. Who gives a fuck about the *one* fucking point profit.
16 Nov 11 UTC Make a fucking decision, Knox, before I find a millionaire to sodomize you
16 Nov 11 UTC FK, get your head otu of your ass. Despite what you think, your shit does *not* smell like roses. Vote draw or cancel. One gets an extra point and the other avoids the game being official on the GR.
16 Nov 11 UTC Or you could be a douche and die
16 Nov 11 UTC If I die, you'll just have another CD, dumbass. You want to wait around for that? Christ, do you even THINK before you allow the feces to just spew out of that pie hole you call a mouth? You french-kiss your mom with that mouth?

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Draugnar (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
7 supply-centers, 6 units
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
6 supply-centers, 5 units
stratagos (3269 D (S))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
fortknox (2059 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
SacredDigits (120 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
5 supply-centers, 4 units
ulytau (541 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
2 supply-centers, 3 units
Cockney (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 5 units
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