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Finished: 10 AM Wed 19 Nov 08 UTC
Et tu Brute?!
1 day /phase
Pot: 238 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by TheClark (831 D)
08 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: Howdy!

My name is Don, and I live in Houston, Texas. I'm new to php, but have played Dip before.

Seems like everyone wants a non-agression agreement these days. I'm hoping for something more here, and want to make you an offer.

I'm pretty sure that a players history and reputation will be important on php, so I want to get a couple long-term alliance in my record that future players will see and think I'm a reliable ally. So, I'd like to offer you a long-term alliance, going straight through to a 17-17 draw. Whatever it takes, I'm willing to make it happen.

I'm asking you first, because I think the E/F alliance is almost unstoppable if handled properly. And it is pretty easy to trust each other once we start moving east.

Tell me what you think.

Again soon,

Don
08 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: whooooops. Boy do I feel stupid.
08 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: So, I might as well make this official:

FRANCE DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY, ITALY, AUSTRIA, TURKEY, ANND RUSSIA! begs for england to save him.
08 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: grats
08 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.


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Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!


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Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France?
A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"


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Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?
A: Their armpits.


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Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket


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The recent tremors felt throughout France have been attributed to the fifty six thousand+ WWI & WWII U.S. soldiers spinning in their graves.


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Q: Why do the French people seem so hell bent on kissing Sarkozy's ass?
A: Because the French, in general are less sensitive to bad smells and certainly more tolerant of bitter flavors!!


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Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
A: I don't know either, its never happened!


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Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"


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Q: What’s the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!


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Q: Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.


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09 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: Ahahahaha. Smooth. ;)
09 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1901: lol
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: hello again.

I've moved to Burgundy to help you this turn. Sorry if I scared yoiu with the move the North Atlantic. That was the only way Germany would believe I was with him and not with you.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: I am ordering A Pic support your army Lon-Belgium. You'll need to support with a fleet or it wont' work. He's going to support Belgiuim this turn.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'll move my fleets south to defend against Italy.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: After you take Belgium, can I have Holland?
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: We can split the German centers.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: hehehehe
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: LOL. DID IT AGAIN!
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: I have GOT to stop trying to write to people when the sun is behind my monitor. Can't see which tab is highlighted.

Q. Why do we need France on our side against Osama Bin Laden and Al Quaeda?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.



Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.



Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.



Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?

A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.

Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

A. You can make soldiers out of toast.



Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. The Army.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.



Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.



Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.



Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?

A. So the Germans could march in the shade.


Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.



Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

A. You can make soldiers out of toast.



Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. The Army.
12 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!

Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
18 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: GameMaster: irish81 has taken over England.
18 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: OOPS!
18 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: I didn't mean to take over England!
18 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: o.O
18 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Same thing happened to me once! Just want to take a look and hit the wrong button.
19 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1904: YUP, whats going on! who are my friends, who are my enemies
19 Nov 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Well, France doesn't look too friendly. =p
Neither does Germany. xD
Y-you don't have any allies? =)
26 Nov 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: wolfrider has taken over Russia.
10 Dec 08 UTC Congrats to TheClark on his victory, and a well played game!

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Germany
TheClark (831 D)
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 1507 D
19 supply-centers, 14 units
Turkey
byko (345 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 476 D
6 supply-centers, 4 units
France
DipperDon (6457 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D, won: 238 D
3 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
pokchu (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 30 D
6 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
Ralyndi (1106 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Russia
wolfrider (107 D)
Defeated. Bet: 7 D
England
irish81 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 21 D
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