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Finished: 02 PM Mon 23 May 11 UTC
Do it like they do on the discovery channel
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 105 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by MiscellaneousBiscuit (262 D)
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: I only know two soviet jokes, Im afraid.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: haha
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: So three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surrounds so to take amusement from it would be cruel and exploitative.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Well, I'm sorry people, but a semi-emergency forces me to leave. Apologies, have a good game.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Goodbye, Turkey. Too bad you had to go.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1903: Au revoir Monsieur
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1903: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?


"THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE HOW IT IS STOP COMPLAINING"
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1903: that should read "the lightbulb is fine how it is, stop complaining"
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: commas are very important
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lolwut?
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven. One to hold the bulb and ten to turn the ladder.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lolwut?
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lolwut lolwut?
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lets not start this, it wont end well
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lolwut pear
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: lets not start this, it wont end well
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: im coming back boys
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: turkey is officially out
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: england is officially out
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: ugh, misclick that round :(
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh, please. Don’t start thinking you’re some tactical genius who managed to struggle back from the brink of defeat. If Russia had half a brain, he would have crushed you like a bug (still might- it’s an open road from Galicia to Budapest). You played like an idiot, but it’s a sad truth that idiots get lucky and everyone else gets screwed.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: everyone meaning you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: My masterplan has actually been to deliberately play worse than normal in order to make you angry. I play meta-diplomacy.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: Or is that a mind game...
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: ^Is that a meta mind game...who knows?
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: regardless, I think we can agree that we;re playing a game thats a good deal less serious than italy seems to be taking it.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: It’s obvious that Germany is actually being played by Russia who is under the mind-control of Turkey who was only pretending to leave in order to combine his country with that of his puppet so that he can sweep the board, which he will not do because he knows that if Germany wins than nobody will know that he is actually a mentalist who isn’t Turkey at all but is a large tumor in the center of Austria’s skull cavity.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: And I can be irreverent, too. =D
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: I see that now...
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: dang talk bout conspiracy theories
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1906: 7th place:turkey 6th place:england 5th place: will be ITALY (HAHAHA) 4th place: will be austria and i dont know from there probably russia win since they were handed turkey
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well, it was fun while it lasted. Good luck to all of you (except Austria; you’re a dick). Happy hunting!
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well played, happy dipping.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: To Italy: as your demise comes, you can say that you are better than me, but who got every other country on his side? ME! Losing part of your country then getting help to retake it is better diplomacy than betray someone the first turn then get wiped off the board in a few years. All in all...........................................................................................
I BEAT YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I think you just lost the moral highground
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I would have to agree
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Also, we weren't next to you
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1907: just let me pick on italy guys im havin fun
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1907: oh and by the way.......LATER ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1908: and as i reach my demise i can always remember (I BEAT ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: and as i reach my demise i can always remember (I BEAT ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Looks like the seige line has broken
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1909: Realisticaly speaking, i should be swapping my allegiance with you guys like every turn.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: But you won't, because you had a prearranged deal with France. Admit it. There's no other reason possible.
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: It's so obvious that 23 supply centres will beat 11. Do we really need to keep playing?
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: you tell me
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Only reason to keep playing is so that you two can wank each other.
22 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Sweet, best part of the game.
22 May 11 UTC We already know Germany's morals. We'll soon see France's
22 May 11 UTC GG all, barring Austria.

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France
Won. Bet: 15 D, won: 56 D
18 supply-centers, 14 units
Germany
Oliwoli (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 15 D, won: 25 D
8 supply-centers, 6 units
Russia
ChrisVis (1109 D)
Survived. Bet: 15 D, won: 22 D
7 supply-centers, 10 units
Austria
l8rdude (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 15 D, won: 4 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
England
jnorton924 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Italy
Aurevir (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Turkey
Lixyl (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Civil Disorders
Lixyl (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1903) with 4 centres.
jnorton924 (100 D)England (Autumn, 1903) with 1 centres.
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