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Finished: 02 PM Wed 25 May 11 UTC
Private I Have No Mouth and I Must Stab
1 day /phase
Pot: 350 D - Spring, 1912, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
25 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1903: and I said, heyyyy, eyyyy, eyyy, I said hey, what's goin' on (in the balkans)
25 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: A clusterfuck as always
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: the balkans are a pretty cool guy
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: HEY GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY AUSTIAN ANIMES
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: I PREFER ITALIAN WESTERNS
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Oh my god Russia I am so sorry
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: OUCH Russia, 3 disbands : (
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Oh Russia....
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: I am also sorry for Austria because ow!
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Italy why pore salt in the wound you inflicted
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: Actually salt CURES wounds! :eng101:

But you're right, I'll stop :(
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: I feel people would take England much more seriously if their chat messages didn't come in in a lovely pink color
27 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: OB can eat a dick!
27 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1903: :(
27 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1904: I meant to lose this game anyway. BY ELIMINATING ME YOU PROVE THAT I AM THE PUPPETMASTER HERE
27 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1904: Puppet. Fucking. Mastered.
28 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1904: oh shit quick take all my territories, your mastermind plot has intimidated me into submission
28 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1904: I NEED A CONVOY TO ENGLAND!
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: TIMES TICKING GUYS 10 SECONDS
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: OLIIIIIIVE BRAAAAANCH
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: RAAAAAAAAAARGH
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: Blame Germany for his want of Vienna!
30 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: I naturally blame all my failings on you, my nemesis!
02 May 11 UTC Spring, 1905: Truly Namtab is the true puppet master holding the strings of this game, for he has convinced me to vote a "draw" in this game.

(Don't vote a draw in this game until he and/or I turn to ashes)
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Hey, OB, how's finishing me off going? Getting a little raped by everyone else? Don't worry about it, just keep focusing on the one red tank and everything'll be OK
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: You're vindictive and petty, Namtab. :(
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: You say that like its a bad thing
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: AM I MAKING YOU MAD, OB, AM I? IS IT PERHAPS BECAUSE I AM PLAYING YOU LIKE PAVLOV PLAYS HIS DOGS. ME = PAVLOG U = DOg. I AM THE DOG GOD AND PLAY YOU LIKE A TRIANGLE
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Well at least I got to kill Austria, and I wasn't expecting the Turkish stab to come alongside the loss of Trieste.
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Technically Austria is still alive, he will retreat to Rome...
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Or can he not retreat there?
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: He can't.
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Well good kill then
03 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Guess it's time for Operation Shell, then.
07 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Damn it guys, eat Italy faster
10 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1907: Hahaaaaa, holy shit I am so fucked
10 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1907: Well played YASD, you read me like a book.
12 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: HOLD EVERYONE
12 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: JUST HOLD EVERYWHERE
12 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Welp GGs folks, I'm dead.
18 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: How the hell did the convoy fail? It was supported from Tuscony and Venice, that is 3 vs 2.
18 May 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Nvm figured it out
21 May 11 UTC Spring, 1911: Pussying out with the draw now, but I'm sure you'll kill me first, then declare the draw. Either way, well-played everyone, this marks the near-end of the first Goonplomacy long-phase game on WebDip, which will be updated in the thread!
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1911: and fun was had by all
22 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1911: Just let it be dooooooone
23 May 11 UTC Autumn, 1911: And there's the stab!
23 May 11 UTC So, 3-way draw?
23 May 11 UTC draw!
23 May 11 UTC Noooo I wanna see someone wiiiin
23 May 11 UTC And drawn

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Germany
JDM4787 (230 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 117 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
England
YASD (115 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 117 D
12 supply-centers, 12 units
Turkey
BklynBruzer (701 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 117 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
Olive Branch (634 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
France
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Austria
Namtab (143 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Russia
Tekopo (124 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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