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Finished: 05 AM Thu 18 Sep 08 UTC
A flock of suspicious seagulls
1 day /phase
Pot: 214 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Rasputin31 (100 D)
12 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1901: And thus, England proves to the continent that he is a big, blubbering vagina with the maturity level of a five year old. Touché, sir, clearly you have bested this princess.
12 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1901: Does the Princess eat with those fingers? And yet, the Princess lacks the style or grace of a member of the Royal family. Might this be sign of an imposter. All Europe wants to know how such a great royal family could produce such an crude, rude, simpleton as this. Inquiring minds want to know. If only she had a sense of humor or any sense at all. Oh, but I forgot, she's French.
12 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1901: Oh you guys...
13 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1901: I believe I was not the one with the foul mouth and the limited vocabulary. One is reminded that Henry V may have had the correct idea at Agencourt. And what would be the honor in besting such a Princess Froggie?
13 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1902: Dateline London: It has come to the attention of the Archbishop of Canthertgberries that frog hunting season has opened across the channel. In his announcement, he offered a reward to the hunter who brings in the largest number of frogs appendages and announced, "This looks to be one of the best frogging seasons in years."
14 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russia will not tolerate any aggression against its sovereign territories in Scandinavia, the German army in Denmark is an intolerable move against Russia. Russia will be forced to declare war on Germany if it does not cease all military presence in Denmark. Russia will be forced to mobilize and move against Berlin if Denmark is not vacated in the next turn.
14 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: Can't we all just get along?
14 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1902: Dateline London: The Archbishop is happy to report the cheering crowds of French citizenry who have greeted our sailors all along the French coast. The Belgians were extatic at being freed from the fear of French occupation. Everywhere people were calling out, "Whip the whynie Froggie Piglets!" Can't you feel the love?
14 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: Dateline Yorkshire: Reports of all women fleeing to British lines in Belguim have brought forthe reports by The British Humane Society that French Soldiers in Picardy not only marrying outside their Catholic roots, but turning in desperation to local sheep. When asked about these reports, French Commader Le Pew simply say, "The baaaaad part is that the inlisted men are getting all the cute ones."
14 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: Russia needs to grow a pair. You want my territory? Come get it.
14 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: A pair of sheep? I'mnot sure even the Froggie Princess would approve of such group marriage.
15 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: Reports from Portugal indicate a level of French depravity which can't be discussed publicly. All one can say is that Portugese farmers report unspeakable acts they French soldiers under the broad power of the French Animial Husbandry Society. When asked about such reports, General Disorder simply replied, "Have you never heard the term 'squeel like zee pig'?"
15 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: that is a touche moment...props my friend
15 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1903: There ya go Russia - moved out of Denmark, just like you asked!
15 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Dateline Brest: Surviors of Miss Froggie's private fleet which was routed in her failed attempt at world domination(Perhaps First Mate Pinky knows why) report of perversions beyond description taking place at the Royal Castle in Brest. One sailor quote Princess Froggie as saying, "When vous use zee feathers, eet iz kinky, non? But when vous use zee whole chicken, eet iz perverse. Yet when a Princess duz eet, it simply iz naughts."
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Dateline Brest: Miss Froggie Princess saluted the entire French Navy of retaking the Mid in what she called "zee gretest navaal maneuver since Nelson!" When reminded that the English have now started occupying her country, she sighed a Froggie Princess sigh and said, "Eeets all just lipstick on a pig" and wondered off saying something about frogs leggs really tasking like beacon.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Just one more bit of advice from an old and successful dippy player, when you forget the game is called Diplomacy, even a country which starts with a strong position can be dragged into to ground by a moron. Had you wanted to negotiate, I would have like allying with you, but you didn't. How did you ever win the one game? I shall miss writing about Froggie Princess in the press though.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Why in god's name would I want to work with someone as annoying as you? You acted like a goddamn hemorrhoid even when we were allied.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: The nice thing about some players is the gracious way in which they take on the personalities of the countries they play. You, madam,have done an exemplary job of become are rude and selfish and moronic as th worst case one could see in any French man. One would have hoped you would be a more gracious loser, but I guess now. Once a moron, always a moron. Good luck. I wonder what clever removals you can come up with. Are you Pinky or the Brain. Oh wait, neither.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Dateline Paris; Reports have surfaced that Her Royal Princess, Miss Froggie Princess, has recently been seen wandering the streets mumbling, "My country for horse.My counjty for a house." On Paresian noted, "We don't mind her strange taste in bed partners, but the country already is run by a jackass, we don't need another one."
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Hahahaha if you think you're the pinnacle of good sportsmanship, you really are as deranged as you come off sounding in your posts. I'd graciously accept defeat at the hands of any player on this board, but I'd rather be punched in the scrotum by Jesse Ventura than bow down to a filthy pubic louse such as yourself.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: You want Jesse to punch you in the scrotum? How do you come up with this. Deranged would be a compliment from a person with such peculiar idea of fun. On the other hand, you do know how to accept defeat. Ii guess testicle thumping would be the ideal addition to being trounced on the board. I am glad you have learaned to write longer sentences with really large words. You parents must be very proud of you. By the wy, what exactly is a :"filthy public louse" and is it different than a clean public louse or a fillty private louse? What a pitty you'll be leaving the game without enlightening us all on the brilliance of your mind. You might get therapy for that massochism thing though.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Learn to read, old man.
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Dateline London: Reports that her Froggy Princessness has started throwing another of her many hissy fits are confirmed. When last seen, she was running around Paris drooling and dripping from nose sobbing, "It's not fair. It's just not fair. They expect to act like a grown up ruler, but I'm only a little princess."
16 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1903: Learn to play, little girl.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: A now for a little culture(which means some will have to explain it to the Princess
There once was a princess name Froggie
Who played France exceedingly shoddy.
When whying all day
about her bad play
she just said they all l do me doggy.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Oh what a surprise, another failed attempt at humor.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Oh what a joy, you wrote a sentence longer than 5 words. Does it really bother you that much to suck at something so simple? You know, you and Brutus have something in common.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Is anyone else in the game seeing this? Can someone please agree with me that this guy is off his fucking rocker?
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Dateline Paris: In a recent poll, residents were asked if Froggie Princess was fit to eat with pigs. 50% responded yes and 50% replied no. The same pole given to the porcine population return a 100% response of never.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: I honestly don't get it! Why are you so hostile? What did I do to you that has enraged you so much besides stab you?
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: I'm not hostile, I'm playful, and there is nothing quite as much fun as a press. Why are you so obtuse? It's just a game and we're just playing. It's not worth getting so worked up over. Maybe if you had more maturity and less vacuity, you might appreciate that. On the other hand, there is that old saying about a leopard and its spots.
16 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Due to Germany's continued aggression in the Baltic, Russia is forced to declare war on Germany. Russia reminds the other world powers that it had offered Germany peace, asking only that Germany demilitarize the Baltic states. Germany however refused to contribute to a peaceful solution, and instead declared open war on Russia by invading Sweden. Russia regrets that it is forced to retaliate, but sees it as a necessity to protect its own land.
17 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Playful?

"I hope you don't actually have a job where people count on your poise or you intellect or your ability to descern fact from fiction."

"Good luck. Good bye. Eat shit and die."

"Autumn 1903: You are,without a doubt, the wimpy, most pathethic looser I have played with in 30 years plus. You don't even know how to go out with style. That giant sucking sound is your country. Fuck off and die."

"And no matter what one offers you remain the same, moronic asshole you were. I hope you recall this when you don't survive this game."

Whatever you say.
17 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: I am so confused. Good luck. Have you figured out how long you have left in the game.I must say the destroying the Army in Portugal was almost as clever as moving itt there.
17 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Dateline Paris: After Miss Froggie Princess reported feeling ill, she was taken to a proctologist who said that she had a version of Lovelace Syndrom. He explained that while Linda had a certain piece of her anatomy in her throat, that Froggie Princess had her cranium far far up her anus. Upon hearing this, a number of Paresians were reported to have said,"That really explain a lot."
17 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1904: Dateline London: Though official sources refuse to tell who, someone in the Admiralty is shorter by a head as noted by the adornment on Traitors Gate recently. When asked what happened, The Archbishop of Cantorbury reprotedly said, "Damn French and their nasty moves.What happened to the sun never sets?"
20 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1905: GameMaster: dado2004 has taken over Turkey.
21 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Dateline Moscow: Numerous reports of disquiet in the street as the belligerence of the Russian leadership comes home to roost, with the loss of three supply centers. Sources tell us the opposition leaders have been heard to say "What in God's name was he thinking, making threats it wasn't possible for him to back up?"

Bets are currently being made on who will offer the coup de grâce, and world leaders wonder if the Russian leader will be capable of learning from his mistakes.
21 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Dateline London: Recent reports of weight gain among the Russina Royal family have been confirme by an unname Moscow Weight Watchers location. It seems that the Czar is very much too big for his britches.
22 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: England-"By the way, that sinking feeling you are feeling right now is what comes from threatening a player when you haven't got anything with which to back it up. Dip life is like that. Sorry. Die quickly." Quickly comrades to the roflcopter, we must arm the lolcannons and man the lmaoblasters to fight this amusing English menace.
22 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: I don't know what dictionary the soon-to-be gone Ruskies use,but I think that the drugs for his sex change operation are clouding what litttle judgment he had. Seems to me that he came into the game threatening and is leaving the same way. Don't go away mad, just go away. At least he thought I was amusing.
22 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Don't go away mad, just go away.
Great motley crue song...
And besides, we all hope to leave this world the same way we came into it, cold, screaming, and covered in blood.
And besides, here in Moscow, our dictionaries use us, that's why we have trouble with our English.
22 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Of course, there is my favorite bumper sticker.
When I die, I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the other3 people in the car.
22 Sep 08 UTC Spring, 1906: *sobs* that's how my grandpa died! You unfeeling bastard!

(or something)
24 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: You know, Austria, when you stated "Sorry about Silesia. I was hoping to just bounce Russia i am moving out in the Spring", I kinda was hoping you wouldn't "move out" into one of my supply centers.But I guess stabbiness is to be expected
24 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: Are you trying to guilt me into giving the centers back? Because i think ill beat down the guilt and just move on.
24 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: Btw...where else would i go? I think you have seen it coming for a long time but just told yourself that it would never happen
24 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: Not trying to guilt you at all. As I said, it's the nature of the game.
24 Sep 08 UTC Autumn, 1907: Nifty

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Austria
Rasputin31 (100 D)
Won. Bet: 25 D, won: 1284 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
England
BESM (18622 D)
Survived. Bet: 25 D, won: 999 D
14 supply-centers, 13 units
Germany
stratagos (3269 D (S))
Survived. Bet: 21 D, won: 143 D
2 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
Hellboy575 (393 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Russia
jfrench (151 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
France
Tucobenedicto (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Turkey
dado2004 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 18 D
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