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Finished: 06 AM Thu 28 Apr 11 UTC
Private Gun Fest 2011
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by bigbadbarr (131 D)
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: THis is extremely confusing
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: I am not sure which country I am...
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Right. Got it.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: I think the real one is Austria, he has the lowest user number
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: GOOD THINKING! That is me. In case you need to know who to gang up on.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Demon must be one of the others. Who the faff is venus?
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Sounds like JB to me
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Who they furk is England and how have they finalised their moves already?
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: This is going to be carnage
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Would make sense for Demon and Jobbers to be in cahoots on the name front.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: I think we can be certain that England is Jobbers. No-one puts there moves in that quickly without any consultation or discussion. Well, apart from GC.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: JABAZ!
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Hang on guys, don't know who Austria is but I'm the Guns - no underscores or any nonsense like that
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: JABAZ!
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Or Bray perhaps.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: I still reckon this has got Laser/Demon tricksyness written all over it. All that 'i don't know which game to join' nonsense - i don't believe a word
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Actually I have no idea.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Alright England Gunsie, if you are the Guns (and I am not saying that I am not) then tell us something to prove it.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Very well England: describe the photoelectric effect.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Someone's been Wikipedia-ing for a while now...
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Right let's get these orders in! THIS HAS BEEN THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: sorry guys, just got distracted. for me to prove who i am you need to ask me something i can't google.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: What was the name of Tom Vaughan's sister
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: HA HA HA
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: GENIUS
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Victoria you mean? Any more information I can convince you with - she was in the year above us at Giggleswick, she was in Catteral House then Carr, anything else you'd like to know?
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Is anybody else concerned that the other two gunses have both finalised their orders? I have tried to talk to both but they are ignoring me. Jabaz and Demon perhaps? Then again Demon does love to talk on dip-chat.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Impressively diligent piece of internet research! However the details are not quite right. Strong effort tho
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Anyway, what the guns would have actually said would be have been dripping with sexual longing
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: Maybe Motty is involved here.

The Catteral House slip may have been deliberate AB. Could be JB trying to throw us off.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: I should just confirm that, yes, I am dripping with sexual longing right now.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: WTF this is hard to follow. I (JB) am Venus. At the moment I am a freelance operation.
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: He's your Venus, he's your fi-re, your desi-re
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: who is france? let's get these orders in
24 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1901: wTs. I'll email.
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: sorry guys, been busy salivating over those luscious brunette locks, kept me awake at night. can someone work out who the Austrian Guns please - i reckon it must be Motty
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: ...Set you down this,
And say besides that in Aleppo once,
Where a malignant and a turbanned Turk
Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
I took by th' throat the circumcised dog
And smote him-thus!
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1901: Fecking hell I cannot wait for wTs! to wake the fuck up.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1902: Does anyone think that the other Gunses will show up for the rest of the game?
02 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1904: England and russia keep logging in within minutes of each other. I find that suspicious and annoying.
07 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: I just want everyone here to know that I am in a small Yorkshire village drinking Timothy Taylor's and putting in my diplomacy orders. Blissful.
08 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: I believe I speak for myself and Adam (and Jimbo if he's bothering to log on anymore) when I say: you fucker.

Where are you?
08 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Addingham, near Ilkley. Nice place. Corner shop burnt down a couple of days ago though, so we're reduced to tea without milk.
08 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Wow. The TT has only travelled about 10 miles to get to you. JEALOUS.
10 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Gents I'm in lympstone and on the shitty iPhone so can't read messages, will respond when I get home this evening xx
25 Apr 11 UTC Spring, 1910: Ah fer fuck's sake, I thought this would be over this turn!
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: You fecking nonce.
26 Apr 11 UTC Autumn, 1910: Draw?

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Germany
bigbadbarr (131 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 19 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Austria
The_Guns (186 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 17 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
France
wTs (127 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
Laser (117 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Venus (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
TheGuns (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
England
The Guns (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Laser (117 D)Italy (Spring, 1909) with 2 centres.
wTs (127 D)France (Spring, 1910) with 1 centres.
Venus (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1905) with 1 centres.
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