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Finished: 04 PM Thu 31 Mar 11 UTC
The Gods must be crazy
1 day /phase
Pot: 707 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Stripy (2759 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1905: Might I suggest a retreat to Iceland, which I believe is still British, and a baboon war until you have contacted Pinky or the Brain and achieved world domination!
17 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1905: well, I'm screwed.

Sorry everyone.
18 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: I just thought I'd better apologize in advance. I won't be finalizing my build order and my replies may get erratic and incoherent over the next 24hours as it's both my wife's and my son's birthdays. I promise to be sober again for the movement phase though :)
19 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: Lol no have fun.
19 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1905: HB to both of them. I'm assuming your wife is older than your son, so the same day but not the same actual birthday. Of course, maybe thinking like that is what got me down to almost dead.
19 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1906: well I guess that's actually possible. I'm still with my first wife though...
19 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1906: Nice vote England. Never surrender
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: gg England. See ya next round.
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Thanks for the game England. Sorry about the way things went but I enjoyed playing with you.
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Turkey sits quietly waiting to pounce...
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: the word pounce is such an interesting word unless, by pounce, you mean, curl up in the corner and hope not to be wiped from the map.
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Its worked brilliantly so far.
21 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Allow me to give a brief state of the world update: Italy, here comes france. Germany, how long are you going to sit quietly waiting for france to completely surround you? Austria, you are the best ally france could ever wish for. You just successfully weakened both countries france will have to fight to win this game. In short, congratgulations france, it would take a miracle at this point to stop you.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: France has been unstoppable for a long time, partly due to good diplomacy on his part and partly because neither Germany nor Italy have shown any inclination to move against him. Because of that the best that could be hoped for was a 4 or 3 way draw, which crucially required Germany to go along with it. However, germany decided not to. Given that fact I decided I might as well try and make some progress on my own, and I've done so. Of course it benefits France but that's fine with me. He's played an excellent game.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: YOu are telling us this because? I pretty much know you are speading some selfserving lie because you are typing. Of course, that may just be because you lied every chance you could and didn't play all that well or maybe it's just because you seem to be a real jerk. Either way, why write this self-serving crap on the global?
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Clearing the air on global; right on cue.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: I am so confused.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Allow me to give a brief state of the world update: Italy, here comes france. Germany, how long are you going to sit quietly waiting for france to completely surround you? Austria, you are the best ally france could ever wish for. You just successfully weakened both countries france will have to fight to win this game. In short, congratgulations france, it would take a miracle at this point to stop you.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Hey it's only a game!
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: There would be the exact problem with Austria.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sorry about the repost. Its my damn phone.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: You have a phone that holds back a river?
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: Hahahaha no sir that would be a dam phone.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: So is it a phone formerly owned by a gun moll in a Humphrey Bogart movie? Oh wait, that would be a dame phone.
Perhaps brest implants for the gun moll in the movie? No way, that woudl be dame phone foam.
Have to go.
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: lol, well played you two. well played
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: By well played, do you mean like down in a pool deep under ground?
22 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1906: nope, but feel free to turn the phrase whichever way your heart desires
23 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1907: I hope you don't mean a well played game of diplomacy, because to this point I had thought you were competant. Although extremely hardheaded and short sighted.
23 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1907: To whom are you speaking?
23 Mar 11 UTC Spring, 1907: The german who told us we played well.
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: And all the worlds powers just became idiots. I was out early so I can't talk but really you guys? Italy you're going to help france in austria? You don't think maybe your oasis of green in the sea of blue is just supply centers waiting to be taken for the solo? This is the worst show I've ever seen by any group of confident players.
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Competant. Damnit that killed the message. Fat fingers + touchscreen and autocorrect don't mix.
25 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1908: Thank you Russia for declaring yourself master of diplomacy strategy. I'll be interested to see the end of the game and have all of our veils of secrecy lifted.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: And 707 points in frances pockets.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: Sure, if this was a WTA game.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: But since its a PPSC game, he'll at best get 707/34*18 pts or 374pts.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: well played
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: Technically France could go over 18 SCs if/when he gets his win... so we could see a slightly higher score... 436 is very possible.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: I think you only get credit for 18, but that may have changed on this site. Still, France shoud be happy with his points.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: I'm not greedy, as long as I have enough points to get into 101 point games I'm happy so there is no risk at all of me trying for something crazy like 436
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: well, that seems quite sure. Well played. will be fun to fine out who everyone is.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: glad to read that France... I've always thought going over 18 was a bit unsporting... that's probably because I once was in a game where someone tried to set up a 24 SC win.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: I agree I've actually been in 19 SCs in one of my games and moved out to support my ally into one before. I've never been up against someone going for a 24 SC win but it would be even worse eliminating someone just to get the extra SCs when you already have a win in hand.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: I agree.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: Would be nice if Rus finalized so we could get on with the wake.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: Yes, you can only get 18. Every SC over that gets split even amongst the remaining players.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: You learn something new every day. Thanks I.
28 Mar 11 UTC Autumn, 1909: What if you learn that you didn't learn anything?
30 Mar 11 UTC Thanks for the game everyone
30 Mar 11 UTC haha, I wouldn't have been so cocky if I realised how highly ranked you all are.

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France
Stripy (2759 D)
Won. Bet: 101 D, won: 375 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Germany
JetJaguar (820 D)
Survived. Bet: 101 D, won: 250 D
12 supply-centers, 11 units
Turkey
BESM (18622 D)
Survived. Bet: 101 D, won: 63 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
superchunk (4890 D)
Survived. Bet: 101 D, won: 21 D
1 supply-centers, 4 units
England
The Situation (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
Austria
Whitefish (342 D)
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
Russia
I == G-Sim (283 D)
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
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