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Finished: 05 PM Tue 16 Nov 10 UTC
I'm Not Really Like This in Real Life
1 day /phase
Pot: 687 D - Spring, 1914, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
27 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: I hope everything's OK. Sometimes real life rears its ugly head and bites us on the butt. It happens!
28 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Nothing I can't handle. :)

Thank you, though.
28 Oct 10 UTC Spring, 1909: You're welcome. :-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: With France out, I'm voting for a draw. Too bad, too--you guys are keeping my adrenaline levels up, for sure! lol
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Same. We'll need to setup a new game.
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Sounds good. :-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: AH and England, vote "Draw" or we'll kick your butts. ;-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Bunch o' pansies! ;-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: JUST kidding. :-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Hold the fort...new France and new ideas equals more fun and frolics and no imbalance! Lets get this on.
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Whoo-hoo! Welcome!!
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Yeah baby, im here and ready for action. So whats for dinner?
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Fish 'n chips, bangers 'n mash. :-) Oh, is this global?!?!?!?

;-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: Nothing like sharing your dinner with the rest of Europe, even better if it have been partially digested already. Leads to all sorts of fun. In fact i did that with a half eating whipper before i launched the tasty burger bits over some poor old dear on the train. You should have heard the noise, it was like dolby surround sound puking, the whole carriage started! Great :)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: lol. Well not funny at the time.
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: No. I soiled my favourite shirt with whopper mess, but once that was done i was laughing like a mule :)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: That's what you get for eating European "whippers." lol! And... whippers does sound a bit pervy. Ahh, you can sit next to me, but no touching. ;-)
29 Oct 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: LMFAO. I did type Whippers...that sounds like a curly turd. No wonder i was sick! Hehehe, Whipper indeed :)
08 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1911: Anyone near Buffalo, NY?
08 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1911: London, England....so a little way off!
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: I'm not even from US/Europe...
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: In an unexpected twist, the German High Command is sending prisoners to forced labor camps in occupied England. The Australian government has protested.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: When questioned about this highly questionable policy, the High Commissioner for Prisons today replied, "Where else can I put them?" He also assured the French occupation that only one more shipment is planned before the island reaches capacity.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: He finished the interview by saying that all German-controlled personnel and prisoners are under strict orders to cause no problems with the western side of the island, except maybe in Clyde.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: Elsewhere in the world, Russian liberation forces today merged with Rumanian partisans to celebrate the end of a dark period in Rumanian history.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: And the German Wehrmacht walked into the undefended city of Constantinople to find that all able-bodied men and women of fighting age have been transferred to the Eastern front. The commandant in charge of the "invasion" has requested allied naval support as soon as it becomes available.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: You are crazy, nevertheless I like you.
10 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: French low commission to Austrian occupied Turkish lands called in the French naval forces for 'resilience testing' in the area. Reports are that German forces would need French naval might to support the land arrangements for both German and Russian expeditionary forces.

French leaders, back at home in comfy surroundings have welcomed the move and are interested in wiping the map of all muddy brown Austrian colours as a sign of complete dominance. Fleets ahoy, he i come!
11 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: Friend Tsar, please define "like." As in, "like" for dinner, "like" your dog, "like" your girlfriend... :-x lol!
11 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: Or I could say that it takes one to know one, neh? ~:"-/
11 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: I have to hand it to AH, though--Three much players have been putting unrelenting pressure on him, and he's been in exile for like 100 years, but he's still putting up a strong fight, and with relatively good humor!!
11 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1912: "Three much larger players"
11 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: GG y'all. Next time someone ally with me.
11 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: Sometimes luck plays a huge role in this game, like when everyone allies with everyone else before you get a chance to!
11 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1912: I agree. AH has fought bravely and caused me enough problems in the south. Impossible to win against 3 allies, so well done.
13 Nov 10 UTC Spring, 1913: Acting on fears of French ambitions for the end of the Cold War, and in an effort to cut support for rumored attacks on its troops, The German High Command ordered a limited engagement of allied forces all along the border. Says Kaiser Wilhelm, "Ja, but I hope zere are no hard feelings!"
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: Hehehe.
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: Through an accident of placement and the development of alliance structures, our Austrian Emperor's battle for survival was a lonely one. No promises, but I for one would like the chance to be your ally in another time, another place. :-)
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: I totally agree, Austria was a worthy opponent. Too bad that decisions that both of us made earlier in the game has put us on a collusion path. Good game, Austria!
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: Collusion, that's me and you! Collision, I think you mean, between you and Austria! lol
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: And to think we started this game with me and England attacking Russia fairly early on. How the tide has turned!
14 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend..."

It's always true in Diplomacy. Almost. :)

Voted draw.
15 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: Words of truth indeed and well played by Austria, quite the fight in the end. Voted draw also.
15 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: No you haven't. At least not yet :)
15 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: I was finishing reading messages and before leaving for the next game, was going to click that very button....just like now.
15 Nov 10 UTC Autumn, 1913: Done. Just Germany to go.
15 Nov 10 UTC I know. I was kidding :)
15 Nov 10 UTC Well, i had to make sure, nothing worse than being the last to draw!!
15 Nov 10 UTC Thanks all for a great game, and especially to the replacement French player for bringing just a hint of danger to the game. ;-)
15 Nov 10 UTC Or as the French like to put it, a "soupçon." lol

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France
BigZombieDude (1188 D)
Drawn. Bet: 222 D, won: 229 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
Russia
Baskineli (100 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 60 D, won: 229 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
Germany
Mujus (1495 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 60 D, won: 229 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
England
Bilbo (539 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 45 D
Austria
gramilaj (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
Turkey
Hubb (881 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
Civil Disorders
esrever88 (100 D)Italy (Autumn, 1901) with 3 centres.
Grumbel the Great (179 D)France (Spring, 1909) with 11 centres.
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