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Finished: 05 PM Sat 04 Sep 10 UTC
A live one-2
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1908: Hit ready!
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1908: Hit ready!
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Come on Turkey. With your departure and return you have done as much as anyone (except maybe Austria) to make this game such a fiasco. Please just hit Cancel and be done with it. Continuing is just daft. Thank you for listening!
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Agreed. Please just cancel. This is a great exercise in stalemate-building, but even if we don't set up this stalemate, you can't get to 18 centers.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: In the end I do have one question for England and France: If my internet connection had not broken down would you have attacked me?
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Remind me again - where do bears shit?
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Yeah, of course. They're just my serfs.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: ...;-)...
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Germany, what the hell. Just put your army back into Silesia. Have none of you put together a stalemate line before?
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Perhaps Turkey accepts a draw?
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Yeah, if France hits Draw as well then Turkey has the choice.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: No, no draws. This game has been utterly screwed up. It merits a Cancel and nothing more or less. Just set up the stalemate so we can go home.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: But, since I don't have all day, Turkey, would you vote for a draw?
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well I put in both - cancel and draw. It's up to you to decide - I won't attack anyone here - I'll just defend my one country.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: Germany, disband Heligoland.
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1908: the one in the water
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Turkey isn't accepting anything, because he thinks he can get a solo. And with how long it's taking to set up this stalemate line, he might be right.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Germany, move to Silesia from Munich.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Support it with Berlin.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Don't we alredy have one? How could he continue westwards?
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: England, keep moving to StP and Livonia, support Bal-Liv from Prussia.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Come on England do you want to team up with Turkey in the end????
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: England, get the hell out of Kiel. And withdraw Ruhr to Belgium. Meanwhile, support Norway to StP and move North Sea to Norway.

Germany, support hold Silesia from Berlin, and Bohemia from Silesia.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: England, what are you doing?
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Germany hit ready
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: England, support hold livonia from Prussia.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Please, everybody do as France says. And that includes Turkey hitting Draw or Cancel! ;-)
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Turkey, hit Cancel.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1909: Turkey - please stop badgering people to hit ready. There's one much more significant example of a player prolonging the game by not clicking a button!
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1909: And Turkey, you're not as clever as you think you are. You might break the southern stalemate line, but you still can't get past Gibraltar.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Theres no need for me to go to Gibraltar.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Germany. Why can't you listen to me?
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: We already have a stalemate line!
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: come on are you guys still here?
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: I told you I would'nt move against France nor England - I'll support Prussia and Bohemia!
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: No, we don't. We need Silesia for the stalemate line. Just do as I say, please.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: this is ridiculous.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Russia, could you persuade Germany that Silesia is essential for the standard stalemate line? I'm running out of breath.
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1910: Germany do what France says. She's on her period
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1910: The maps says more than words can say.

And England again - WTF?!
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1910: In fact the UK is right this is ridiculous...;-)...
03 Sep 10 UTC Autumn, 1910: Turkey hit Ready! ;-)
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1911: I will continue with these orders until anything changes I'll support Tyrolia and Munich until Turkey draws or cancels....;-)...
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1911: or I'll die...;-)...
03 Sep 10 UTC Spring, 1911: Germany, my friend. It is too late for that! That's why Sil was so vital to the stalemate line. :-/
03 Sep 10 UTC Draw?
03 Sep 10 UTC Yes, fine. Let's just get this over with.
03 Sep 10 UTC Sorry, Russia. You deserved the points back. I'm just glad to be done with this game.
03 Sep 10 UTC Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for a most enjoyable game.

[Are you sensing my sarcasm?]

That game was utterly insane!
03 Sep 10 UTC England, Germany, please use this game as a lesson on why stalemate lines are important.

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Turkey
Mr. Yuck (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 28 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
England
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 28 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
France
tarspaceheel (503 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 28 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
FatherSnitch (476 D (B))
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 28 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Germany
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 28 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Austria
MichiganMan (5146 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
opaque (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
MichiganMan (5146 D)Austria (Spring, 1905) with 2 centres.
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