Finished: 07 PM Wed 30 Apr 08 UTC
Stockholm Syndrome
1 day /phase
Pot: 175 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by CountArach (587 D)
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: So if i take Kiel, will you be happy to have Belgium? I have three on two against Kie and you have two on one in Bel, so he will be disbanded by the end of Spring! Hurrah!

Now we have rid opf Germany, what do you want to do next? I suggest we work together to take care of Russia... You are well set up to exploit Italy and Austria, but need the build to get a fleet on Mar. I am happy to be a peaceful neighbour to the North. I would like to see you ourt of the Eng when you have taken Bel though.

What do you think?
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: I agree... :D
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Unfortunately, I think it might be necessary to destroy England on general principle.... I dunno, what does everybody else think?
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Did I put that in the global room... Oops!
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Bring it on garlic muncher
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: You would be better placed to criticize my eating habits if English 'cuisine' wasn't world-famously atrocious. I mean, really, how does fish and chips constitute a national dish, anyway?
You know, they say that fish is brain food. I think the available evidence contradicts this....
30 Apr 08 UTC Spring, 1906: Oh snap!
02 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: Haha, having only 1 place to build is really not a good thing...
02 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1906: I'm happy to negotiate your withdrawal from Warsaw if you;d like to move from their :)

Fish by the way is brain food... hence it making a great national dish for a nation as clever as what we is.!
05 May 08 UTC Spring, 1908: If fish was brain food they wouldn't be stupid enough to take the bait in the first place...
05 May 08 UTC Spring, 1908: Lol.... an excellent point, I'd never thought of that....
05 May 08 UTC Spring, 1908: Well you also never thought I'd attack you through the low countries either, so not totally sure what point you think you've made there... :)
05 May 08 UTC Spring, 1908: That's because all the stupid fish you're eating has made you too stupid to understand it. :)
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Not so stupid I can;t see my fleet on the Baltic Sea puts us at 4 all on the German frontier... you ain't coming through there! Now I suggest uyou go and much some garlic to get your blood pressure back down before you over sxcite yourself.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: The Baltic Sea? Is that where you're getting all the fish? You should check the water, I think it might be contaminated.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Not as contaminated as your plan to give Russia all your SCs to earn a Pyrrihic victory against me!
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Erm... you are definitely losing the plot. Russia is only within range of one of my SCs, and I believe the Italians think it's rightfully theirs.
CountArach, kindly check to see whether your vodka sodden Bolshevics in Prussia are pissing toxins into the Baltic sea, and contaminating the English fish supply. If so, give them my warm regards, and up their rations.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Uhh yeah about that. My men are too lazy to dig latrines so they sort of had to use the Baltic Sea. All people know that Russian urine is toxic and quite potent, so I'm sorry to say England - your Baltic Sea fleet is about to come down with a nasty case of intestinal damage.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well you're both talking enough shit to drown an entire navy
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: You are just jealous of our Russian women. I've seen English women. Nothing to be proud of there! Now as for our Russian women - some say moustaches aren't hot. Those people are wrong.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well if it helps you differentiate them from the livestock...
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Why would you need to do that?
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Yeah, anything to get us through those cold winter nights.
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: My fleet will help you get through the cold winter nights... the English navy can be very accomodating... now if you'll just allow us to land in Prussia I'll show you :)
05 May 08 UTC Autumn, 1908: Don't let them in. They're crazy. All the Prussian piss in the fish has backed up into their brains.

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Russia
CountArach (587 D)
Won. Bet: 25 D, won: 1050 D
18 supply-centers, 17 units
England
Survived. Bet: 25 D, won: 817 D
14 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Feckless Clod (777 D)
Survived. Bet: 25 D, won: 117 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Austria
Cheleon (1153 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Italy
pierredude (186 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Turkey
slayero9 (147 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Germany
SparkzCypher (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
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