04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: JAMAICA NUMBA WON MON |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: REGGAE? MORE LIKE REGGAY |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: POUR LES GENS LE QUEBEC HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: New York Times: Riots break out in Pittsburg after People's Republic of New York votes 93% in favor of using taxpayer money to pay for feminine hygiene products. |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: So uh... you guys like cheese? I got a lot of it |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: who you trynna cheese on |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: fromage est le cœur de la monde |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: I don’t speak French. And I don’t plan on learnin. |
04 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: I’m going to drink and drive so fucking hard after I win this game |
05 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: Prove it. |
06 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 2000: New York Times: Senator A$AP Rocky expresses interest in becoming ambassador to Peru, rooting out corruption in the coca leaf trade. |
06 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 2000: Peru, in an unprecedented display of transparency, opens every industry to foreign visitors. “corrupción no tiene cabida en el futuro de la gente” says the Peruvian President. |
06 Apr 21 UTC | Spring, 2000: A$AP Rocky confesses to having an unbreakable cocaine addiction, leaves office to join the military. |
07 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Ambassador Meek Mill has been detained by the Wakandan police in Haiti this morning. The New Yorker Embassy has been shutdown. |
07 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: As a show of solidarity to the New Yorker people after the unlawful detention of Ambassador Meek Mill, the Heartlands government have placed an embargo on Cuban cigars, stating that “niggas don’t learn, swear to god...” |
07 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: A new proclamation has been decreed by minister of warfare and football, Aaron Rodgers: “REMEMBER. NO CANADIANS.” |
08 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Czar Trudeau led a grand palace, Quebec on the fate of the nation, his rousing speech, heard by every Quebecois, was as follows; "'When Napoleon lay at Boulogne for a year with his flat-bottomed boats and his Grand Army, he was told by someone. "There are bitter weeds in England." It's kind of like that with Quebec. I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty’s Government-every man of them. That is the will of Junta and the nation. The Quebecois Empire and the Irish Colombian Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of America and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Tom rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Montreal, We shall fight on the seas and oceans, We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our land, whatever the cost may be, We shall fight on the beaches, We shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall fight in the fields and in the streets, We shall fight in the hills; We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this land or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Quebecois Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.” |
08 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Bold words for someone with 0 builds broke boys |
08 Apr 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: bold words for someone who didn't already have 6 centers, I'm glad you're catching up though. |