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Finished: 02 PM Sun 25 Apr 21 UTC
Stop All The Clocks
2 days /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
02 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: F
02 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: F
02 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: F
02 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1903: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: You know what Russia? Can I buy some of that vodka? Because god-damnit, I just got betrayed, bamboozled and backstabbed.
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: The army in munich just fucking gave up on me.
My fleet managed to stay alive, presumably by eating all the native Livonians they could find.
France just built an army instead of a fleet.
It looks like I'm about to be spitroast by the unholy christian forces of France and England.
Alright, I'm a going to have a bit of a rage before bolting myself into my beer hall.
To top it all off, it isn't even 1918 yet. It's only 1904.
*Irate and soon to be drunken screaming*
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: How?
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Also, RIP Christianity in southern europe.
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Well Italy is setting up to stab me so maybe we can commiserate together?
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: France said they'd build a fleet and me being a idiot, I beleived them.
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Yeah, fair enough. Italys going to get fucked by France, and you can't stand against two enemies at once so... yeah.
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: 50 sweet sweet dip-points down the fucking drain...
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Italy has assured me he is going to turn against Turkey though so what could possibly go wrong?
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: He can't afford to turn against turkey with france yapping at him, so that's a lie.
04 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Now, if France had decided to stab England this turn, we would have a French solo threat instead of an English one...
06 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: This chat is wild
06 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
06 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: Ah, heck. Apologies, folks.
07 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: You should apologise equally for not deigning to reply to your press ;)
07 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: I really am in trouble when every one of my good friends lies to me :(
07 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1904: The Sultan will turtle.
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh come now, you did the same! Don't pretend to be the injured party.
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: So we're even, buddy
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Loving the Global Press guys. Always puts a smile on my face reading this :-P
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wouldn't be right to not share it :D
07 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wondering if anyone would be interested in doing a quick AAR here after the game? Been real fun so far! Nothings gone as I had originally envisioned so it'd be great to hear from other perspectives as to how things unfolded.

I'd definitely be game myself if there's interest.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wat is AAR?
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: I'm just thinking assaulty the assault rifle tbh.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: I think it is Assaulty McSault Rifle, actually, so that's AMR.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Dear Europe.

Once the impending fall of Germany has gone through, the sun will set on the French. It will soon become impossible for the French to hold out against the superior numbers and position of the British.

England is going to be forced to turn on France as soon as I am done. Why? Because of the stalemate line. They cannot press south into Russia realistically, but they can, and they will press into France.

France has but one option. To accept German support into Holland. I will support the French into Holland, giving them a fighting chance while at the same time pushing back into Kiel.

France has a decision. If they accept this offer, they will have a chance. If they refuse, then England will turn on them as surely as Turkey turned on Austria as soon as that alliance hit the stalemate line.

I make this message in global because why the fuck not. Russia, if you are listening, point out any floors in my reasoning. Also, England, how do you like the beer?
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Hey, now. We turned on each other. :)
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Seems like England has the manpower to hold the German position already, though, infinitely. Sad.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: If you were actually serious Germany, you'd retake Kiel. But you're not, and just trolling - so shush and die already if you aren't going to put up a fight.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: I'm not serious? This is the last chance I have to make a play for non annihilation.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Then pick one with a bloody chance - do you have problems with basic arithmetic?
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Please excuse him. He's really not well. Let's go back to your room Germany. I hear some people are wrong on the Internet! Let's go talk to them.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: If ANYONE HAS A PLAN THAT MIGHT WORK, CONTACT THE KAISER IN THE LOCKED AND BARRED BEER HALL
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Looks like a lots happened since I last checked in...

Going way back to my earlier post, AAR is for After Action Report. Basically a brief journal entry of sorts. Stating your initial Strategic Goals, Key Press, turning points of your diplomacy that were positive/negative etc.
08 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh, I'd love to do that, France. I even diary some games (not this one) with all of my moves, what I expect every other power to do, and what I was thinking at the time. But even without that extraordinary step, I can mostly recall things usually. I love that sort of conversation.
15 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1905: Goodbye!
15 Apr 21 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'm off for a holiday amidst my loyal Silesian miners. If no-one could invade that spec of Germany, I'd be very appreciative.
17 Apr 21 UTC Spring, 1906: Somehow I suspect that someone will wander through Silesia, but if you sell Turkey and Austria, I'm game. ;-)
21 Apr 21 UTC Italy, out of interest, who do you like more? France of Austria?
21 Apr 21 UTC *France or Austria
24 Apr 21 UTC GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
24 Apr 21 UTC Hey guys, getting busy irl and don't t have too much time anymore. I'll keep inputting moves but my draw votes up. If u guys want to end please do so.
24 Apr 21 UTC Hey guys, getting busy irl and don't t have too much time anymore. I'll keep inputting moves but my draw votes up. If u guys want to end please do so.
24 Apr 21 UTC Hey guys, getting busy irl and don't t have too much time anymore. I'll keep inputting moves but my draw votes up. If u guys want to end please do so.
24 Apr 21 UTC Hey guys, getting busy irl and don't t have too much time anymore. I'll keep inputting moves but my draw votes up. If u guys want to end please do so.
24 Apr 21 UTC Oops srry bout the spam guys, my phone was glitching

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England
yoak (1765 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
10 supply-centers, 9 units
France
kamik (120 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
10 supply-centers, 11 units
Turkey
Rallen101 (110 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Austria
Wusti (1403 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Italy
Succotash (117 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Russia
InsaneManiac (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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