09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Greetings all and welcome to the fourth Showdown! Also, welcome our newcomers Strategical_GOAT, roscoe12, and Ozark Underground. I wish you all and everyone else good luck. Ashton, Warden of the Heartland |
09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Howdy y’all I’d also like to extend my welcome to those join’n us for the first time and hope your boots are ready to romp in the mud! Walker Texas Ranger, Isaac |
09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Hola amigos y competadores, I'd like to wish you all luck in backstabbing and aligning. Just remember when hit with the force of the great almighty American people "no te salva ni el medico chino" (Translation, Not even the Chinese doctor will save you.) Grand Dealer Miller (Pronounced Miyer) of Cuba |
09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Yo dudes, I'd like to wish you some savvy luck on killing each other! ~Hipster K |
09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Florida Man's Message failed to send due to it being eaten by alligators eaten by drug lords eaten by celebrities |
09 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Good day to all! On behalf of the Peruvian Republic, I wish everyone great success in their territorial endeavors! The blinding light of that engulfed the United States symbolizes a new horizon and the re-birth of a new world. A vast territory where the remnant of civilization can rebuild, or it's just a radioactive wasteland. The Chief of State, President Ozark |
10 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: good luck to all! (sorry it is not as impressive wording as everyone else) The Benjimiester of N. York (probally only Alex and Nicholas and maybe Billy get that, but it is funny anyway) |
10 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Thanks for the warm welcome Mexican Empire |
10 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 1999: Greetings from Western Canada, eh! Apologies for not sending you a longer message, but I hear there's a beaver blocking the drive-through at the Tim Horton's down the road, and I gotta go and find my hockey stick to chase it away. Hope everyone has fun, eh? - HIs Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Viscount of Yukon, Yellowknife, and Juneau, Margrave of Alaska and Calgary, Prince of Edmonton, Nome, and Saskatchewan, Duke of Kamloops and Vancouver, etc., King of Victoria and British Colombia, Bob D. Mackenzie |
10 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: *Breaking News* “After I establish my occupation in Michigan, I will declare Detroit a city-state. They can fend for themselves. Also the territory of Wisconsin now owns the Upper Peninsula.” -The Warden |
11 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 1999: lol dropping absolute paragraphs in dms is fun |
12 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Florida Man's turn fails to progress because he was eaten my an alligator. |
12 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Florida :clock: |
12 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: Florida :clock: |
12 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2000: After 6 months in the everglades, a grizzled Florida Man with a crocodile as his new hand returns to the overworld with armies on all sides... |
15 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 2001: The Heartland goes through a food shortage; they look to the north for help. |
15 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 2001: Florida goes through a supply center shortage; they look to literally everyone surrounding them for truce. |
16 Feb 21 UTC | Spring, 2001: New York becomes tired of the snow and cold so it decides to go south to fight the alligators |
16 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2001: *Hipster K becomes angry at the most un-bogus commercials which say "Not available in California"* |
16 Feb 21 UTC | Autumn, 2001: *Canadians ship bulk quantities of random products which cause cancer in California into Hipster K's groovy commune; the resulting disease threatens to undermine Californians' faith in essential oils as an effective treatment for all health problems* |