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Fall of the American Empire IV, Draw-Size Scoring
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09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Greetings all and welcome to the fourth Showdown! Also, welcome our newcomers Strategical_GOAT, roscoe12, and Ozark Underground. I wish you all and everyone else good luck.

Ashton, Warden of the Heartland
09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Howdy y’all
I’d also like to extend my welcome to those join’n us for the first time and hope your boots are ready to romp in the mud!

Walker Texas Ranger, Isaac
09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Hola amigos y competadores,
I'd like to wish you all luck in backstabbing and aligning. Just remember when hit with the force of the great almighty American people "no te salva ni el medico chino" (Translation, Not even the Chinese doctor will save you.)
Grand Dealer Miller (Pronounced Miyer) of Cuba
09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Yo dudes,
I'd like to wish you some savvy luck on killing each other!
~Hipster K
09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Florida Man's Message failed to send due to it being eaten by alligators eaten by drug lords eaten by celebrities
09 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Good day to all!

On behalf of the Peruvian Republic, I wish everyone great success in their territorial endeavors! The blinding light of that engulfed the United States symbolizes a new horizon and the re-birth of a new world. A vast territory where the remnant of civilization can rebuild, or it's just a radioactive wasteland.

The Chief of State, President Ozark
10 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: good luck to all! (sorry it is not as impressive wording as everyone else)

The Benjimiester of N. York
(probally only Alex and Nicholas and maybe Billy get that, but it is funny anyway)
10 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Thanks for the warm welcome

Mexican Empire
10 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 1999: Greetings from Western Canada, eh!
Apologies for not sending you a longer message, but I hear there's a beaver blocking the drive-through at the Tim Horton's down the road, and I gotta go and find my hockey stick to chase it away. Hope everyone has fun, eh?

- HIs Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Viscount of Yukon, Yellowknife, and Juneau, Margrave of Alaska and Calgary, Prince of Edmonton, Nome, and Saskatchewan, Duke of Kamloops and Vancouver, etc., King of Victoria and British Colombia,
Bob D. Mackenzie
10 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1999: *Breaking News*

“After I establish my occupation in Michigan, I will declare Detroit a city-state. They can fend for themselves. Also the territory of Wisconsin now owns the Upper Peninsula.”
-The Warden
11 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 1999: lol dropping absolute paragraphs in dms is fun
12 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2000: Florida Man's turn fails to progress because he was eaten my an alligator.
12 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2000: Florida :clock:
12 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2000: Florida :clock:
12 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2000: After 6 months in the everglades, a grizzled Florida Man with a crocodile as his new hand returns to the overworld with armies on all sides...
15 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 2001: The Heartland goes through a food shortage; they look to the north for help.
15 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 2001: Florida goes through a supply center shortage; they look to literally everyone surrounding them for truce.
16 Feb 21 UTC Spring, 2001: New York becomes tired of the snow and cold so it decides to go south to fight the alligators
16 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2001: *Hipster K becomes angry at the most un-bogus commercials which say "Not available in California"*
16 Feb 21 UTC Autumn, 2001: *Canadians ship bulk quantities of random products which cause cancer in California into Hipster K's groovy commune; the resulting disease threatens to undermine Californians' faith in essential oils as an effective treatment for all health problems*

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