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Finished: 02 PM Tue 20 Oct 20 UTC
Private Norton's Guide to the World
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1903, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Dear Diary:

Spring, 1903. The machine prepares to come online. They laugh at me... claim I have had too much wine...

But I will give them the wine, and PIZZA!
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Spanish wines are quite delicious.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Um, so we're ending the game then? I don't understand what voting draw accomplishes. But I'm not opposed to restarting the game either. Curious to see how the musical chairs saga would continue.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Sure what the hell, I'll vote draw too I guess. I don't care either way really
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Why does the new This Time With Feeling game begin already with an excused missed turn?
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Because all games begin with with one free excused missed turn. You just lost yours from this game already.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Talked to everyone. Looks like people are happy doing both, continuing this and starting a new game. I leave it up to you all.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: What the heck are you talking about blue?
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: No idea.

Sounds like some people have started a second game.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Im still playing. I have a plan.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Eh, we can do both. Why choose?
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Btw we are only waiting on Austria, England, or Italy to Build Armies.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: England has built and is ready!

Things will be interesting no matter what!
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Also: Amazing Moscow capture on Turkey's end. Really well done.
18 Oct 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Who has not readied their troop build?
18 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: My orders are ready.
18 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Does the map show where troops were built in the history or do we just have to remember?
18 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Yeah it shows. The little star next to the troop.
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Voted to pause because I think we are distracted.
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Je sui est not distracted as my neighbor to the south would say.
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Turkey...
Get your shit together Get all together. I don't care how you do it. Put your shit in a backpack and take it to a shit museum.

https://imgur.com/a/oGHHdDk

I expect thos shit from Germany, not you.
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: 26 Minutes!!
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: Who hasn't readied?
19 Oct 20 UTC Spring, 1903: 3 minutes guys
19 Oct 20 UTC Interesting moves all around.

Also: WTF France
19 Oct 20 UTC Pizza delivery for Austria!

Italy sent to Marseilles by mistake.
19 Oct 20 UTC Delivery boy got the address wrong, funny how much adding East vs. West before the street name changes the location

France was kind enough to deliver for us before the oregano got wilty.
19 Oct 20 UTC Bonjour, Monsieur France. Ça va ?
19 Oct 20 UTC I think Germany had the map into Vienna upside down.
19 Oct 20 UTC Germany looks more intent to take back the northern coast and Paris than they care about Berlin and Kiel
19 Oct 20 UTC Or Vienna.
19 Oct 20 UTC France doesn't reply to Austria. How rude.

Bonjour mon ami Austria. Oui, Ca va. Je suis tres bien, et vous?
19 Oct 20 UTC Oui oui oui. Comment trouvez-vous ce petit jeu ?
19 Oct 20 UTC Moi?


J'adore les roues du jeu, mais j'attends la suivante.

Je veux des voisins anonymes.
19 Oct 20 UTC Hey, where's my pizza?
19 Oct 20 UTC Just so everyone knows, so my 'not the real' bachelor party I bought a physical copy of this game.

All my bachelor parties will involve diplomacy (including the real non-Covid one where friends can attend)
19 Oct 20 UTC Pizza? Sorry.

I have an order of lutefisk for Russia though.
19 Oct 20 UTC This is a travesty! If I don't get my pepperoni within the 30 mins allotted, I shall declare war on Italy. If it's cold, Lord help you!
19 Oct 20 UTC Nope, that's what I have. Lutefisk with Pepperoni. Where do you want it delivered?
19 Oct 20 UTC (The Karen Russia, to which Italy replies: "Quit Russian me!")
19 Oct 20 UTC (The Karen Russia, to which Italy replies: "Quit Russian me!")
19 Oct 20 UTC (The Karen Russia, to which Italy replies: "Quit Russian me!")
19 Oct 20 UTC Damn my phone is being dumb and keeps sending messages thrice.
19 Oct 20 UTC No... it was the perfect amount of Karen right there.
19 Oct 20 UTC https://memegenerator.net/instance/63109344/milton-i-was-told-there-would-be-diplomacy-in-a-freaking-game-of-diplomacy
19 Oct 20 UTC I believe this game has had some major ups and downs for us all. But I think we're almost at a unanimous to call the draw. Join us Turkey, perhaps the game will will go better for all of us in the next sessions.
19 Oct 20 UTC Game name:
This Time With Feeling

Password:
billy billy
19 Oct 20 UTC http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=327623
19 Oct 20 UTC okay
19 Oct 20 UTC See you all soon!

I may use this global for fun!

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Austria
DaedalusHyde (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
England
Leot (142 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
Cuscuta (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
Phoenmister (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Turkey
GEMDEALER (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Russia
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
France
Just.James (120 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
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