Finished: 10 PM Wed 13 May 20 UTC
Private The Entanglement
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by TheFlyingBoat (1282 D)
05 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: 2nd game in a row that Karthik controls France. Keep your eyes on France gentlemen. A Napoleon commands there.
05 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: Karthik controls Austria. Nice try.
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: Ich bin ein Berliner.
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: Luke controls Austria. Nice try.
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: Actually, technically speaking, Franz Joseph is emperor of Austria
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: And Pierre Waldeck-Rousseau is PM of France
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: Definitely Luke or Karthik
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: hey everyone just so you know i am eduardo
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: No shit
06 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: lol idk P E R H A P S idk
06 May 20 UTC Spring, 1902: was just kidding lmao actually im alex
07 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: I am Bruno Powroznik https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg
09 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: And Russia is down for the count
09 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
09 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: (two middle fingers flailing wildly)
10 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: I am Bruno Powroznik
10 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: Objects I have shoved up my arse:

https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg
10 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
10 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: I shoved Natalie Portman up my arse.
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Amazing
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Anyone know why you might get two new supply centers but get to build only one unit?
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: “BROWN ACTION! BROWN ACTION! BROWN ACTION! BROWN ACTION! BROWN ACTION! BROWN ACTION!”

-Bruno Powroznik

https://youtu.be/HGdfBljO6fs
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: You may have deferred in building one unit.
10 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Interesting
11 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardtofindMedicalBuckeyebutterfly-mobile.mp4
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1905: My last move was not processed. Aw, that's nonsense!
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1905: What the hell!
11 May 20 UTC Spring, 1905: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=293297&viewArchive=Orders#index

Seems you submitted all holds.
11 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1905: I didn't.
11 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1905: Well this is unexpected!
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: This game is a wash.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: I absolutely did not submit all holds.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: Whatever.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: This game is played so frequently that there aren't going to be basic bugs like that.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: If something wrong happened it was definitely on the client side
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: Nah.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: You rigged the game bro.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: It's all good though.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: I got my men working on it.
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: Dawg what men?
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: Fellas,,, it’s all ogre now!
12 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: It’s time for new leadership in Germany. What we need is an angry Austrian willing to try something bold and new.
12 May 20 UTC Good game everyone!
12 May 20 UTC I got 2nd place. Woot! Woot!
12 May 20 UTC My country remains whole!
12 May 20 UTC Your country is garbage.
12 May 20 UTC Except for Rome.
12 May 20 UTC You can’t protect your multicultural empire for shit.
12 May 20 UTC The *slav* Balkan states were holding me back
12 May 20 UTC I let them return to Turkish slavery

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England
TheFlyingBoat (1282 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
19 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
wolvie616 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 6 units
Austria
TedRoosevelt (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
5 supply-centers, 7 units
Italy
heberto (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
3 supply-centers, 4 units
France
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
Horse2 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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