22 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:I declare total war on the Chinese Empire for their gross abuse of power as seen in the last 40 years. The United Nations is backing me up on this. |
22 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:But! We have sweet food and cookies! |
22 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:Yes. And when I invade, I'll have those too. |
22 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:Your Fortune Cookie says "DESTRUCTION ON YOUR HOUSEHOLD" :P |
22 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Argentina]:Confucious say: We Shall See. |
23 Apr 10 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Brazil]:hey every1 |
25 Apr 10 UTC | Spring, 2001: [Oz]:hello |
07 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2003: [Western-Canada]:Help! Help! I'm being repressed! |
09 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2003: [Western-Canada]:Help! Help! I'm STILL being repressed! |
09 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2003: [USA]:Ignore previous two statements, WC is being treated with all due respect. |
09 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2003: [Quebec]::) |
09 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2003: [Brazil]:i think i should be helped but i cant be bothered realy |
12 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2004: [Western-Canada]:I'm still alive... (taunting).... I'm still alive.... |
12 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2004: [Western-Canada]:You could have been friendly, but nooooo... you had to pick on me. And HOW many units am I tying down at this point? Heh. |
12 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2004: [USA]:Admittedly it is impressive but you'll be killed. . . euthanized soon enough. |
14 May 10 UTC | Spring, 2005: [Western-Canada]:As long as any yellow provinces remain on the map, it's a victory for me. Your breadbasket is MINE, interloper! |
15 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2005: [Western-Canada]:In the news, forces from the nation of Western Canada invaded and conquered Kansas and Nebraska. We had the opportunity to interview General Rhydon, leader of the Western Canadian expeditionary force. Q: "Why did you invade Nebraska and Kansas?" A: "We really, really, like cornbread. Best cornbread on the continent." Q: "But what about your home territories? Aren't you worried about reports of the fall of the government in British Columbia?" A: "No, they were always a little stuck up anyway. Besides, it's freezing up there." And there you have it folks! |
16 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2005: [Western-Canada]:In combination with the Brazilian expeditionary armada, forces of Brazil and Western Canada invaded and conquered the entire east coast of the United States. Armies of the USA continued to chase after the invaders, retaking the cornfields of Kansas and Nebraska, only to discover that the precious cornbread stockpiles had been depleted. |
16 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2005: [Western-Canada]:In combination with the Brazilian expeditionary armada, forces of Brazil and Western Canada invaded and conquered the entire east coast of the United States. Armies of the USA continued to chase after the invaders, retaking the cornfields of Kansas and Nebraska, only to discover that the precious cornbread stockpiles had been depleted. |
16 May 10 UTC | Autumn, 2005: [Western-Canada]:Ahem. (taunting)... "I'm still alive... " "I'm still alive..." Laugh. |