05 Mar 18 UTC | Spring, 1994: Good luck all! |
21 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 1996: The great nation of Russia has been betrayed by the despicable worms who call themselves Turkey. Other nations should give thanks as Russia will serve up a Turkey dinner. Russia apologises for growing to large too fast. World domination is no longer on the menu. Instead, Russia's sole aim will be to give Turkey a good stuffing. |
21 Mar 18 UTC | Autumn, 1996: Any nation which attacks Turkey will have Russia's full support. Russia will not contest any Turkish territory which you may take. Оттоманский народ должен быть уничтожен. They will regret their istan-bullshit. |
02 May 18 UTC | Spring, 1999: RIP Germany's last territory. Poland you monster |
02 May 18 UTC | Spring, 1999: Err.. Who currently occupies Germany's territories? |
02 May 18 UTC | Spring, 1999: hey this is all france, ask charlemagne |
11 May 18 UTC | Spring, 2000: hey russia, looks like your empires kremlin around you |