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Finished: 09 PM Mon 12 Feb 18 UTC
Private RHYME TIME IV
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1916, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by ishirkmywork (1401 D)
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: There's already a stalemate in the west
now just take swe and pete, and i'll do the rest
that will leave me with just seventeen
and we can three way draw in this shebeen
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: Face it Italy, you had your chance,
Which you lost when you chose to advance.
A three-way draw WAS the path,
But what you get when you tempt my wrath
Is less than what you would have had
If you had just kept me glad.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: your wrath i must admit has been underwhelming
next time you should to be less of a gelding
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: Your rhymes and your stabs have the same need:
A little more work to make them succeed.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: I got shit to do so accept my apology
My rhymes b limited by professional tautology
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: As for my stab, it seemed to do the trick,
Busting you open while you played with your prick
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: For a stab, you made it stick,
But it didn't really do the trick.
Will you get what you say you want?
The chances of a 3-way now look gaunt.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: c'mon germy don't leave us hangin
don'tcha wanna see who i be bangin?
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: let me reiterate down on my knees
capture n'way n st pete then we draw pretty please?
if you capture those two and i grab W, M and S,
there's no chance i win, c'mon, you're the best
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: I've already ordered myself in reverse:
The road back to Norway my armies traverse.
And if Germany does try your lark,
I'll march also on Sweden and then to Denmark.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: when i grind down your men into piles of dust
i doubt marching to Den will be quite a must
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: What else will have, at that point, to lose?
It's up to Germany to decide if it's a ruse.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: Germany's out of position to make good on your plan,
Hit the draw button and let's put this game in the can.
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: i'm wondering now, where will you choose to disband?
perhaps prussia or sil, or finland be damned?
07 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1915: Those disbands suit me just fine,
I know what I need for a stalemate line.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Since you control MAO with the Channel in rear,
Would you like to swap Lvp and Edi this year?
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: You’ve got it now germany my friend
Berlin is yours by turns end.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Berlin and Norway, St. Petersburg
Take this three and I’ll say “word”
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Can't trade yet
Sorry to say nyet
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: you can help Germany clean up Austria, France
Breaking the western stalemate i have no chance
if you two capture Nor, Ber and St Pete
i'll draw at seventeen, it'll be quite neat
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Italy: congrats on the win
Go for Munich, I'm attacking Berlin.
I won't resist in the north,
I'm your dog from this point forth.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: All right, you two numbskulls, I won't see you throw.
I've been working all game to prevent a solo.
I don't know why you would lose, rather than draw,
But if I were there, I'd slap you in the jaw.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: I'm supporting Italy into Saint P,
That's just the way it has to be.
I'll have an army in Finland when I retreat
And Livonia, too, won't it be neat.
Germany, then, a lesson might learn
About how to decide which bridges to burn.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Your argument's rubbish; your logic's a lie:
There is no such thing as a good day to die.
Just because Germany's selfish - and how!
(He almost let Italy get into MAO.)
I get that you're angry, but be an adult -
Don't teach people lessons with my game result.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Germany's doing quite the right thing
he knows there's only one way to end this thing
now he just has to capture nor and st pete
and we'll draw, a neat three, which is quite the feat
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: Sorry, France. For you, I feel bad.
Your help has always made me feel glad.
And you're right that I am pretty mad,
And want to make Germany sad.
Italy still is a cad
And throwing a game just isn't rad
But that threat is all that I had
And I won't go back, not even a tad
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: if i can suggest a fleet build in Kiel,
to better digest your Austrian meal.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: but of course you can build what you want
this three way is a done deal, and austria, not.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: He claims to not want this bright solo he's started,
And yet he asks you to leave Munich unguarded...
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: can't crack Munich because of Burg and Berlin--
that's too much support for me to try and win

and of course i'm going to push for a solo
one day we'll be dead, my motto is yolo

i'm just laying out some simple steps
for G to help us all end the game without mess
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: my options for this game are 1 2 and 3
solo, then three, then four if it must be
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: The Austrian, to help you win,
Already said he'd crack Berlin.
And as you've seen before today,
Bur is forced to hold Marseilles.
Everyone has read your lies;
Don't give us all those crocodile eyes.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: I'm not saying he's not able to Austria excise,
But I don't see a way it's done before you reach your prize.
08 Feb 18 UTC Autumn, 1915: three ways are better for ghost rankings france
in this germany is smarter than you, perchance
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: We had a three-way before you blew it.
Don't point to me like you didn't do it.
And size of the draw is moot for my ranking.
With your score, either way my number is tanking.
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: Germany could still back away,
It's really his only good play.
Unless he thinks my threat is ruse.
But I promise him, I've got nothing to lose.
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: pretty sure Germany is the smartest player here,
dancing a fine line knowing the draw is near.
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: I'm disbanding Silesia and retreating to Fin.
Then supporting Italy to StP for the win.
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: Hell, why not, I'll even support Sil to Berlin.
09 Feb 18 UTC Spring, 1916: Lol
11 Feb 18 UTC Some Half time Entertainment by SG.

This game is still going strong.
This next bit may be wrong.
This game is nearly as long
as my great big shlong.
Poking its head out from my sarong.
From a hairy thatch like king kong .
Do not mock the huge dong
Just have another beer and toke on your bong.
and enjoy the second half
so long.
12 Feb 18 UTC Winner winner
Chicken dinner
12 Feb 18 UTC This was the best rhyme time game so far
12 Feb 18 UTC Congrats shirk! Brilliant play. Im so impressed yall kept rhyming that long
12 Feb 18 UTC Lol thanks it was ages, and the rhymes were high quality throughout.
12 Feb 18 UTC Drinks at BB house in Syria..
12 Feb 18 UTC Well played shirk
12 Feb 18 UTC Good game, all. Good rhymes!
12 Feb 18 UTC Italian armies in STP. What a trip
13 Feb 18 UTC Sorry I couldn't stop the Italians France.

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Italy
ishirkmywork (1401 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Germany
ubercacher16 (307 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
9 supply-centers, 7 units
France
Zybodia (355 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
Foxcastle (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
0 supply-centers, 3 units
England
Smokey Gem (154 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
CAPT Brad (40 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
brainbomb (325 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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