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Finished: 08 AM Wed 20 Sep 17 UTC
punk ass kids
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Wobblyau (894 D)
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: Hey Italy, I didnt move to nao that turn because I wasnt sure you were right about not needing another fleet. Turkey has three fleets there, you sure you dont want me down there?

Conversely I should have supported myself into Channel as this germany is still confused which side he is on..

That said everyone please dont listen to the poison out of turkey's mouth
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: Turkey you should probably draw this gsme. I’m holding stp, I’m keeping Germany alive. We have the Munich Berlin Wall, we have Tunisia locked up.

I will never stab itsly somifs best to draw now
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: What makes you entitled to the english channel? We bumped into each other but you frame it as me attacking you. I could just as easily say that you got in my way and .attacked me. If this is a taste of what life will be like in europe under english rule then i think id prefer the turks, there are millions of turks living in germany today anyway.
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: And that’s why germany sucks now, Muslims are ruining Germany
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: Also it’s not English ruling you. You would be drawing with Italy Russia and England.

Everyone including turkey wins
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: If you want to feed turkey the win because you can’t play in a team that’s also your call.
11 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1909: My god youre easy to wind up. Youre practically foaming at the mouth over at the "moving shit around" game. Chill out man. Its only a game. Its nothing to get upset about.
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: I have a feeling we will all be eating kebabs and living under turkish sharia law soon.
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: My apologies for being unchill Germany.

Let’s go for the draw. This is what I propose
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Germany my ally,

Berlin support hold Munich
Baltic sea support hold Berlin (This secures Berlin and Munich wall)

Italy
Italy please be aware that your paris needs to move to burgandy to hold Munich eventually. Also given this turn is safe for Venice, please move tuscany to pied so when turkey gets tyrolia he cant sneak past you and get to pied.

I wont offer any advice as that would give away strategic goals and I believe in your decisions fully down south!

Russia
Hold with stp

As for my self
Norway support hold STP
Kiel support hold Berlin
Ruhr Support hold Munich
Picardy to EC
Sweden hold
Denmark hold
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Can i get a Aye from everyone?
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Aye!
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Germany sir I made one small error.

Please move baltic to prussia this turn to bounce warsaw or silesia from coming in.

Next turn you support hold berlin.

SORRY
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Turkey, it doenst matter how many armies you have you cannot crack my russian friend and my fleet in norway. Sodont even bother come to livo lol
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: Yeah, like a hard boiled egg I will not crack.
11 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1910: ... those dudes are generally pretty easy to crack.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Why bother with stp. He’s been a good player whole game I’m just going to support hold his stp. You can’t get fleets up here to crack that!

On the other hand we can kill Germany since he refuses to do moves that benefit team. Turkey a light tap on Prussia ensures Germany’s death and when we four way draw more coin for everyone!
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Turkey can you yield and go for a four way draw with me Russia and Italy?

Med is locked up with tyrrr there.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Mr Turkish leader good sir, This game is going to end in 4 way draw. You dont have to like it but it is the best for us all.

Get to prussia and you still cant penetrate Italy or I.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: You guys better arrange a draw or england will cry like a little bitch, Thats exactly what he did in our other game. Whined and complained untill i agreed to draw so i wouldnt have to listen to him anymore. Its actually a pretty good tactic.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Germany you should try playing better and winning sometimes.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Well I certainly had you totally beaten and broken over at our other game and then you threw your tantrum and started sulking about not getting your own way. It looks like this will end in draw so everyone will be spared that display which is a good thing unless you enjoy watching someone have a meltdown over a computer game.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: I played good diplomacy unlike you in the other game as well. Got a draw out of an impossible situation. You should get your logic checked
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: Learnt my lesson. Too indecisive early on. Looking forward to playing germany again.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: In the other game you took advantage of itsly nmr 4 turns and when he came back itsly attacked me while you had 12 supplies and I had 7?

You were lucky or cheating to have that guy join as nmr. You know deep down you can’t win a proper game so Draw games are the best you are going to achieve.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: You lost because you parked in ec instead of working with me.
12 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1910: You lost more after that because you didn’t have the team interests instead of your own. Like taking Picardy bouncing channel and also not supporting m Ruhr into Munich last turn.

Every turn you play bad that’s why I berate you. In both games too. You are concsisteny making bad plays that hurt your allies
12 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: So if someone is not very competent at a computer game they deserve to be berated? I would just accept that they are not very competent and leave it at that.
12 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Sorry guys im being a bit immature baiting the english player like this.
12 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: "Got a draw out of an impossible situation". Thanks for the laugh. Translation. "I was about to lose so i squealed untill the player who was about to win hit the draw button to get some peace"
12 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: reliable rating 38% you are the scourge of this game
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Russia stay still and hold you’re fine
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Brest to mao,
Tuscany to pied
Rome support hold Venice
Venice support move to pied from tuscany
Apu move to ionian, with naples, adriatic, tyrrr support.
Burgandy support hold Munich (Im moving this turn not supporting you) He only has two units bordering munich so you are safe.

You can actually do what ever you want down south. just dont lose supplies.

I am convoying to norway and taking stp then chip at turkey.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: England i think you completely missed the point of all my comments. Its not about how good or bad someone is at playing an online computer game. Thats not important unless you have nothing else going on in your life. Its about the way you speak to people or "berate" people as you describe it.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Russia stay still and hold you’re fine
10:18 PM Brest to mao,
Tuscany to pied
Rome support hold Venice
Venice support move to pied from tuscany
Apu move to ionian, with naples, adriatic, tyrrr support.
Burgandy support hold Munich (Im moving this turn not supporting you) He only has two units bordering munich so you are safe.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Russia stay still and hold you’re fine
10:18 PM Brest to mao,
Tuscany to pied
Rome support hold Venice
Venice support move to pied from tuscany
Apu move to ionian, with naples, adriatic, tyrrr support.
Burgandy support hold Munich (Im moving this turn not supporting you) He only has two units bordering munich so you are safe.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Russia stay still and hold you’re fine
10:18 PM Brest to mao,
Tuscany to pied
Rome support hold Venice
Venice support move to pied from tuscany
Apu move to ionian, with naples, adriatic, tyrrr support.
Burgandy support hold Munich (Im moving this turn not supporting you) He only has two units bordering munich so you are safe.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: You mentioned all the tactical errors i made. Do you really think that i was arguing about our respective skill levels? That this was the issue i had?
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Jesus youre still online. Do you ever sleep?
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Germany I have zero care for who you are outside of the game so I judge you by how you play.

When i play this game or any game I try very hard, you have to learn to accept there are nerdy try hard people in the world just like I accept casual gamers like you.

I only attacked your skill in the game and wished that I never play as your ally again, nothing more. YOu are the one taking it personal now.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Ofcourse I sleep im not a robot.
13 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1911: Im arguing with random people on the internet. Apparently this is the kind of person ive become now. How did that happen? Time for a reality check and a break from gaming.
14 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1911: Sorry Russia, you were colateral damage in our fight against Turkey, you fought bravely honorable sir!
14 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1911: die russie die
14 Sep 17 UTC Autumn, 1912: Nice move turkey.. I didnt expect that one.
18 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1914: GG Turkey gives up
18 Sep 17 UTC Spring, 1914: What a game
19 Sep 17 UTC Sorry for being an asshole itsly! You played well for a Hillary supporter!

MAGA! Maybe I should say MEGA since I’m England this game ;)
19 Sep 17 UTC You are from Australia...
19 Sep 17 UTC Role playing England though!

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England
Wobblyau (894 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 70 D
18 supply-centers, 14 units
Italy
Timmcd (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
10 supply-centers, 13 units
Turkey
Duffuff (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
6 supply-centers, 7 units
France
mikolaj420 (662 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Germany
rm63 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
2catchy4u (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
bob_saget (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
bob_saget (100 D)Austria (Autumn, 1905) with 0 centres.
darthtraitor (0 D X)France (Autumn, 1904) with 2 centres.
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