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Finished: 08 AM Wed 06 Sep 17 UTC
Private Baby's First Diplomancy 101
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by CloseTalker (160 D)
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Activate it.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Cheap Venetian land for sale! Beautiful view of the Adriatic Sea, hmu.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'll bid one supply center! I just need to call my broker. Monsieur Poirot is his name.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russia's only one left to ready their moves
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Activate it.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: This jigsaw puzzle of a map is quickly growing out of my preferred difficulty level.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: ggwp cant trust single ally go fuck yourselves. why do i even negotiate. Game called diplomacy. if no one works with you then nothing gets done. why do i even try
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: FREE TERRITORY FOR SALE!!! Strategic buffer zone! Free supplies! Only drawback? No Allies!!
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Countries have to get wiped out in this game, we can't have a friendly 7-way draw. And also you fucked up an early turn and were a weak ally.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Weak ally my ass you double crossing piece of shit. We had legit plans. I worked genuinely hard to play deception. I gave you an open fucking border. I spent fucking DAYS trying to plot with you can for the second fucking game in a row im literally the only country on the board gutted and once again by of all people you. Im seriously never playing this again. Enjoy your free territory!!!!! fuck me right.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Yeah, and most games Austria gets gutted and dog-piled on by 1902, it's not unheard of for people to all turn on one country. That's how the game is played, it's not just friendly negotiating until we all decide to split the win because we're all friends irl.
19 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1902: Also your big plot involved me backstabbing Sean, how are you getting pissed when some countries turned on you?
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I WANTED TO FUCKING WORK WITH YOU YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!! WE HAD PLANS AND FUCKING TEAM STRATEGIES!!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. We couldve fucking won this together. Good luck now
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: No, because Russia and Turkey would have turned on me immediately.
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I WANTED TO FUCKING WORK WITH YOU YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!! WE HAD PLANS AND FUCKING TEAM STRATEGIES!!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. We couldve fucking won this together. Good luck now
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: lmao once again I worked it out in my head and if you had the balls to go through with our plans that I spent fucking days metagaming on you wouldve actually come out on top but i guess going the easy route is a fine way to lose too. at least if we confronted them together we wouldve stood a chance.
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: but once again fuck me right? i only spent days stressing over it.
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: anyway. the rage is gone. ive been cucked twice. good luck negotiating with me in any way now. ill still play. Sorry for the outburst but i did work really fucking hard only to be publically embarrassed twice. 2 Major bulnders boys!! good luck winning now!
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I apologize to all. The outburst was uncalled for. I just got too passionate about it. I genuinely believed in building a lasting alliance but i guess those just dont exist in this game.
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: No worries breh
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: HMU
19 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I apologize to all. The outburst was uncalled for. I just got too passionate about it. I genuinely believed in building a lasting alliance but i guess those just dont exist in this game.
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I apologize to all. The outburst was uncalled for. I just got too passionate about it. I genuinely believed in building a lasting alliance but i guess those just dont exist in this game.
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: I apologize to all. The outburst was uncalled for. I just got too passionate about it. I genuinely believed in building a lasting alliance but i guess those just dont exist in this game.
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: Gg everyone i think we can draw now
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: LOL
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: good try :)
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1903: Reddy up nerds
20 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1903: Tfw no one longer messages you
20 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1903: You want a Weimar Republic? This is how you get a Weimar Republic.
20 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1903: Three down, three to go.
20 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1903: DELETE THIS
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1904: Someome get mike into warsaw
20 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1904: Were I in Ukraine
21 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1904: The Russian Empire, as the sun, glorious. As the sun temporarily, in eclipse. And as the sun, due in course to consume your planet.

We will return.

In due time.
21 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1904: At least you were quick about it
22 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: Farewell, Berlin. Your leader has failed you.

Go easy on the croissants.
22 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: DELETE THESE
22 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: welp. this was an eye opening game fellas. GG. I learned a lot.
23 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: Execute the Kaiser.
23 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: We're letting him go that auto-erotic asphyxiation route, and he's juuuuust about there.
23 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1904: Über allen Gipfeln
Ist Ruh,
In allen Wipfeln
Spürest du
Kaum einen Hauch;
Die Vögelein schweigen im Walde.
Warte nur, balde
Ruhest du auch.
23 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1905: Lmoa
23 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1905: Ryan support hold me close
23 Aug 17 UTC Spring, 1905: Hold me closer tiny dancer
24 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1905: inb4 the archduke sleeps through his orders
25 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1905: The Archduke had horrible visions of a war in the near future involving weapons of terrible destruction, and men being jettisoned into space.
25 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1905: Beware De Gaulle, lest he return from the inky void.
25 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1905: Gott ist tot.
25 Aug 17 UTC Autumn, 1905: BTW Austria, if this weird mustached German kid applies to an art school in Vienna, you should consider letting him in, even if he's terrible at portraits and can only do landscapes.

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Turkey
CloseTalker (160 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 70 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
12 supply-centers, 12 units
Austria
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
England
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
ciufile (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Italy
MrBagels (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Germany
StolenValor (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
Generalhooha (0 D X)England (Spring, 1908) with 2 centres.
Buckminsterfullerene (100 D)Austria (Autumn, 1908) with 9 centres.
programmingmind (100 D)France (Spring, 1908) with 12 centres.
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