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Finished: 01 PM Sat 19 Nov 16 UTC
Private We Brought Me Into The Milthiness
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck to all.
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Shit! This thing is on already? Oh, well...good game, good luck, and I hope you all enjoy the taste of Grape Tang!!!!! :)
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Bonjour, uncultured heathens! I look forward to exporting French culture to your capitals!
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Kindly keep that pissy liquid you call alcohol deep in your basements next to where your excrete your foul physical waste, France! We will flood your streets with Imperial Stout and vodka and make our way with your womenfolk! :)
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Oh, look! The Ape-Czar of Eurasia speaks! It warms my heart that you found the one literate person in your empire so you could communicate with us!
27 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Oh my, I too thought we had some days until it starts. Who was it that started it so early? *looks at Austria-Hungary* Any imperial deaths recently?
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: *gasp* I sultan of the Ottoman Empire am appalled by the grotesque language of you western pigs. I look forward to working closely with my eastern allies to dismantle the west. Czar I would appreciate some early communication; same from the dual emperor of Austria hungry , and the pope.
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: That's Tsar, to you, you Ottoman Otto-Likes-To-Get-Blotto yellow-livered Ol' Yeller bellied crustacean lower than lobster balls. If you suck up any more you'll choke on your own effluence!!!
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Our king feels no need to communicate with you turkish slobs. Or the Russian drunks. Or the Lazy Italians. Or the German nazis!
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: For christ's sake, Austrian cousin...as ther Serbs get ready to pounce on you, you still disparage us? I am sorry that the clitoris your mother gave you doesn't give you the confidence to act on your own accord!
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Gentlemen, Gentlemen, please show a little restrain here, we are all civil people and above this peasant language, aren't we? We are all great powers and should respect the others, or we degrade our own status in not doing so. This is why we settle matters on the honourable battlefield and not sending assassins into each of the other bedchambers, isn't it?
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Gents I am quite confused why the hostility of all I wanted was some good communication with my eastern neighbors. We share a lot and could benefit from at the least some open communication.
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Savages! Je vois la syphilis a pourri la cervelle. Ceci est ce que vous obtenez pour dormir avec deux putains de francs. La prochaine fois que dépenser de l'argent dans un bordel parisien de qualité!
10 Nov 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Dear Gentlemen, I have to proclaim that the evil forces are gone now, we are victorious. We can live in peace again and draw our armies back and rejoice at home, because we have bettered the world. Let us sign this peace deal so we all can proper in the future.
10 Nov 16 UTC Spring, 1905: Good game Germany and Austria!!!
16 Nov 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Gentlemen ... I see there is still a conflict going on. Can't we settle this peacefully now?

Or did you just create a colourful performance for the audience? In that case I have to say, it looks quite nicely, but it was a long day after all. We should wrap it up soon.
16 Nov 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Dear England,

If you talk about Constatinopole - it was agreed. And Syria, well, I like the green colour. I'm still up for a draw after this turn.
16 Nov 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: I see. It was just a bit surprising to see it. Good to know.
16 Nov 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Surprising, indeed.
17 Nov 16 UTC Thanks for good game guys. It was nice to see you again after the Local Tournament Hamilton Brian.
17 Nov 16 UTC Good game, everyone.
17 Nov 16 UTC Good game folks!!!
17 Nov 16 UTC Bystry, yes...good to see you again. I forgot about that Local tournament.
18 Nov 16 UTC phew, gg wp. Sorry for the 3 on 1 germany but the chance to do so was there and we needed to take it.

right now, I'm glad that it didn't turn into the hot war after our line we all were anticipating.
18 Nov 16 UTC I think you and France were as tight as Italy and I were going to be. Could we have pushed it? I don't think so. The mythical hold of Munich came to be.
18 Nov 16 UTC Well, there was a possibility that france and me could go further, Sweden, St P and Berlin may be possible to take for me while france holds against italy or gains more ground. But there were 2 reasons for me not to do so:

You, russia, kept your word with every agreement we made, so I didn't want to be the one who goes aggressive and take it away from you. Also, I'm sure that it would've taken a long time without a guarantee to duo or even 3way it.

But yeah, I think france and me were great as allies, though I thought one or two times that he was thinking of stabbing me. But the old say "Keep calm and carry on" is widely known in england ;)
18 Nov 16 UTC Also, we both are right now in a game, as I notice with the name, where we are allied again.

Is this fate? Coincidence? He plays france too. (also, it is a game with password and names shown, thats how I know)
18 Nov 16 UTC Hopefully there's never any bleedover from one game to the next, but I am an unruly optimist! :)

Thanks for your words England. My honesty with you came at the expense of dishonesty with another, as you made clear to me.
18 Nov 16 UTC Correction, it was 4 on 1, lol
18 Nov 16 UTC Well, sorry anyway (the 4th wasn't planned), but, you see ... german centers are just so delicious :p

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Italy
Bystry (302 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 24 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Russia
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 24 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
France
grumbledook (569 D (S))
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 15 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
England
Kakarroto (117 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 9 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
OB_Gyn_Kenobi (888 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
Ezio (1726 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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