Finished: 02 PM Sat 05 Nov 16 UTC
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12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Unranked
1 excused missed turn
Game won by CardinalFish (100 D)
24 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Maybe you should gtfo of Norway, good Kaiser?
24 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And mayhaps if you cannot defend your own lands, my good Kaiser and Duke, they should not be in the hands of such unworthy dogs in the first place
24 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: I love a good war. This is whetting my appetite for blood ...

Let your plagued and poxy crusaders clatter against our tank treads! Surely you remember how sorely you left the Holy Land when my lands was at a fifth of it's strength today! If you couldn't muster the killing blow then what makes you think you can even scratch me now?
24 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Let this crusade drown in the seas between us. The shores will be lined with Italian weaklings, and the seabed littered with French cowards!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Someone do the yodelling
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Yodelayaheehooo
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: There we go
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And so, dignity and integrity fall prey to rampant barbarism. So long, concert of Europe! Austria shall miss thee well...
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Farewell, valiant foe. You fought well.
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Was a good fight, your skull shall grace my mantelpiece with pride
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And his wife shall continue to grace my Mantelpiece, if you get my meaning! HA!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Unfortunately, Tsar's official yodeler is out of a job
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: What can you do to get the attention of Italy?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Large, busty maidens?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Deliberately mispronouncing Italian words while speaking English loudly and slowly?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Shaking one's hands frantically?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: 'he, Mario is a good representation of Italian culture'
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Olive oil?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: That might work
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Olive oil on busty maidens?
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Or Italian Plumbers
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: And now, to keep our spirits up, the Russian national anthem
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: God, save the Tsar!
Strong, sovereign,
Reign for glory, For our glory!
Reign to foes' fear,
Orthodox Tsar.
God, save the Tsar!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: My spirits are raised.
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: I am going to honour everyone else who remains
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: God save our gracious King,
Long live our noble King,
God save the King!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the King!


O lord God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save the King!


Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er


From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save the King!
O'er him thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the King!


Thy choicest gifts in store,
On him be pleased to pour,
Long may he reign!
May he defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the King!


Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Let's go children of the fatherland,

The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Hail to thee in victor's crown,
Ruler of the fatherland!
Hail to thee, emperor!
|:Feel in the throne's splendor
The high ecstasy in full
To be darling of thy people!
Hail to thee, emperor! :|
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Long live the king! Long live the king! Long live the king! Dip oh regiments your standards to our king. Italy's fortune and glory lie with him
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Apologies to the Sultan! My choir learnt not your glorious Anthem and have been shot for this insult, please accept this and do not take it as a sleight!
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: By regal decree, I have hereby decided that our anthem is any vocalised insult towards the French or Italians. Recitals are just a barrage of swears and hand-gestures sent Westward.
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: The Tsar shall find his replacement choir in any English pub methinks
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Excellent idea.
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Italy will forfeit it's go shortly
25 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1905: Does that mean they lose a random unit?
25 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1906: Yes it does
25 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1906: As a side note, would anyone be interested in doing the Fallen America one? It seems really interesting, plus it's ten players.
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: only if you hurry up and MOVE
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Quick, somebody insult the monarchy!
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: My most ignorant Cousin , the King of England, reportedly has the virility of a sun dried newt, at least that's what the Queen says.
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Insulting the monarchy enough?
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Maybe we should throw some tea in a harbour or something?
26 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1906: Maybe we should throw some tea in a harbour or something?
28 Oct 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: And Italy has devolved into anarchy and chaos
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1908: England proposes a three round armistice after the German menace has been dealt with to allow our world to gain some civility and regain some of the control that we have lost to anarchy.
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1908: I honestly don't know how to respond to this.
28 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1908: The French and Turks too busy knocking heads to agree to that, I'd imagine
29 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Goodbye, good Kaiser, your fight to the end bought the Tsar's respect
30 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1910: Farewell, Italian King. You ... tried, I guess?
30 Oct 16 UTC Spring, 1910: Oh he's gone. Genuinely didn't notice

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Russia
CardinalFish (100 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
21 supply-centers, 16 units
France
perkules (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
10 supply-centers, 9 units
England
Blasoon (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
2 supply-centers, 3 units
Turkey
Jackers (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
JonRushford (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Austria
Dathi (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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