28 Apr 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Is everybody excited for some freshly mummified nenes? |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Spring, 1: Beep beep Carthage hype |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Spring, 1: PUNIC WARS PUNIC WARS PUNIC WARS *breaks out popcorn* |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Spring, 1: did i do the thing |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: I don't think so... |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: Did you do the thing this time? |
28 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 1: Looks like she did |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Can I just say that I predicted that Joey and Merk would gang up on me. |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: ok for the record this isn't really an attack more than solidifying borders, it would be very hard for either one of us to gain the upper hand in North Africa as it is now and I just wanted to make sure that I have a strong defence |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: I now call into session the first meeting of the UN. Our first order of business is Sir Ptolemy's speech on the recent Carthaginian expansionism. |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: *This group chat is now officially the United Mediterranean Nations (UMN), which is headquartered in Athens (yay democracy).* |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Thank you, honorable Chair. Carthage want none of the abashedly false finger-pointing from the dishonorable Egyptians; is it not true that they moved against our nation as well? This is top-shelf hypocrisy! |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Collusion, I say! Collusion. Those dastardly Carthaginians and their Persian stooges have conspired to attack the Egyptian homeland. Patrolling the southern border my ass! |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: On a side note, this game is tough because my instincts tell me not to kill people. |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: I would like to point out that at no point have I encroached on your land, nor have I made a move on any of your territory. These lies that I would interfere in a sovereign nations affairs is very serious and I take this as an offense. |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Oh, OK. So you're just in the Egyptian Sea and the Gulf of Pelusium on vacation. My mistake. Please, proceed to rape and pillage my country. |
29 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Do I not have the right to open passage on free waters? |
30 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: This raises an important point: no territorial waters have been claimed. The United City-States of Greece would like to inform their fellow nations that the Messenian, Aegean, Minoan, Ionian, and Black Seas are all the sovereign territory of the UCSG, and any incursion will be viewed as an act of war. |
30 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Note: UNM = United Mediterranean Nations UCSG = United City-States of Greece Egypt = Ptolemy Persia = Xerxes Greece = Pericles Rome = Caesar Carthage = Hannibal |
30 Apr 16 UTC | Autumn, 2: Everything = Mine |