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Finished: 07 PM Sat 13 Feb 16 UTC
No Shitty Players
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 420 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Rulebook press, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Valis2501 (2759 D (G))
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1905: GG France
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1905: You too! You will always hold a special place in my heart, mon'amie!
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1905: France and I died for your sins.
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1906: 5-way draw?
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1906: 3 way draw. which doesn't include any Christmas colors.
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Look at my dab *dab*
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Get him pinky! He never said "GG" to me!!
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1907: Blasphemy!
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: OMG France I owe you that apology! Good Game to you good sir. and indeed get me pinky
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: to be fair, I believe there were some Burgundy shenanigans (that I did not propose!)
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Oh well in that case, you guys should stop fighting and make up already!
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Alas, making up does not seem to be appearing on the menu today!
13 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: No but Italy sure seems to be focused on the wrong things...
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Everything is going according to plan...
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: I'd say "get em brownie" But that'd be tad bit racist... and delicious! :D
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Like a big juicy mutton chop
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Okay. calling all interested parties in a draw here are the things we need to do to stop England. First we need all italian fleets to move west Austria move West!

Also we need all german Units out of the Balkans and into the stalemate line ASAP.

finally I am moving everything I have north to counter the British man. Austria when he dislodges you please retreat to Livonia and we can coordinate with you. I will keep Greece in your possesion if you agree not to bounce Sev.
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Turkey and I agreed not to draw until Austria is dead. I'm holding my part of the deal he requested.
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: This game is why I have trust issues.
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: Can we please freaking draw now?!
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: Austria is dead its us four please lets end this
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: I second that!
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: This is still going on? Half glad I died so early.
13 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1910: England, go for the solo!
13 Feb 16 UTC If we can wrap this game up quickly enough, there is an ancient med starting in 15 minutes. It looks like they already have 2 people. Anyone interested?

13 Feb 16 UTC GG everyone.
13 Feb 16 UTC I am alive!
13 Feb 16 UTC GG Valis. Even losing Moscow you got the solo.
13 Feb 16 UTC okay...I hate to be that guy...But brainbomb from what I've seen and heard I'm sorry i ruined your day but I definitely wont stop playing because you tell me to
13 Feb 16 UTC Good game. I just wish Austria was still alive.
13 Feb 16 UTC lol same as what ger said. no need for turkey to have said those things. this isnt the schoolyard
13 Feb 16 UTC No, no its fine. I will make sure you never end up in a game of mine again. dont worry about that.
13 Feb 16 UTC Well played England! Quite impressed with how you turned that into a solo...
13 Feb 16 UTC Wow, proving my point.
13 Feb 16 UTC Apparently you guys didnt read the title of the game.
13 Feb 16 UTC Please don't take brainbomb's abuse. It's undeserved, and, frankly, hypocritical.

You did poorly, but you're also learning. As long as you walk away with some lessons for next time you should feel no shame.
13 Feb 16 UTC I hope you are not referring to me, Turkey. I thought we were buddies.
13 Feb 16 UTC You didn't even do too poorly Germany, the beginning game was super strong.
13 Feb 16 UTC Thank you Austria
13 Feb 16 UTC Yep. I'd rather play poorly and have fun (like I do when playing Diplomacy) then be uptight about the game and take it too seriously.
13 Feb 16 UTC Germany, while I don't recommend it, you have what's known as a "care-bear" or "alliance-player" style. If you find someone else with a similar style it can be unstoppable. Unfortunately I'm very good at anon live games at pretending to be one for a long time. Like I said, as long as you learned or try to learn there is no shame in losing.

There is shame in being abusive. Especially towards new players. Especially when you don't have the skill to back it up. Talking to you brainbomb.
13 Feb 16 UTC Now Turkey says I can't read... GG again Valis.
13 Feb 16 UTC GG k3levs
13 Feb 16 UTC England does bring up a Valis point, Turkey. It is difficult for new players to learn if they are being told to quit.
13 Feb 16 UTC I played a very confused opening, since I got nervous about a sudden Italian stab, when proposing to move to TRI in S01. Then I recovered somehow, and made it up to 7sc. But the G/T combo was too much to withstand, and it was a crumble from there on...Good game though!
13 Feb 16 UTC I still think moving to Trieste, then Serbia, would have been the best move for both of us.
13 Feb 16 UTC Thanks for the tip Valis! I really appreciate it! I admit not being able to interact face to face and actually gauge people is really a total change in style for me and makes it kind of difficult.
13 Feb 16 UTC a "valis" point. very good pun :)
13 Feb 16 UTC Valis, to your point to Germany: you do play it very well. I recall words like "my good friend Germany" in our chats. Much to learn from you. Thank you.
13 Feb 16 UTC *especially* if you plan to stab someone it's important to maintain appearances not only to the victim, but to anyone who might whisper into their ear. Although if it was very early game I probably actually meant it, I think actually yes, I remember, it was when I asked you to pull back from PRU/SIL so Germany could help me conquer France, so I truly meant it then in 1902.

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Valis2501 (2759 D (G))
Won. Bet: 60 D, won: 420 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
brainbomb (325 D)
Survived. Bet: 60 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Hazcam950 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 60 D
7 supply-centers, 8 units
Rhinos (1763 D)
Survived. Bet: 60 D
1 supply-centers, 2 units
Yoyoyozo (172 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
Perry6006 (5409 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
k3levs (130 D)
Defeated. Bet: 60 D
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