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Finished: 07 AM Mon 21 Mar 16 UTC
World Diplomacy-22
1 day /phase
Pot: 340 D - Spring, 2012, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
01 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:I might not survive the year but at least I get to kick back, watch this crisp drama unfold, and keep an eye on Super Tuesday.

I declare that Oz and India should settle this with a rap battle.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [India]:Yo. Yeah - uh-huh. Yeah. Yo-yo-yo
They call me the big P,
I'm for one and for all
gotta be mad as shit son,
if you lookin' to brawl.
I'll take you down a peg,
don't matter how you spin it
you talk a mad game
but ya can't never fuckin' win it.
You a mad dog with no owner
you lash out at all the best,
but you can't take a single shot,
freak the fuck out like Kanye West
You think your coy, that you clever
mastermind o'fall these plans
gonna take over the world,
be a big, strong man
but thats not how it gunna be
you 'aint think that far ahead
you messed with the wrong people
you gunna wind up full a dread -
with all ya little games you play
talking peace and stirrin' shit
you can't keep up the pace you make
and with my dope ass move you about to get bit
my armies comin' for you,
you can't do shit out from the sea
how the hell you gunna lash out now?
You ain't doin' shit to me
and I know what you think
that you got me in the same place
"If I can't come by sea
lets see your tanks come chase"
But I got friends around here
I don't need to go your way
I don't pull out like that, ya hear?
This is how I fuckin' say
You done like dinner
gunna take the ol' one-two
cause after this your forces thinna'
move from ships to fuct canoes
you ain't got a leg to stand on
ain't got no backbone too
you spread yourself too thin
can't do shit as just you, yourself, and you
So this the end game naw boy
maybe not for you, but for me
Cause I be givin up my stations
but no SC for the sea, see?
I'd say you gettin' grounded,
but that involves the land
you can stay out in the ocean
while I hit you with my backhand
So this is it, I'm done
no comin' back from this
but with my last move against you
the whole world heard this dis

*drops the mic*
Eat a dick, m'uhfucka! you got less balls than Renee Richards
No wonder you Oz, 'aint no OP, and you certainly goin down under.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:Wow. Just wow. That hella delivered. 10/10

Oz, it's round 1 on you now. Spit it or admit you'll quit it.

Damn that was fire son. You're my hero India.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:Yo Kenya. Can ya deal with this?
Can ya verbally spar with those limp wrists?
Can you block a right cross from Libya
Or a cheap shot to your tibia
Look at ya
Stabbin' friends is a crime and
You put the blood in blood diamond
I won't last the year
But I smell your fear
I thought all my enemies were in front of me
You'll sink like the European economy
Ghana's in a tight corner
Better call for a coroner

I sleep with two eyes open now in Africa, it's the worst
Now that I know only way out of this hole is in a hearse
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [India]:Dude this wasn't your rap battle. Why you gotta cut like that?
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Russia]:This is so entertaining, especially from the sidelines! Well done, India :)
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [India]:Peace son. And comin' from me, that means something.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Kenya]:It's not a crime if no one cares
People busy, they just stare
at cryin', losin' rappin' fools
who thought they playas ... dey jus tools
Bears are wild, they don't know ...
Just feedin', breedin', heedin' nature's flow
WebDip like dat, nothin' to ...
'times you get da bear ... 'times da bear get you!
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Argentina]:India. You have a new career
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:I don't think Oz has the guts to respond. Or the talent. We might declare India winner by default. You were so inspiring I just had to join.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Kenya]:India, winner.
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Oz]:Sorry everyone (especially Lybia) but I don't play Diplomacy so I can have "rap battles" haha. I mean, props to you India, that was a large thing ya wrote out. But I play Diplomacy to play Diplomacy. Not get into quarrels. So I'm sorry if I upset you personally. I misunderstood you and thought you were going to quit after one phase and stop playing. If you are going to continue playing and focus fully on taking me down, I welcome the challenge! It'll be fun! That's why I enjoy this game haha. I look forward to seeing you on the Battle field!
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Pacific-Russia]:^this
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [India]:Oz a punk ass busta
02 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [China]:Lots of chatter from India. He must be nervous with Oz on his doorstep.
03 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [India]:China is by far the least skilled and most whiny player I've met
03 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Quebec]:Damn I thought I had the whinny award I cant even win that lol.

Bow to me ..

The Lord of Baffin Island.
03 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Pacific-Russia]:It's cool how every one of the original 17 players still has at least one territory in their color... although Libya seems poised to break this
03 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: GameMaster: Another_MD was banned: invalid email. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
03 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Libya]:Wow. Rest in peace India. Invalid email is ban worthy?
04 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Europe]:Man fuck Western Canada, eh?
04 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2007: [Argentina]:Didnt we already have a retreats phase?
06 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Libya]:This is my last turn amongst the living. I shall be watching from the beyond, eagerly waiting for India to spit more dope bars and for Kenya to die.

Farewell.
06 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: [China]:India was banned. see above
07 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Libya]:Oh yeah... I have nothing to live in this match for then anyways T_T
07 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: [India]:Hey guys,
New Indian player here.
Seems like a lot of fun in this world :)
07 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2007: [Libya]:Hi India.

Bye India.
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Kenya]:Do I sense a draw coming on? Crtainly, no one is going to solo.
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Quebec]:Kill em all Nick kill them all.....
13 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2009: [Pacific-Russia]:just vote and it will happen Kenya...
14 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2010: [Kenya]:I am setting my country for Draw. I know that it is symbolic at the moment, as several players are still thinking they can benefit from delay, and one or two players may still be thinking solo.
16 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2010: [Pacific-Russia]:Wow, I was not expecting to fall so hard so fast. Four to zero in one year! I hope my centers will be put to good use, and ye shall all be trampled under the glourious navies of Sir Lord Oz
16 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2010: [Kenya]:I am already set to draw. Hoping others will join me soon.
16 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2010: [Oz]:I'm down to do so once near east and India (due to his annoyance) are gone.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [India]:My annoyance? The previous player for India seems to have been an annoyance, but what do I have to do with that? The first thing I asked you when I took over India was to make peace, you ignored my message. You didn't even have the decency to reply.
Then I send a second message 3 days later and that also got ignored.
So please tell me why I am the annoyance again?

Is it my problem that you don't want peace with me and then start losing SC to me? That it is only because of Europes support that you could hold Afghanistan.

I rather give Afghanistan to Near east then having you in it, and the only reason for that is because you behave like an asshole.

This is only a game you know. A game played with other people. It is not because you are planning to attack someone that you have to also threat them badly or just plain ignore them.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [Europe]:Hey India, maybe take your own advice. It's a game, relax.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [India]:I am relaxed, it is just not fun playing this way.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [Oz]:Okay, I didn't mean to "treat you poorly", I am sorry if I did. I simply didn't reply because your offer was rediculous. Your offer was, I give you SCs and you say thank you. Doesn't seem like much of a deal. When I said annoyance, I was referring to you giving Near East an SC when he was about to be eliminated. When a game is elongated for no reason I find it annoying.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [Near-East]:I'm only visiting Oz.
16 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [India]:I understand that you think it is annoying that I gave Near east a new SC.
But I also hope you understand why I did it.
The offer I gave you was that I would get my Indian SC back (which I could get back anyway because I had more units around) and I would leave you alone after that. I told you I wouldn't take Thailand if you agreed, and I would have kept my part of the deal.
However you were not interested in this. However I think this was a generous deal, because as you can see after fighting it out, I have more then what I initially asked of you.

I gave you this offer because I think you have bigger fights to fight. So once again I will extend my hand to you and offer you peace. I hope this time you take it, before Argentina takes all of australia away from you in his endeavor to take the solo.
17 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [Argentina]:I am perfectly willing to draw at some point, certainly won't with Near East left (no offense). I just have had nothing to do but attack Oz. I'm not just going to support hold all my armies for 40 turns until Asia got sorted out. So I occupied my time
17 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [Near-East]:I understand Argentina but I think I will go for solo myself first.
17 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [India]:I think you should make it a 3 way draw. Kill OZ as well. He is everywhere so all of you are near him. Taking him out will go fast (probably even faster then taking me out) if you work together and all of you will get a part, and all of you would have something to do instead of 'holding your armies for 40 turns'. There would also be no risk for someone soloing because you all take a small part of him so nobody will get real big gains from it.

But you would be able to split 3-ways and thus get much more points.
17 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 2011: [India]:Just joking guys, I know you all love OZ. I'm just trying to point out that any draw is arbitrary and every player can be cut out of it. There always is a reason to cut someone out.
But at a certain point you just have to decide to draw it.
You could of course take me out first. It would work if you all focussed on me, sure.
It would take some time though, I'm normally don't go down very fast and what is Argentina going to do in the meantime? He already told you he doesn't like to 'hold for 40 turns' so he will continue attacking OZ.
If he on his own is attacking OZ and the rest is attacking me, OZ will get weakend and Argentina will start growing.

Are you going to risk a solo just to get a 4-way draw?
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2011: [Argentina]:Now that NE is gone I am ready to draw. It is up to y'all what to do with India but I am set to draw
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2011: [Oz]:I'm down to draw after this build phase. It's been a good game. I'd continue, but it takes so much time and effort to coordinate all these troops! Haha. I'll take the hit of knowing India is totally mooching! :p
19 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 2011: [Europe]:I as well will call draw after NE is out. India, you made it by the skin of your teeth
19 Mar 16 UTC [Kenya]:There it is then. Oz, we look to you.
19 Mar 16 UTC [Oz]:Good game everyone! I had a blast! Argentina had me VERY worried for a sec haha. You played a masterful game! Made and broke alliances wonderfully just as the game was intended, luckily Europe and Kenya had my back (thanks guys!!) or else you would've finished me easily!
19 Mar 16 UTC [India]:Good game guys. Thanks for including me in the draw.
Special thanks to Kenia for making it happen :)

Start Backward Open large map Forward End

Argentina
nickste89 (1816 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 68 D
25 supply-centers, 25 units
Europe
Eeehlrw (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 68 D
20 supply-centers, 20 units
Kenya
Krakenator (1087 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 68 D
18 supply-centers, 18 units
Oz
TheSpider (190 D)
Drawn. Bet: 20 D, won: 68 D
18 supply-centers, 18 units
India
Kjells (1141 D)
Drawn. Bet: 0 D, won: 68 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
South-Africa
C-Rad (768 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Western-Canada
Да (229 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Quebec
Smokey Gem (154 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
China
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Libya
RileytheVague (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Near-East
castor troy (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Ghana
kortbonesteak (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
TJP1122 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Brazil
maxhall (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Frozen-Antarctica
RekasorusRex (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Pacific-Russia
bobbocow (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
USA
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
UncleMack_ (107 D)India (Autumn, 2007) with 4 centres.
Another_MD (60 D X)India (Spring, 2007) with 8 centres.
Cbias72 (155 D)Western-Canada (Autumn, 2007) with 1 centres.
Shane288 (35 D X)Frozen-Antarctica (Autumn, 2002) with 1 centres.
sixiang (100 D)Frozen-Antarctica (Spring, 2004) with 1 centres.
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