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Finished: 07 AM Sat 25 Jul 15 UTC
Moosejaw Redux
1 day /phase
Pot: 76 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
09 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck all
10 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck :) Luckily everyone is here this time :)
14 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1902: England is going to CD..
14 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1902: Hello new England
16 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Seriously new England??
16 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Is England cursed this game?
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: We've had two flaky Englands. What a shame.
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: No moves from Turkey or England. I f'ed up with Italy and now Russia has stabbed me. F this game.
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: Letting everoyne know that Austria is throwing a tantrum in our PM's
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: I had to mute Italy because he was throwing a tantrum and cursing at me, and just generally acting like a total whackadoo.
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: ~10:04 AM Since you think you "recruited Russia to humble" me then you can deal with the consequences - either you retreat to Tyrolia, or I suicide against you and let Russia win.
10:26 AM Suicide against me. Like I wronged you in anyway. Go fuck yourself, you are the one that attacked me first.

I'll be content with you suiciding against me.
10:27 AM I'm more content with destroying your strong position and you throw a tantrum to kill me, a guy already in a disadvantageous position.

Go ahead, throw a tantrum. I already won
10:28 AM You'll be known as the 2 build austrian player that lost to an army build in Naples.
~10:04 AM Oh yes, the bards will surely sing tales about the woes of the 2 build austrian player. What are you talking about? Who will I be known to for this? What a pathetically weak parting insult.
Go fuck yourself. I'm going to really enjoy suiciding against you.
I don't have anything else to say since we're both apparently committed to taking each other out.
10:45 AM I'm not committed to taking anyone out, I'm commited to playing this game intelligently.
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: This is hilarious and sad. Here's a thrilling read for the crowd.

Italy
So I am retreating to Serbia, which means you will lose a build. The war with me has costed you dearly. Turkey has NMR'd and will get swallowed up soon.
Stop fucking fighting me and deal with what is going on. I will let you use my unit in Serbia for any moves you want to do.
I recruited Russia to humble you because your bloodlust and greed wouldn't be convinced otherwise. We still have options here, so destroy a fleet and get your ass back in there and deal with this huge ass Russia

Austria
You're only surviving because I screwed up by moving Trieste. For no other reason. Russia will roll through Europe.
If you actually want me to stop Russia then you'll retreat to Tyrolia. If you retreat to Serbia I have no intention of fighting anyone but you.
That applies if you retreat to Vienna or Serbia.
Since you think you "recruited Russia to humble" me then you can deal with the consequences - either you retreat to Tyrolia, or I suicide against you and let Russia win.

Italy
Suicide against me. Like I wronged you in anyway. Go fuck yourself, you are the one that attacked me first.
I'll be content with you suiciding against me.
I'm more content with destroying your strong position and you throw a tantrum to kill me, a guy already in a disadvantageous position.
Go ahead, throw a tantrum. I already won.
You'll be known as the 2 build austrian player that lost to an army build in Naples.

Austria
Oh yes, the bards will surely sing tales about the woes of the 2 build austrian player. What are you talking about? Who will I be known to for this? What a pathetically weak parting insult.
Go fuck yourself. I'm going to really enjoy suiciding against you.
I don't have anything else to say since we're both apparently committed to taking each other out.

Italy
I'm not committed to taking anyone out, I'm commited to playing this game intelligently.
Oh look at me, I betray someone and then never talk to them again but spam global chat. But then oh no I'm stupid and I had an army retreat everywhere and fucked me over then got stabbed by my ally Russia. I'M SO ANGRY GRRR ITALY IS SUPPOSED TO ROLL OVER AND DIE.
Throw a fucking tantrum, I don't care. At the end of the day, everyone will see that Italy beat you when he had an extreme disadvantage. No amount of impotent rage will hide that from yourself.

Austria
What are you talking about? You're having like a seizure tantrum. Who will give a shit that Italy beat me? Seriously, what are you talking about?
None of my messages, until after you said "go fuck yourself" to me, sound angry. You sound like a total crazy person. Stop. Really. Stop.
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: Self incriminating
18 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: You're like one step from "I know you are but what am I"
25 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1906: TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
30 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: I'm just super happy that Italy is gone.
10 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 1910: Would people mind confirming their orders? I don't see how much planning and communicating could be going on at this late stage...plus I'm almost dead, so let's wrap me up.
24 Jul 15 UTC So everyone wants a draw? I guess that is fair. Russia, France and I, all have been the greatest powers and Austria held well through it all. So I'll say explicitly what you have implicitly said. Let's draw. I think we've had a good game. More moving back and forth wouldn't make the game better I think. I'm content with a draw.
24 Jul 15 UTC Gg all. Glad to have survived!
24 Jul 15 UTC Gg friends.
24 Jul 15 UTC good game, all.

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France
Steamy Nicks (2236 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
12 supply-centers, 12 units
Germany
Geertien (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
12 supply-centers, 12 units
Russia
DaddyO (350 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
michfarr (562 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 19 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
England
Ru (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Valis2501 (2759 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 1 D
Civil Disorders
IsaacH (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1904) with 3 centres.
Siodhachan (100 D)England (Autumn, 1902) with 4 centres.
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