Finished: 04 AM Fri 20 Feb 15 UTC
Private Rat Diplomacy
3 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: England = Shire
Austria = Isengard
Germany = Bree
France = Misty Mountain Orcs
Italy = Corsairs of Umbar
Russia = Mordor
Turkey = Haradrim
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: You have been spat on, Austria.
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: D:
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: The Mighty Empire of Bree rolls over ye, mate
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: The King of England lost his sanity when vodka laden Cossacks invaded Norway
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé !
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: Norway will be mine forever
21 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: england is executing the von schlieffen plan expertly
22 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: It's ok, I will execute my grand backup plan: Become Russia
22 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: The plan is to sneak into Mordor and destroy the One Ring.
22 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1903: The plan is to sneak into Mordor and destroy the One Ring.
23 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: The plan is liberte, egalitie, and fraternity.
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: I officially am not able to figure out which arrow is going where anymore
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: That was not my best turn.
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: Well, I'm dead. gg
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: steel be with you :salute: :honorblade:
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: France if you don't click Ready I swear I will kill you
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: With my troops in Siberia, obviously
25 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1904: I would like to note that I am merely making good on the inheritance of Archduke Joseph, who married Maria Josepha, the sister of the last lawful prince-elector of Bavaria, Max Joseph, who died without issue.
27 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: A moment of silence for the Tzar and the Sultan.
Their undestined coalition was plagued by both internal and external enemies, Byzantine betrayals and alcohol abuse.
27 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Their displays of diplomatic bickering shall be sorely missed.
28 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Guys, if you could come back real quick from conquering the penguin hordes of the frigid north it would be great :(
30 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: The Shire will go out fighting!
30 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: the Shire is a moron for not clicking ready :(
06 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1905: Oh, the steel... The cold steel of treachery
06 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1905: I contest such an interpretation of events. Under the treaty of Rastatt Naples was turned over to the Holy Emperor Charles VI, while the congress of vienna accorded venice to the habsburgs.
07 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1905: FUCKING FROGS, I TELL YOU
07 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1906: The man-orcs are being routed from the Shire!
07 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1906: Your pseudo-legal shenanigans won't get you out of this one, Zionist infiltrator from Isengard
12 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: Well, this is exciting
12 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: The fuck?
12 Feb 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I DID NOT ORDER PRUSSIA TO CUT WARSAW'S SUPPORT FOR PRUSSIA, YOU STUPID GAME
13 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1907: I declare the refounding of the roman empire, now extra holy. The pope is finally freed from his italian captivity, deus vult!
13 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1907: The Italian government denies everything. Vatican is still firmly under Italian protection and the Holy Father has excommunicated the traitorous Hapsburg archduke. On top of that, Italian commandos have launched a series of triumphant attacks against the Austrian capitol of Vienna. We expect it's only a matter of days before the Archduke offers his unconditional surrender.
14 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1907: The Germans will be right there with the Italian commandos, as soon as seven thousand German troops in Poland stop shooting each other due to a miscommunication
16 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1907: OK I don't even know what the fuck with those arrows anymore
16 Feb 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Is Kiel supporting Hol-Ruh (which is the wrong move)... and failing??
16 Feb 15 UTC Apparently a rogue general in kiel ordered his army to support an attack by my forces in Munich on the Ruhr area, recognizing the claim of the Emperor to all the areas of the historical Holy Roman Empire. God speed random German general!
16 Feb 15 UTC The disorganization in the German high command is well organized
16 Feb 15 UTC Or as the romans would say it - e una disorganizzazione bene organizzata
16 Feb 15 UTC or something like that
16 Feb 15 UTC Dear Kaiser, do you think it's wise opening another front when you aren't doing well with the Archduke?
16 Feb 15 UTC maybe you could've made peace with the frogs like I told you like years ago, sheesh
16 Feb 15 UTC -Taylor Swift
17 Feb 15 UTC occupying mount doom has corrupted herr veggie
17 Feb 15 UTC I did make peace with the frogs years ago! Sadly, the frogs disappeared right after that
17 Feb 15 UTC Also, the computer gods are to blame for me not having Munich and Silesia :(
17 Feb 15 UTC God Save the Queen.
17 Feb 15 UTC Another victory for the Italian empire
17 Feb 15 UTC Pleasure playing with you gentlemen

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Austria
JimTheDino (101 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
Germany
Veggie (112 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
10 supply-centers, 9 units
Italy
disk failure (104 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
England
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
France
tuluse (107 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
3 supply-centers, 3 units
Turkey
Theias (174 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
Irenaeus (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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