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Finished: 11 AM Mon 19 Jan 15 UTC
Snappy Insult Competition
1 day /phase
Pot: 160 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by DeathLlama8 (524 D)
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Glhf all!
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Listen here you maggots! This game has two parts. Firstly, and most importantly, it's a Diplomacy game. Your goal in that is to win! Secondly, it is an insult competition. All partisans of this game are expected to shove the nastiest, cleverest, and most ridiculous insults your measly intellects are capable of creating into your enemies constantly degrading self esteems until they end up killing themselves by jumping from their the height of their sorrow to the height of their intelligence. Understood?
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Sounds like a terrible idea, you unimportant, uncultured swine!
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: If you didn't like the idea why did you click on it? If I had a dollar for every brain you DIDN'T have I would have ONE DOLLAR!
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: I clicked it because I thought that I would amuse myself with your stupidity, and I am happy to proclaim that I am thoroughly amused!
24 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Oh my god I didn't know that

If it were possible to quit before phases I would
25 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: lol your fine. no worries, i don't really care.
25 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: hey England. mate. the contraction of "you are" is "you're" not "your". you are obviously are reasonably, intellectually facile.
25 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: lol. i cocked that one up...
25 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: hey England. mate. the contraction of "you are" is "you're" not "your". you are obviously intellectually facile.
25 Dec 14 UTC Spring, 1901: that's better. let the game begin!!!
05 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Your an intellectual facile!
06 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1905: Your pointless bickering and quibbling clearly shows your aversion to progress, you rump-fes pignuts!
06 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1905: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out something more intelligable than what you just said!
06 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1905: Maybe you would shit an original insult as well! We've all heard that one before!
11 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1907: gg
15 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Which center should I take for the win? (select one only)

[ ] Brest
[ ] Marseilles
[ ] Portugal
[ ] Moscow
[ ] Munich
15 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: I'm more of a Brest guy.
15 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: I'd say Moscow. Just so I can leave with something.
15 Jan 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: All of them
17 Jan 15 UTC Spring, 1909: England, is the plan still a go?
18 Jan 15 UTC gg!

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Turkey
DeathLlama8 (524 D)
Won. Bet: 20 D, won: 88 D
19 supply-centers, 16 units
England
Demonique (0 D X)
Survived. Bet: 20 D, won: 49 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
France
Lynn_0214 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D, won: 20 D
4 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
Survived. Bet: 20 D, won: 5 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
matingara (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Austria
cardag (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
auchil (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
Pueofql (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 1901) with 4 centres.
auchil (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 1903) with 2 centres.
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