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1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1908, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Arc (117 D)
10 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Man, that went much better than I had anticipated. I'm about to have a monopoly on edible cuisine!

Looks like Germany may need to send an army from Warsaw down to drive the Turks out of Vienna, though.

(it is a John III Sobeiski joke)
10 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: you know who's hilarious

Ransom

a regular Billy Crystal
10 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: It's a good thing your friend is an LLC, Mike, because his delays are tortious and I am all over suing that entity
10 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: That's an interesting colonization model you are pursuing there England.
12 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: I swear this game spends more time on retreats than on actual turns.
12 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: a retreat is like a punt in football in the sense that its one of the most important moves of the game. also people run really fast and knock the shit out of each other
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: I dunno man, games in which Austria is involved just tend to take long as a matter of course.
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Also TURKEY
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Turkey is aware that the deadline isn't a suggestion, right...?
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Turkey uses possible timeframes like Eskimos use the animals they hunt
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: guys. turkey operates on the islamic calendar. austria struggles because they are an army without a country, an army without a clock and an army without a calendar
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Fun fact:

"Although there were nine different 'languages of instruction' for peacetime use in the polyglot Austrian army - languages like Czech, Serbo-Croatian, Hungarian, Rumanian, and Italian - in battle the army employed just one: German. Conceive, then, the terror that engulfed Austria's non-German troops of the line as French storm columns converged on them while their German-speaking officers bellowed orders in what was, for most, an unfamiliar tongue. One Austrian officer later noted that at Solferino his company of Slavs had been unable to comprehend even the command 'Halt.'"
13 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1905: Cry a little more everyone.
13 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: stupid slavs!
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: beautiful turn
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: WHAT?
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: oh wait are you Germany
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: yeah then that turn was pretty much awesome
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: inb4 austria dies!
14 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: You'd think that when a player has zero supply centers at the end of the year, the game could just disband all their units without waiting for the player to do an action that allows no room for decision.
15 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: Good thing for me I have some manner of a life away from this game. Obligations and responsibilities may seem scary at first, but trust me, once you take that first timid little step out in to the big scary world, you might just find that you like it.
15 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: When Arc wins I bet France doesn't even have 10 centers.
15 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1906: lol
15 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1906: What, no love for scrappy little Italy

Fighting the good fight against modestly surmountable odds

It's hard being me, guys, seriously
15 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1906: skorzeny is on his way with the hang glider, mussolini.
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: damnit kant
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: lol
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Germany, do you ever tell the truth about anything?
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Let me guess, he told you he'd attack Vienna.
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Told me he'd support me into Vienna, actually, but who's counting
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: I do when I'm sincere.
19 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: F Bre A Par A Mar

there, was that so hard to finalize?
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1907: A voice from the dead, eh

Let's ignore it, guys
20 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Budapest was a right regular eye of the storm there.
20 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1907: what a sweet game of musical chairs russia, italy and turkey are playing!
21 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Turkey, Italy, and Russia appear to have a collective action problem.

That's an industry term :teach:
21 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: I'm just glad I won't be around to witness the erection of the Triomphe d'Arc
21 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: witness my triumphant erection? what?
21 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: And here I thought he was just going to put the 'stag' in 'Reichstag.'
21 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Can Russia and I be left alive as interesting political curiosities
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: No. We'll keep one, but not both. You can fight it out yourselves.
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Dear People Being Pwned by France and Germany: If you get your orders in quicker, the pwning stops sooner. Seriously. This going to end in a tie and that means one of you will get to share some points with us. Get your orders in so we can decide which one gets points.
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: dibs on survival

I called it

no take backs
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: Russia is last; no points for him!
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: is that turkey

turn the lights off and maybe he'll think we're not home
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: on the bright side, you get to survive again, ransom
21 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1908: meh
22 Oct 09 UTC gg
22 Oct 09 UTC gg
23 Oct 09 UTC Well done.

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Germany
Arc (117 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 19 D
18 supply-centers, 13 units
France
Ransom (106 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 12 D
11 supply-centers, 13 units
Turkey
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 5 D
4 supply-centers, 5 units
Italy
Furor (393 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 2 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
Learned Hand (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
England
Acosmist (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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