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Finished: 09 AM Thu 09 Jan 14 UTC
Modern Europe-
1 day /phase
Pot: 50 D - Spring, 2008, Finished
Modern Diplomacy II, Anonymous players, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
24 Nov 13 UTC Spring, 1994: Good Luck to everybody!
01 Dec 13 UTC Spring, 1996: Wow Poland, extremely rude of you to just barge into podolia like that without asking.
02 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Sorry, I just forgot to ask.
Ok, I ask you to leave Kiev for me and Bie for Russia. Don't forget that...
02 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Sorry, I just forgot to ask.
Ok, I ask you to leave Kiev for me and Bie for Russia. Don't forget that...
02 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: I'm afraid I have to politely decline your request Poland, I wish you'd stop sending me all these graphic, sexual poems in private chat though.
03 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: You eat what you sow. You are what you eat.
03 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: You eat what you sow. You are what you eat.
03 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Poland, I don't understand this poem you sent me in private chat:

"If there were but one way to celebrate your body
my dear I do not think that it would be naughty
if we got every kitten from each nearby town
and found you a ball gag- rubber and round

You'd strip buck-naked and prepare for the leather
but not before some extensive play with a feather
Once you're so stimulated you think you might burst
I put on my white coat- prepare for the worst!

As I don the persona of a surgeon most foul
I make a few choice incisions to your bowels
And once your intestines are open and bare
That's when we'll start our kitten affair

Cats will be placed into your open viscera
Hey it might kill you, but only russia will miss 'ya
You will fade out of conciousness, life slipping away
As your ruptured insides fill with kittens at play."

I just thought it was kind of a weird thing to send me , you know?
03 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Wow. I'll be in my bunk.
03 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Oh crap, now we're all on a Federal watch list for violent porn offenders...thanks.
04 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 1996: Yeah, that's why I was so freaked out.
04 Dec 13 UTC Spring, 1997: I never send you message like that. You lier.
04 Dec 13 UTC Spring, 1997: We all know that, polish...but let the child have fun :)
04 Dec 13 UTC Spring, 1997: I can be a total "Lier" sometimes, but I never lie about poetry.
17 Dec 13 UTC Spring, 2001: Hey guys! I will be taking a plane ride to America so it will be about a 14 hour flight... sorry if I am NMR I will try my best.
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: I'm glad I stuck around long enough to watch Germany backstab Poland. It does a heart good.
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: Guilty.....just couldn't see ending this game in a 4-way.
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: Yeah, plus you know what a sick bastard he is with that obscene poetry he writes... you should see the pages of private messages he's been sending me, at least 1 poem a turn.
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: Then let's kick France under the bus too and draw this!
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: OK, let's stop with the perverted poetry stuff....
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: I'm sorry Germany, are we playing some variant of diplomacy where I care what you think?
31 Dec 13 UTC Autumn, 2004: Not to get dragged into a pissing contest, but I'm pretty sure the website admins can be relied upon to boot folks that falsely allege criminal behavior.
01 Jan 14 UTC Spring, 2005: What exactly do you think is criminal? Are you twelve? Poetry, I assure you, is not criminal in the western world- are you from Dubai? I love pushing it with you guys on webdip because you have all these crazy preconceptions about what is and isn't acceptable behavior.
01 Jan 14 UTC Spring, 2005: US -- sending explicit sex-text from anon to anon with no age verification process and no means to verify consent can definitely get you arrested.
01 Jan 14 UTC Spring, 2005: No, that is not true. You cannot get arrested for sending sexually explicit text messages. You can get arrested for owning child pornography, and that is it. You have no idea what you are talking about, but I invite you to try to prosecute. If you'd like my address and name after the game is concluded, I can give it to you in private message so you can report me directly to the Feds. If you'd like, I could probably arrange to have a photograph taken where I point at the screenshot in question, and "thumbs up" it. However, if you don't want to waste your time, you could instead read the first amendment to the United States Constitution, which guarantees my freedom of speech without reprecussion from government actors.

That said, the first amendment does not cover the moderators of WebDip, so they can do whatever they want. Make a fuss on the forum when this game concludes, and see if you can get me banned. My guess is no, but I, like all hu-mans, am fallible.

I would also add that there was nothing explicitly sexual, but you've obviously got your plate full enough dealing with your manufactured reality as it is.
02 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: I'll play your game once more -- you are right, nothing sexual was sent. What you said though was that I had done so, falsely accusing me of committing an offense. And no, I don't really expect to spend my time chasing you around. I merely asked that you refrain from including me in your games. But I guess that was enough to set you off on another round.
02 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: It's not an offense to write poetry. Also, I never said you wrote any of it. We all know that Poland is the master poet in this diplomacy. You need to be less scared of everything around you, and calm down. It's the internet, you're going to be all right. I promise. I'll see if Poland would be willing to write another poem for you.
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: Ukraine,
Go to see a movie, go back to reality and go for the last drop of blood with your Russian ally.
Why would you choose to lie for nothing about the game but the enjoyment of your sinked mental?
Oh, I see. You hate Chinese.
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: Ukraine,
Go to see a movie, go back to reality and go for the last drop of blood with your Russian ally.
Why would you choose to lie for nothing about the game but the enjoyment of your sinked mental?
Oh, I see. You hate Chinese.
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: If you are all set on a 3 way draw, please just kill me next year. I'll move Adana to Armenia and make no other moves next year. Just end it.
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: Poland, your grammar outside your poetry is pretty poor. That said: "but the enjoyment of your sinked mental?"
Sinked mental might be my next band name. Also, what do Chinese people have to do with anything?
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: Also, it's pretty obvious that Germany is going for a solo. In fact, if he chooses to draw after this point, it will only be because I pointed that out.
03 Jan 14 UTC Autumn, 2005: You are so right, Ukraine, the World pivots on your every word. You would be the sole motivation I would have, either way.
03 Jan 14 UTC Spring, 2006: Exactly. You're finally getting it, Germany.
07 Jan 14 UTC Well played folks.
07 Jan 14 UTC Good game. Good cooperation. Thanks to both of you.
08 Jan 14 UTC Good game!

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Germany
Creigh (2732 D (G))
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 17 D
30 supply-centers, 30 units
France
MakTub (1675 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 17 D
18 supply-centers, 18 units
Spain
SEField7 (187 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 17 D
16 supply-centers, 16 units
Britain
firewok0 (456 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Egypt
Trotterinio (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Poland
wawlam59 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
mcbigski (4208 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Ukraine
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
293164_ludmil_kamboshev (110 D)Turkey (Spring, 2000) with 1 centres.
Trotterinio (100 D)Egypt (Autumn, 2001) with 4 centres.
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