Finished: 02 AM Tue 01 Sep 09 UTC
Private Touch My Wookie
2 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1919, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
04 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: And I, France, shall commision versions of France's finest cheeses, but of course, in true German style, I will fire them toward you from 320mm Krupp siege guns...
10 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'd like to pause on Wednesday -- I'll be out of town from Thursday through Monday.
11 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Ordering my pause now, so I don't miss from the time difference.
11 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'll still be here Tuesday and Wednesday... I was just giving everybody a heads-up. And that's Wednesday my time which is Thursday for you, laddie. Those tangled masses of untrimmed Asian black bushes must be clogging your thinkin' tubes.
11 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: Flossing... cerebral cortex... with... pubes
11 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: You'll have to revote pause each phase, btw. I'd hate for it to roll forward.
11 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: In one of my other games the pause is working. My Real Programmer™ powers of deduction suspect as long as everybody doesn't finalize orders (and I won't be, of course) the pause works.
11 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: I'm voting pause again. I'd rather do it a day too early than a day too late.
12 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Apparently they fixed the pause thing. Supposedly.
12 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Finalized, and pause order entered. Steve, if you wanna finalize, then order a pause after the turn flips. Supposedly pause votes won't expire after a phase ends, now.
12 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: LoL.. I bet.
13 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Paused committed
13 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: LOL.. OMG.. the convoy form TUN to BUL is amazing. Perhaps the funniest I've witnessed. It may not have had the best timing though.
14 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: There is still tragic comedy in a slow painful death. One heartfelt cheers for the Italian-Bulgarian Riviera! May all your yogurt be tainted with the taste of sadness and sorrow...
14 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Thats why we only do one show a night
15 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: One quarter, one show. Step right up. Watch da two... sorriest... NATIONS on Earth... have der asses turned in-side-out... while swinging... frum da gallows... of each-others-entrails... dats right, ladies and gentlemen... da most gruesome... horrendous... ab-so-lutely death defying show on Earth.
15 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Only a quarter and only here... at the most yahoo... scallawag... vagabond... and faggot laden show on Earth.
15 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Well done.. they apparently did make it so pauses will go through turns. Unfortunately they still haven't fixed the fact that CD/defeated people shouldn't really count in the votes.
17 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Um, were we supposed to not move last turn..?
17 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I don't even know what's going on with the games anymore. I just hit pause when I'm told to pause and enter orders every time I'm given the chance, since you never know when these fucking games are going to not actually do what they are supposed to do... Funny enough, the fact that almost no one moved this turn won't help me a fuckin lick.
17 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: I moved for you James... I moved..
17 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: You're not thinking of that movement you had this morning are you? I don't think that one counts.
19 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Frankly I'm shocked. I felt certain you would plunder my tender French treasures while I dallied in the bratwurst fields of Wisconsin.
19 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: You apparently didn't miss that many phases with a 48h time limit :)

BTW, my pause now seems stuck as there's no way to cancel it.
20 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Oh, you have got to be kidding...
20 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Me too...
20 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Steaming pile of bat guano, this one is...
20 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Isn't anyone going to snuff out Prussia? We Germans are tired of hanging out in the marshiest, foggiest, crappiest area of the Reich. We are ready for exile in Argentina.
21 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: God damn it... we were supposed to convoy the Krauts into the Portugal Safezone!!!
21 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Shit... and my unit is dead so no one can convoy ME into the Portugal Safezone... sigh. It would have been a great ode to Colby if the pseudo-krauts landed once again among the urchin eaters.
23 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: JAMES!!! Yer still there!!
24 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Must... escape... to... Portugal... Safezone...
24 Aug 09 UTC Autumn, 1904: Oh shit.. .We totally forgot about POR.. If I was closer I'd totally help you even if it meant I was doomed. I can attack MUN, but I'd still be another turn way from even being able to maybe help :(
24 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1905: A bug? Unpossible!
http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=468673
28 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1905: James, you should probably plan to flee to Brazil, there, our combined teutonic brilliance will allow us to breed an army of blond-haired, blue-eyed flying pirhanas to unleash on all these Aryan hating bastards...
28 Aug 09 UTC Spring, 1905: I think I need a school of airborne pirañas just to get me ship there. Oh, fauxkrauts, what has become of you?
03 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: Um.. did the game finally pause..?
03 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: LOL... I posted something about it still not being fixed. I guess the result was to break it in a completely new way.
14 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Poor Tim..
14 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: cheap tours of the MED. last call....
14 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Poor Tim? Have you SEEN the kind of people who hang out in France?
22 Sep 09 UTC Spring, 1911: Folks, I'm going to be out of town from Friday morning through Sunday night. I'd like to pause this and the anonymous game -- but I won't ask there because obviously it would give me away. I'll wait for somebody else to pause over there then follow suit.
22 Sep 09 UTC Spring, 1911: That is, I'd like to pause this on Thursday... just an early warning.
23 Sep 09 UTC Spring, 1911: How about we do it on Wednesday. I am heading out of town as well.
23 Sep 09 UTC Spring, 1911: Sounds good to me. Somebody pause Gordon Gekko. My pause vote is in.
24 Sep 09 UTC Spring, 1911: Mine is in as well
25 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1911: Is Josh ok?
28 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1911: I'm back. I heard from Josh the other day, not sure why he's given up...
28 Sep 09 UTC Autumn, 1911: I see you're back, I'll finalize then. Didn't he say he was going out of town too?
09 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1918: Anyone up for a draw? This game is pretty locked up. It's a bit ridiculous at this point.

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England
NaggersPlease (357 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
13 supply-centers, 12 units
Turkey
WarGhoul (113 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
13 supply-centers, 12 units
France
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Austria
Leon Trotsky (326 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Germany
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Italy
NobleSavage (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
FilthyPirateHooker (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1903) with 0 centres.
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