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Finished: 11 AM Sun 15 Sep 13 UTC
Private The Ol' Pitboss
2 days /phase
Pot: 350 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
20 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm more of the beige menace.
20 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: turkey is the double menace. also welcome to diplomacy mark
20 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'm in a corner I can't menace shit.
20 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: I'll Diplo your Macy, if ya know what I mean.
20 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Wow a lot of people fucked up their moves this turn. I'll have to write something up
21 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: yeah the way support moves work is very goofy
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: I have no idea what I'm doing.
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: Turkey you At this year ARE the red menace
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: 4 years have past since this war started. It's decimated lands, leaving cities ruined. The people are hungry and poor. There seems to be no hope.
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: Let them eat cake?
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: Poor people don't have birthdays
22 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1904: everyone knows that.
23 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: Come sail away
23 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: Can we stop saving these turns, it just holds up the game.
23 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: What was destroyed in Bulgaria? Turkey's or Austria's unit?
23 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: What was destroyed in Bulgaria? Turkey's or Austria's unit?
23 Aug 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: It retreated to the sea.
23 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1905: Check the big map, something died.
23 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1905: the purple arrow shows a fleet retreated from bulgaria to agean sea. the little explosion just means something got displaced
23 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1905: Gotcha, so big explosion means destroyed.
23 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1905: Come sail away.
23 Aug 13 UTC Spring, 1905: man I suck. I built the wrong thing.
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: You guys want to draw this game and get another one started?
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: because you're gonna lose?
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: *Gyrates violently*
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: no because this is taking fucking forever because people check it never.
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: mark fuck jesus
01 Sep 13 UTC Spring, 1906: and you can't even tell him to go, if you tell him to go he won't do it out of spite and is ego. I've tried, it doesn't work. So fuck you mark, I hope you get a punji sticks in your butthole.
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: i feel like punji sticks would be wasted in a butt hole...being topped with fecal matter and all.
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Other people's poop, not his.
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Poop transfusion? And funny Chode, I'd say the same about you...
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: So you wanna poop back and forth with me then?
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Forever?
03 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Only if you suck my big toe.
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: You really took me serious cunt?
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Move out of the way, we're pooping back and forth.
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: You really took me serious cunt?
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: frozen in a condom?
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: aww skeet skeet
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: looks like the nazi's fail again. Now we wait 8 more years until the greatest country in the universe shows up and restores order.
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: How fitting that Berlin is the last place to stand.
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: so, are we gonna start a new one soon then?
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: I say so, it's pretty clear the allies are gonna win this game.
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Plus America is showing up any day now
04 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1906: Dude we gotta wait like 8 years for that shit.
10 Sep 13 UTC Autumn, 1907: Oh how the mighty are falling.
13 Sep 13 UTC Will, Draw.
13 Sep 13 UTC Fuck draw, I'm winning this god damn game now.
13 Sep 13 UTC we are drawing so we have points for a new game
13 Sep 13 UTC oh you whores.

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France
Jkeil (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
11 supply-centers, 11 units
England
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Austria
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
GloryToTheCSA (406 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Turkey
Sky Captain (453 D)
Drawn. Bet: 50 D, won: 70 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Shivaj (119 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Civil Disorders
Shivaj (119 D)Germany (Autumn, 1906) with 1 centres.
notwadegreeley (100 D)Italy (Autumn, 1907) with 0 centres.
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