Finished: 08 AM Thu 02 Jul 09 UTC
Private Hitler's Mustache
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by NaggersPlease (357 D)
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Did you just turn a fish into a verb?
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: I would like to take a moment to thank Josh for wasting our fucking time here. Thanks Josh!
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Don't worry, Josh. I don't mind. Thanks, Josh!
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Lego my Moscow, Brother Dave. I do like how the Moors re-conquered Spain.
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Oh, Dave. Give Josh Albania! We'll let him hang out and watch like Colby. Some sort of classic Greek punishment for backstabbing me...
04 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1907: Oh, he's here, he's here!
04 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Portugal is a fantastic Gulag but Albania has too many neighbors. Tunis would be another good one.
04 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: What say you, Dagos? A little Russian exile in Tunis? Sadly, we'll have to eliminate the stragglers before the game is out. It came to my attention that points are split evenly amongst the survivors in a /draw, no matter how few SCs you have...
04 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: That is, assuming the Turks and WOPs don't wipe me from the map shortly...
04 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: What? Lego yer Moscow to what? Your fleets?
07 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Bring it...
09 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1909: Bouncy bouncy balls
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Now if I were about to try convoying an army from fucking Albania where would I land it?
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: I hear cheap-leather-wearing Albanian thugs like Gascony this time of year.
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Norwayif you're in..
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Nice, Dave... game chat while drunk. Wrong channel Brother.
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: Or did you mean I should help you convoy Albania into Scandinavia?
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: A) I am drunk.
B) fuck yes I'll take your convoy to Norway.
C) I <3 boobs.
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: 1 is less than 3 boobs? If you subtract one from three boobs you get an anatomically correct set!
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: I tell you what, Dave. I'll set my fleets in Norwegian Sea and Barents Sea, you line up your tanks across Eurasia, and we'll just cycle them through on a continual convoy Albania to St. Pete > MOS > UKR > RUM > SER > ALB and back again... it will be some sort of mythical circle of life BS... then we all split the pot! Of course the rest of the armies should then circle within Europe counter-clockwise to complete the picture. A sort of ring around Switzerland... like some happy frigin May Pole.
09 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: that would actually be a hilarious picture. Who's up for that in another game?
10 Jul 09 UTC Autumn, 1909: What? You don't feel like turning your little carnival into a full-blown circus?!
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: Can we /pause until tomorrow? I just got home from a god-awful dreary family reunion, and we're supposed to be meeting Dave & Kim at starlight, so there is no time to plan or whatever...

I guess you could just jump me in my absence of orders but I really doubt you guys would do that. So:
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /pause
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: NinjaPirateRobotZombie has voted for a pause.
Voted: NinjaPirateRobotZombie Remaining: Leon Trotsky,StoneRanger,NaggersPlease.
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /pause
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: StoneRanger has voted for a pause.
Voted: NinjaPirateRobotZombie,StoneRanger Remaining: Leon Trotsky,NaggersPlease.
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: And Tom Waits sings "Temptation"...
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /pause
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: Leon Trotsky has voted for a pause.
Voted: Leon Trotsky,NinjaPirateRobotZombie,StoneRanger Remaining: NaggersPlease.
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /pause
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: NaggersPlease has voted for a pause.
Voted: Leon Trotsky,NinjaPirateRobotZombie,StoneRanger,NaggersPlease Remaining: . The vote has passed, and will be acted on within 5 minutes.
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: You guys just HAD to have Portugal didn't you
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: I did.. Im' greedy :(
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: You just HAD to post that without finalizing your retreat order, didn't you?
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: tis done
12 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: Muchos grassy-ass. Now make the sun rise in Japan.
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: I was really hoping to hang on until the end -- would have made my game stats look better. But this is another one in the defeated column
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: You see what happens when you betray me and align yourself with douchewads? No points, bad Colby. Bad.
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /unpause
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: NinjaPirateRobotZombie has voted to unpause.
Voted: NinjaPirateRobotZombie Remaining: Leon Trotsky,StoneRanger,NaggersPlease.
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: You guys all have to unpause (Colby too)...
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /unpause
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: NaggersPlease has voted to unpause.
Voted: NinjaPirateRobotZombie,NaggersPlease Remaining: Leon Trotsky,StoneRanger.
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /unpause
13 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: StoneRanger has voted to unpause.
Voted: NinjaPirateRobotZombie,StoneRanger,NaggersPlease Remaining: Leon Trotsky.
14 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: /unpause
14 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1911: GameMaster: Leon Trotsky has voted to unpause.
Voted: Leon Trotsky,NinjaPirateRobotZombie,StoneRanger,NaggersPlease Remaining: . The vote has passed, and will be acted on within 5 minutes.
14 Jul 09 UTC Spring, 1912: Apparently Dave needs this win to feel better, so screw it, I'm done. I don't have time for playground crap. Enjoy it, Dave.
15 Jul 09 UTC Fail.

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Turkey
NaggersPlease (357 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 233 D
20 supply-centers, 15 units
Italy
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 152 D
13 supply-centers, 16 units
England
Leon Trotsky (326 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 12 D
1 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
France
WarGhoul (113 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
StoneRanger (106 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Austria
Minge (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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