Finished: 12 PM Thu 28 May 09 UTC
Private Which one of my friends is a competitive asshole?
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1906, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
24 May 09 UTC Spring, 1901: OK everyone so the purpose of the game is to get 18 supply centers. You do this by taking over other nation's territories. You can make an alliance with other nations in order to do this. In order to look up move rules, google Diplomacy rules.... It's a fairly simple game... Good Luck!
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: for the record... If you move into a territory, you have to stay there until fall to own that territory... for instance: if MACDADDY moves out of Denmark on the next turn, he will not own it and will not get to build a new unit.... After you own the territory, it is yours until another person conquers it.
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Also.... you can move more than one unit per turn (Austria and France)... So you might want to get on that....
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: hey russia, wat's up?
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: das wassup.
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: i'm going for portugal.
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: good luck with that
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: i would like to suggest that we bump up the "end of phase" time. make it like 24hrs maxium. this game just moves to slowly. i'd like to make one move a day.
25 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: of course, my patience/attention span is remarkably shorter than most people, except chris.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: sorry dave, once the time limit is set, its set... if everyone would finalize their orders faster (caleb) then it would be a faster game... haha
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: jim is a douche. caleb i love you. let's team up and kill jim.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: jake, jake... i know you are new to this game so i will not make fun of you too much, but as you now know, you performed an illegal move... as you can see, you can't have 2 units move into the same space, otherwise they bounce and neither one gets the space
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: poor jake. let's take pity on him and just knock him out. and jim.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: im doneski
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: no dude! i'll save you!
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: not really.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: unless i didnt want to jim. but i thank u for yur concern.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: so justin... care to build your units? i would like to proceed to the next phase
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: jake sheets...spain is mine. leave it alone
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: yawn... this waiting is killing me
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: i feel ya dogs.
26 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: wienerschnitzle
26 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: FINALLY!
26 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: yay! game on!
26 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: status update: Germany feels like poop. too much sugar. oreos and gatorade after a hot run.
26 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: caleb and jake....hurry up
26 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: chris. chill.
27 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
27 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: I definately don't get this game...YAY IGNORANCE!!
27 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: i with ya brosiff.
27 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: all i understand is the simple fact that i'm being gang banged by multiple nations.
27 May 09 UTC Spring, 1902: except germany.
27 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: will you be my friend, mr bratwurst?
27 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: its mr. wienerschnitzle. and yes. being that you've left my south alone, i wont rape you. but you're too screwed to salvage now. i'll just let you die in piece.
27 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: jake i told you to leave spain alone. now you are mine. i'm sending my missiles to blow up paris.
28 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: look who's the last one to make their move again...
28 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: jim is a wiener.
29 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I'm so bad a doing this stuff in a timely fashion. Sorry guys.
31 May 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: NOW who's a slow-poke? Mr. Diplomacy himself. wtf jim, wtf.
31 May 09 UTC Spring, 1903: o sorry... i had this crazy thing called graduation to worry about
01 Jun 09 UTC Spring, 1903: oh, excuse me. i didnt have that to do.
01 Jun 09 UTC Spring, 1903: thats a lie. i did.
02 Jun 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: o shit not a single move went through haha.
10 Jun 09 UTC Spring, 1904: wow it appears only 3 people made moves... way to go
18 Jun 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: /draw
18 Jun 09 UTC Autumn, 1905: GameMaster: foofer has voted for a draw.
Voted: foofer Remaining: Bad Asset,bobknightfan33.
22 Jun 09 UTC /draw
22 Jun 09 UTC GameMaster: bobknightfan33 has voted for a draw.
Voted: bobknightfan33,foofer Remaining: . The vote has passed, and will be acted on within 5 minutes.

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Italy
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
Russia
foofer (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
9 supply-centers, 9 units
England
Bad Asset (160 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Turkey
j-dawgfreaky (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Germany
MACDADDY (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 7 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Austria
little hooker (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
France
Sheetsy (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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