Finished: 07 PM Fri 09 Nov 12 UTC
Private Period 7
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by MATV1701 (886 D)
21 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1901: For shortstop and klines, who still haven't appeared to have discovered the message boards, click on a country with an envelope next to it. It means you have a private message waiting. Talk to us. Not just in this game.
22 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: Three former Russian leaders I shall not be: Stalin, Nicholas I, Haima Askari.
22 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: The King is most amused.
22 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1901: My chimney sweep is most annoyed that I bash Stalin. I keep telling him: Putin, if you ever want to get anywhere, you can't slaughter your officer core.
24 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: Russia has decided to modernize its military. We now have less horses and bayonets. We also have these ships that planes land on, and these boats that go underwater.
24 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1902: I see the czar has been conferring with the Romney campaign. Only fitting, since Russia is America's No. 1 geopolitical foe. Or so I've heard.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: The Czar of Russia hereby denounces the outright douchebaginess of the Austrian empire. Their expansion is a threat to the globe. To my former enemies, Germany and Turkey, despite the fact that this means nothing and you will never trust my words, I am withdrawing on all fronts to counter the evil red storm clouding the worlds map. Thou yeasty beetle-headed jack-a-nape, your immoral and backstabbing aggression shall be defeated, if not by the nation of Russian, then by the rest of the world. Your massively inflated egocentric cranial structure that you call a brain has let you down. You shall meet the same fate as the similar hotheaded morons who have invaded the Motherland, as you bear many similarities to Napoleon, Charles XII, and, most closely, Adolf Hitler. In short, bring it, plumbeus porcus.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: douchebag though i may be, I will hold that I made the correct tactical choice for the good of the red peoples. There are times when every leader must set aside his own personal biases and connections to better his nation, and I have done my gruesome task... Other nations! i beseech you not to look down upon me! Is not the object of our concern to conquer our fellows? Is this not the point of our very gathering here? What comes of this, let it be so. My friend, great Czar of Russia, please make this conquest difficult and prove your worth. It is not a favorite task of mine to bury friends, so let it be so...
That is all.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Prove him wrong, nations of the world. Prove to him that violating DMZ agreements with not one, but THREE countries (Italy, Germany, Russia) will NEVER be the correct course of action, that this treachery will only be rewarded by total destruction. End this lowly cowards life, who betrays his allies. No nation ought ally themselves with such a sniveling wretch, and I pray that none do. If ever was a time for the nations to unite, now is it. The Czar rejects this blatant attempt of sucking up and declares that its making was indicative of the child who made it: a frightened wench who resides with the lowliest scum of the Earth.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: I do not grovel. I do not beg. I do, however, extend respect to those who deserve it. Let the world understand that I have indeed attacked Russia, as you have attacked others before, and will assuredly do again. Does my russian neighbor condemn me for attacking one of his own victims in denmark!?! does my Russian neighbor condemn me for making moves, which i cleared with the proper authority, into former DMZ's?!? My decisions may seem rash to one looking through a lens of anger, but I DO NOT GROVEL. I do not deny that my armies lie now within your flesh, and I do not seek forgiveness for my actions either! Strategy is strategy is strategy is strategy.
That is all.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: That may be all to you, but that is exactly why you must be destroyed. My involvement with Germany is currently irrelevant, it was a back-stab nonetheless, one done in a cowardly fashion. Whether you grovel or not is irrelevant. Frankly, to quote Inigo Montoya, "I do not think that means what you think it means." What your behavior has demonstrated is that no nation, regardless of where in the world it is, can trust you, whether it be in this world or a past one. No one is safe so long as such a menace walks this Earth. I care not whether it is "rash" when it is the behavior of one not befitting of the title of man. If there be justice in this world, it shall destroy you. Other, nobler peoples shall rip the mantle of largest nations from your filthy hands. Regardless of your repetitions of strategy, I contest that you treat this as a game of Risk! Being such a knave, you betray your allies with whom agreements have been made before they are fulfilled. Therefore, let the world know that no sensible nation should, or will ever ally with such a gutless worm. This will destroy you in the end.
24 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: The Crown denounces the foul expansionist delusions of the Huns. Clearly their brutal conquest of the Balkans failed to sate their vicious appetite for conquest. Surely the civilized world must deal with this scourge... Just as soon as Britain secures the entire Atlantic Ocean...
25 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: Wow. So that's NOT a part of Russia's master plan I guess.
25 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1903: The death of my country will be something that will huant you for the rest of this game, for my country will never truely die.
25 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: Germany, you face no threat from Russia. I don't expect you to believe me, but this has become a game of spite. Feel free to reclaim denmark. Russia is out.
25 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: That's true. France is probably getting ready to move all its troops to Indochina, where it will fight a successful land war, and... never mind.
25 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1903: ...Anybody want-a a pizza?
26 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Russian manpower will brutally kill the Austrian emperor. And his lovely wife Sophie.
26 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: accursed Black-Handed fool! You couldnt kill me even if you threw a grenade in my carriage!
26 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Thats why we use bullets! And you couldn't kill us if you rammed cyanide down our throats!
26 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: Probably because you'd swallow the cyanide you'd already stashed within your molars first!
26 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: go pick on somebody who doesnt sew themselves into their whole-body garments!
27 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1904: To the allied nations of the world (welcome Turkey), today is a great day. Despite our defeats in Spain, the attack on Turkey has added another to our number. The foolish Austro-Italian alliance has overestimated itself (anyone surprised?), and now has opened itself up to a massive vulnerability. Germany, aid is near. England, Italy is yours. Today is a turning point in this war, comrades. Today is the beginning of our VICTORY!
27 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: Are you all blind? Why is it that WE are the only threat? Do you all disregard the obvious power of the English? Do you disregard the footholds they have in every land? While you are so intent on us, do you disregard the land they steal from your backs?! You may be ashamed of my decisions, but I even more so of yours.
27 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: I, for one, will take a threat I know over one I don't any day.
27 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1904: oh, and Turkey kind of abandoned us, your words there fall on comatose ears. If you had any strategic position there you would be taking it too
28 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Turkey hasn't abandoned us; he seems to be deliberately giving himself up to Austria.
28 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Fool.
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: My fellow players, as the former Political Leader of France, am am supprise to still own Picardy. Haha. One day I will rise again. Watch and wait. But for now my soul lives with England.
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Let all the civilized nations of the world respect picardy as a tribute to a fallen foe. He can run his government in exile there.
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: russia, since you muted me here and im away from skype for a few more minutes, yell at AoC to hurry up
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: England will do her best to uphold the ideals of the French people (mostly by enjoying fine dining in Paris).
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: Hopefully you can add some variety to your diet soon. I know this fabulous cafe with the best lasagna.
29 Oct 12 UTC Spring, 1905: i hear the tiramisu is to die for
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: I thought I'd sample the couscous in Morocco first. Silly Italian navy, trying to break out into the Atlantic. Don't you know that Brittania rules the waves?
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: Well, it was worth a shot. Didn't go so well though. No coupons for you.
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: Of course, that doesn't really mean anything. Seeing as you own a quarter of the world.
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: My chefs will never work for you! NEVER!
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR PASTA!
29 Oct 12 UTC Autumn, 1905: hey, message to everyone: if you have some coins, lets play this game, gameID=102672, and do a joint beat up on everyone.
02 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1907: How's the lamb?
05 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: Hate to say it, Italy, but... Called it. Who am I kidding, I have no problem saying that.
05 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1908: Hey, Venice! Just passing through. Love your pasta.
05 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1909: Russia, would the outcome have been different if I had aligned myself with those pink bowler hatted mongers? And England, you pink bowler hatted mongers, our recipes go with us to the grave.
05 Nov 12 UTC Spring, 1909: Oh dear. Now I feel somewhat inclined to crush Italy beneath my boot (ha ha).
06 Nov 12 UTC Autumn, 1909: TO THE GRAAAAVE
08 Nov 12 UTC Czar of Russia proclaims new national holiday: England Day! Russia extends heartfelt thanks to the English crown for its support in reclaiming Russian lands and halting the Austrian menace. Russia also severely rubs it in Austria's face and says "Ne" to them repeatedly because they did NOT win, even though they so confidently (and stupidly) proclaimed it was certain that they would. Russia also uses this as perfect evidence that the sleaziest do not always, if ever, win in diplomacy; rather, an honorable nation such as England shall always triumph. In conclusion, Russia hopes that Austria enjoys the sewer of failed guarantees it resides in, and hopes that Matt Hasselbeck, Rex Ryan, and that random safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers keep you warm around the smoking pile of dung you burn to keep from freezing.

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England
MATV1701 (886 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 20 D
19 supply-centers, 17 units
Austria
Gigarion (438 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 11 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Russia
Jetsfan2431 (257 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
5 supply-centers, 4 units
Italy
Survived. Bet: 5 D, won: D
0 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
Aeneas (251 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
France
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Klines67 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Klines67 (0 D X)Turkey (Spring, 1906) with 1 centres.
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