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e.m.c^42

  • Rank: Experienced
  • Position: 4806/16957 (top 29%)
  • Available points: 189 D
  • Points in play: 5 D
  • Total points: 194 D
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  • Game messages: 2,548
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  • All Game stats:
  • Won: 4 ( 7% )
  • Drawn: 10 ( 17% )
  • Survived: 22 ( 37% )
  • Defeated: 18 ( 31% )
  • Resigned: 5 ( 8% )
  • Total (finished): 59

  • Playing: 1
  • Civil disorder: 9
  • Civil disorders taken over: 12
  • Classic:
  • Drawn: 8 ( 29% )
  • Survived: 8 ( 29% )
  • Defeated: 11 ( 39% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 4% )
  • Total (finished): 28
  • Classic Press:
  • Drawn: 4 ( 27% )
  • Survived: 3 ( 20% )
  • Defeated: 7 ( 47% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 7% )
  • Total (finished): 15
  • Classic Gunboat:
  • Drawn: 4 ( 33% )
  • Survived: 4 ( 33% )
  • Defeated: 4 ( 33% )
  • Total (finished): 12
  • Classic Ranked:
  • Drawn: 7 ( 26% )
  • Survived: 8 ( 30% )
  • Defeated: 11 ( 41% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 4% )
  • Total (finished): 27
  • Variant stats:
  • Won: 2 ( 11% )
  • Drawn: 1 ( 5% )
  • Survived: 5 ( 26% )
  • Defeated: 7 ( 37% )
  • Resigned: 4 ( 21% )
  • Total (finished): 19

  • Reliability:
  • Reliability rating: 83%

"65,535 characters"

“Kill one man, and you're a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all, and you're a God.”

-Jean Rostand

Think big, yeah?

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I fail at many things :d
including playing diplomacy

you know what I really want?
to have press like crack cocaine, filthy and a bad habit to stop

One day, dammit, one day.

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webDiplomacy polandball comics: https://imgur.com/a/C9s9jwL

"webdiplomacy.net : the comic" is undergoing creation, say hello to anthropomorphised anime girl versions of diplomacy sites :p

1) join nexus: https://imgur.com/kGqvzc6

2) jmo-chan: https://imgur.com/a/TRxkCVw

3) another jmo: https://imgur.com/a/lBIPWoH

4) zultar-sama: https://imgur.com/a/ELe1BAn

5) karma whoring: https://imgur.com/a/N3Roph2

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Bot Game, 26 SC win for KestasBot: https://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=246549

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Everyone has these fancy quotes related to themselves and I have none, so here are some added in for the sake of having a long profile. Squigs has told me as long as it doesn't break 65k characters, I'll be fine.

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Best complaint about self in a game so far:


"Trieste, you've taken the sexual appeal thing too far" - Sweden

"Oh fuck, stop while you can." - Sweden again

"What do you even want me to stop?" - Trieste

"He wants you to stop having massive sex appeal" - Bulgaria, that gloriously shameless clay eater. May you eat clay in all your games.

"Ignore my previous comments please" - Sweden

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This is how Mags works lol:

"Excuse me.
WHAT" - poor Mags, innocent Mags.

"Are you cheating on your friend with another friend?" - Magnetic24

"i don't think that's it
it must be a threesome
it's the only logical conclusion" - e.m.c

"emc...god... bless america"

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And this is Aurelin:

"You're Durga's multi"

"You're from that corner of the internet."

"therefore you're a psychopath"

"You
Existed"

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"##VOTE XORXES

Where is he hiding?" - Jamie


"Peekaboo! I was behind the curtains! I'm surprised you didn't notice the unusual bulge with your famed attention to details." - xorxes

"I've heard stories about your unusual bulge. I think EMC wrote some fanfic on the topic." - Jamie

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"Is there anything in particular you're interested in?" - e.m.c

"Yes, that bulge fanfic you were writing about me that Jamiet mentioned." - xorxes

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For the record, it did not exist until he asked for it lol

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The young consul stands close, and rubs a thumb over a harsh line, contours of jaw and dark stubble. His fingers catch upon skin as they drag, pulling with the lightest of touches.

Xorxes smells the tang of copper and the sweet honeyed fruit that must’ve been consumed earlier that day. It sticks.

“I like this one,” Nephthys offers in an off-handed way. “He’s got the build and an intensity to those eyes - it’s like watching the gaze of a wild bear, who’ll just as likely tear you apart as is to move aside.”

Xorxes knows he does not react visibly; decades of training holds precedence automatically without thought.

Grinning, the shorter man continues, “But of course, much more intelligent. A mere beast would not have the control, even when trained, to not respond.” Nephthys peers closer upon his face, and his gaze drops down. “Not to mention, he’s built like a barbarian as well - large in all the right parts, I see.” A slightly derisive huff - or a note of humourous interest - escapes from his lips.

“Swap him out for the red haired one at the end."

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"Maybe the flavor text for alien infection is "giving them D.N.A"." - Ezio

"oh yes, the flavor text is totally "giving them D.N.A":

Me: ##infect Ike

ND: EMC strokes his target gently with his long tentacles. He wraps them around Ike's body softly, like the touch of hot, moist wind. A moan comes out from Ike, and he shifts slightly in EMC's grasp - but alas! he is asleep. As he relaxes further into his dreams, the tentacles probe deep into Ike's body and releases goo, giving him the gift of EMC's alien DNA.

ND: You have successfully infected RagingIke"

"Literally kill me" - Ike

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"does anyone want to read flyingspaghettimonster!Claebae x infected!Ike fiction"

"it will be an angsty, romantic work, synopsis is this:

From a continuation of the previous work: It's a cruel, dark world after the alien died and left Ike, pining and lonely. Despondent, he tries to follow the extraterrestrial and leave the living land for good - but in the nick of time, a very similar yet different entity approaches him. Will he find his light and will to live again with Claebae, the flying spaghetti monster?"

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fwiw that above ended up leading to something terrible and the most awkward situation encounterable on webdip. It is being memorialized so I never give into temptation and make the mistake again.

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"EMC, sometimes I worry about you." - Chaqa

I'm very touched he's concerned :D
it gives one the warm and fuzzy feelings inside

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I also believe it's possible there's a significant number of +1's that originated from here. +1's are fun. Causing inflation is even more fun.

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There should be enough people-related content now, next on the average profile should probably be quotes from books or ascii art.

ascii art is more fun :D

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nvm I forgot spaces don't work.

kaomoji then.

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How to negotiate in diplomacy:

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If you're reading this, you should click on my forum profile ;D

I spent 37 fucking minutes shrinking down that copypasta by hand to make it fit in the exact character limit.


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"The ending of WWII was AWFUL

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten."


"They overplayed Mussolini's 'silly clumsy villain' character too much. He was built up as a slightly ditzy but still menacing bad guy, until he got counterattacked by fucking Greece and I nearly stopped watching. Italy didn't even get an interesting role in the North Africa sub-plot, it was all Rommel and his tanks.

Also, anyone else feel Japan's storyline was too edgy? We already had the Nazis as the evil genocidal bad guys, we didn't need all those graphic scenes in Nanking. The villains responsible for that didn't even get a proper retribution they just went into hiding or something.

There were amazing subplots that didn't go anywhere like the Spanish civil war followed by Francisco Franco being neutral. Turkey got an incredible backstory then it seems like the directors just forgot about it (I think they killed Kemal way too early).

Honestly this is nearly worse than the first season's bullshit ending where Germany just gives up and throws it's king out. Then the foreshadowing with the Versailles treaty scene was so fucking obvious. The Ottoman subplot was the most interesting thing about that series (Lawrence of Arabia, Gallipoli, the genocides, Mustafa Kemal being introduced).

The weird 'Cold war' third season had interesting concepts, great characters, flawed protagonists, lots at stake and tense moments but ends in the same anticlimactic fashion as all the previous seasons.

There are rumors that we'll get a new season soon. Hopefully they can write a decent ending."


"The Cold War was supposed to be a tie-in with World War 2, but still it's own thing. Sadly, it went on way too fucking long in the current shows timeline. I've heard that they're thinking of taking the wars back to a more "traditional" era i.e the middle East, but I don't think that's a good idea. What's even the point of the middle East? I hope there's some other story's that are not completely American/British centered, maybe something African? Idk. The acting and political turmoil is the only reason I watch now, the writings shit."

- copypasta, share it

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"fun fact:

mike wazowski’s chin is also his crotch"

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Giant tone shift here, but this: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8rz8wj/the_climb/

is my absolute favorite r/nosleep story, and it will always be. It hit me pretty hard the first time reading it, and it still does. Going to copy/paste in here since if you're bothering to read this profile, you should read it.

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“I want you to kill her,” the voice echoed. Low, monotonic, unwavering.

In front of me was my mother, crucified haphazardly upon a ramshackle wooden cross. Rivets were driven through each palm - with rope fastenings in place around her ankles and shoulders to keep her in position.

Her eyes, red and cracked from exposure, pulled open by tape, to reveal pupils dilated with fear.

Her mouth was sewn shut. Muffling her tired pleas.

“This is hardly an existence,” the voice licked.

I surveyed my surroundings. I was in a small, square room, with metal walls no larger than my studio apartment. The roof, however, was missing, replaced by an empty void that seemed to stretch endlessly into the darkness above.

About five feet in front of me was my mother. Writhing weakly against her restraints. Five feet behind her, an impossibly tall ladder stretching into the abyss.

“What are you waiting for? As if you care,” the voice prompted.

Who was talking? Where was this voice coming from? Its warm presence swaddled me like a warm blanket.

In one swift surge, the gravity of the situation dawned on me. I didn’t know where I was. I didn’t like being lost.

I felt the kick of adrenaline into my bloodstream. My heart, beating against my ribcage. My hands, clammy. I clenched them repeatedly. Open, closed. Open, closed.

I needed to get out of here.

“End her.”

My gaze dashed to my right hand side to find a surgical stand stocked full of pain-inflicting paraphernalia.

A knife. A rope. A pistol. Razor blades, full needles, strange pills and powder.

An arsenal fit to maim, disfigure, destroy.

I reached for the razor blade. I could cut the stitching on my mother’s mouth - garner some insight into what the fuck was going on.

My mother always knew what was going on.

With the razor blade in hand, I walked gingerly up to my mother - whose eyes lit up as I approached.

And through all the pain, tears and stitches, as I drew closer, she smiled.

I held up my left hand to coddle my mother’s face, with the razor blade still pinched in my right.

And as she nuzzled her face into my palm, I cracked. I wept harder than I’d ever wept before. Full-bodied, wracking sobs crashed over me.

Because it didn’t matter how bad anything got. It didn’t matter how broken the situation, or how broken the person.

My mother was just happy I was there.

I steadied myself and lifted up my right hand, trembling as I drew closer to her face - ready to pick away at the stitches to the best of my ability.

The first few snapped, then the next, until all the stitches had been split and I had liberated her mouth from its cage.

I exhaled raggedly, leaning back to look deeply into my mother’s eyes.

“M-Mum?”

But as tears fell down her cheeks, through her warm, loving smile, she uttered one word.

“Climb.”

I peered past her towards the ladder, then looked back towards her for reassurance. It took a slow, simple nod to realise that this was what I had to do.

And as I walked slowly towards the ladder, she murmured one last thing.

“I love you.”

“I love you too, mum.”

I never said that enough.

Then, with razor blade still in hand, I climbed. I climbed with determination. I climbed for what seemed like hours.

I climbed past broken rungs, and even when I was tired, I kept on climbing.

I cried as I climbed, but I pushed through, with snot dribbling down my chin and tears clouding my vision.

I reminisced as I climbed. I climbed through good memories, I climbed through bad memories. I climbed through the time when I had the flu and my mother came around to do my laundry, and I climbed through the time my girlfriend cheated on me.

I climbed because I was sick of this dark room. I climbed to make my mother proud.

And as I climbed, the darkness subsided, opening itself up to light.

I could see the where the ladder ended now. I could see my way out.

As I placed my hand on the last rung of the ladder and pulled myself up over the edge, I was overcome by brightness.

The light subsided, and as I got my bearings, I found myself on my back in my bathtub, still clutching the razorblade.

Urgent knocking on my bathroom door roused me from my daze.

“Are you alright in there? Your sister called. We’re worried about you.”

It was my mother’s voice.

I got up out of the bathtub, and placed the razorblade back on the shelf, walking towards the door. And as I flung it open, she looked at me. She looked at me and she knew.

She held me in her arms and we sobbed.

“I wouldn’t know how to live without you,” she whimpered.

My climb had just begun.”

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fuck now I'm maudlin again

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Speaking of writing, there is a man named Greg Holley on Quora who has a gift for distilling emotion and passion and the raw human experience into words, arranged patterns of power upon a screen.

I really, really recommend reading. I really do.

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This profile is kinda growing out of control lol
but that's ok, it's only a 6th of the way there to the max character count at this point.

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Interactive fiction is a hobby, try playing some! These are a few of my favorites that I will now recommend to anyone still reading:

Eat Me (or most things by Chandler Groover), With Those We Love Alive (or porpentine's other works), Warbler's Nest (it's a lurking horror, which I especially like), Plotkin's Spider and Web/Shade, Child's Play, All Things Devours, Aisle, Pick Up the Phonebooth and Aisle, One Eye Open, Hitchhiker's Guide (with the walkthrough), Slouching Towards Bedlam, Tethered.

One's I haven't been able to completely play through yet (I'm rather bad without hints lol) but still like: Cragne Manor, and the work it was inspired by, Anchorhead. It's honestly a full novel in and of by itself. Shrapnel. A Beauty Cold and Austere. Many more I can't recall off the top of my head currently, haha.

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Also, what we really need is a diplomacy-themed IF work. I'll get around to attempting to write in one day - if you want something desperately enough, and there's no one else who will......

:P

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Mafia is fun too, if you haven't played give it a try :D
it's just a few clicks over in the forum. Am bad at it, but who cares.

Games Played: 8 (42, 43, 44, Mini Mafia V, 1007, 47, 48, 49)

Games GM'd: 3 (45, 1008, 50)

Town Wins: 2 (42, 43)
Town Losses: 1 (47, 49)

Scum Wins: 2 (Mini Mafia V, 1007)

3rd Party Win: 1 (48)
3rd Party Loss: 1 (44)

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In terms of art, anything by Wenqing Yan/yuumeiart is very good, and often relevant to active issues in our world, from government and technology to the environment - especially Fisheye Placebo, now that the Hong Kong protests are going on. The similarities are stark.

Annarasumanara, by Il-Kwon Ha, has lovely social commentary as well as beautiful art.

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This has turned into a recommendations page lmao

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Oh well, if I'm recommending, might as well go all-in.

There is an animated series known as Violet Evergarden that I quite liked, from beautiful artwork scenes to the emotional impact of the plot line, to character growth. For anyone who is interested in emotions, and the impacts of processing them, it might be worth looking at. It has it's flaws, certainly, but it was an enjoyable process watching.

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As for books, out-of-the-way pieces, stories that most people perhaps wouldn't find in mainstream recommendations (not that those works aren't good, but simply that they already have enough exposure, which the following ones I do not believe so to be the same), or known of but not actually read;

for most of what is listed, the style of narration will be something that makes or breaks the work for you, lol

It's also worth noting that most of these are probably best appreciated as a younger person in mind, without a pre-existing, rigid, sense of self in the world. for when one had enough energy and the ambition to live a life of...well, you don't quite know yet, but something bound to be great. for when there isn't quite a set belief in "this is how to live life, this is my right and wrong and it's the only one" - long nights and longer days, passion in fingertips that flare -

the freedom that comes with inexperience, I suppose. Of being new to the world and seeing something for the first time, without expectation of enjoyment.

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The Illuminatus! Trilogy (There really isn't any way to sum up this series, except for it's own meta-review, copied below:

"It's a dreadfully long monster of a book, and I certainly won't have time to read it, but I'm giving it a thorough skimming. The authors are utterly incompetent - no sense of style or structure at all. It starts out as a detective story, switches to science-fiction, then goes off into the supernatural, and is full of the most detailed information of dozens of ghastly boring subjects. And the time sequence is all out of order in a very pretentious imitation of Faulkner and Joyce. Worst yet, it has the most raunchy sex scenes, thrown in just to make it sell, I'm sure, and the authors - whom I've never heard of - have the supreme bad taste to introduce real political figures into this mishmash and pretend to be exposing a real conspiracy. You can be sure I won't waste time reading such rubbish."

it's glorious.)

Blood Meridian (like with all of McCarthy's works, the punctuation either does it or doesn't)

House of Leaves

Katyně (availability in English is...low, unfortunately)

120 Days of Sodom (As mildly infamous as this work may be, it's still one of the funniest books I've read. However, proceed with caution - it is absolutely not for everyone, and there are a good number of people out there who would not enjoy this work at all.

but the author is such an utter troll, and reading it such an utter experience, regardless of whether one likes the book or not, that yes, I am recommending it.)

The Waste Land (Although yes, this work is famous enough in it's own right, what I'm recommending isn't reading it like in the past as assigned work - but to read it on its own as a work and experience.)

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At this point, it's far down enough that most people won't see this, but there are several reasons for having such a long profile. 1) I really, really, want to reach the full 65k-ish maximum length. 2) I want to have the longest profile for the shits and giggles. 3) When people click on my name to see my games they'll scroll down and get distracted by this, and not actually see all my failures of games.

So mainly 3 lol

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My favourite synonym:

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"

"Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty"

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Oh hey look, it's a Chaqa.

"What the heck is your webdip profile emc" - my Coalition game buddy

hi Chaqa, the profile is you now too

hi Ike, you've been inserted as well:

"You owe me more than a tiny drop :razz:. Kidding of course. Also, what's Up with your profile page? :lol:" - Ike

I'd like to know what's up as well.

hi Aurelin, if anyone mentions my profile at all they're coming here.

"I'm reading through emc's profile and god you're such a nerd" - said mod above

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Have reached a bit of a difficult point: what else to put here that isn't too long, or too personal? or too famous lol

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We're all large donuts here. Dooonutttss. Donut-straws. Imagine having enough suction force to use someone as a straw - wouldn't it be fun? You could sit their ass in a chocolate fountain and suck from their mouth.

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"Food is the spice of life" - Gandhi

"You miss all the shots you don't take" - Lee Harvey Oswald

"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs" - Stephen Hawking

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken" - Col. Harland Sanders

"These blast points....too accurate to have been the work of sand people" - George Bush

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." - Osama Bin Laden

"Nailed it" - Jesus Christ

"You are what you eat" - Jeffrey Dahmer

"We must build a wall." - Nikita Khrushchev

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My general attitude about draws:

"There's nothing more beautiful than a draw,
for the medley of colours invokes much awe:
That alliances could last,
And nations could fast,
From cannibalising each other all."

that famous The Czech quote on drawing applies an unfortunate amount.

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Only 22.3k at this point, there's so much more to go.

Maybe I should turn this into a daily blog type of thing to grow?

Oh I know, 1k words a month heh

#yanggang

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General reasoning behind moves like repeated intentional NMRs in a game:

"One must take the small sadistic pleasures in life where they can

The large ones are often messy to clean up."

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"Congratulations! Remember that small infants require lots of care, and that they are not edible until after 3 days to a week"

"They are edible after the waiting period is over, ofc"


"I think they still require lots of care after that"


"Well, additional care is if you like your meat in larger serving sizes."

"Baby heads are perfect for making non-vegetarian stuffed peppers.
From serving size to ease to meat quality, it works"

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Speaking of human flesh, it's caloric value is actually quite low compared to that of other animals - eating it is pretty inefficient. If averaged, the entire human is approximately ~1300 calories per kilogram - compare this to, say, beef with ~2480 calories per kilogram.

This tends towards the reasoning that human meat should only be a delicacy, and not a main course.

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Glorious organisms all people should know about:

Leucochloridium Paradoxum - zombie parasite snails, who enter through eyes and wear snail corpses and puppet them in order to be eaten. The images are actually quite pretty.

Argonaut Octopuses - detachable explodo dicks, 'nuff said
....Let me repeat that again, just in case it didn't sink in

detachable explodo dicks.


Cymothoa Exigua - crustacean that eats a fish's tongue, then replaces said tongue by attaching to the inside of the mouth.

Polydnaviruses - all natural GMO in the wild, in infecting wasps, really interesting reproduction.

Turritopsis Dohrnii - immortal jellyfish. Who wouldn't like it?

Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis - a fungi that mind controls ants, which is directed to a suitable habitat, and then killed as said fungi sprouts from its head. If there ever is brought into existence a human effective version, it was not me.

Ampulex Compressa - A type of wasp that, in order to reproduce, will drug a much larger cockroach into a stupor state, chew off half of it's antennas, then leash it like a pet and guide it to a burrow, where the wasp then lays eggs between its legs. The cockroach is then sealed up within the burrow, and will slowly sit there as the larva hatch and eat it alive over the course of a week, after which the larvae will become pupae and eventually emerge as adult wasps from the empty corpse.

Midichloria Mitochondrii - It's named after Star Wars and lives inside the mitochondria of ticks. So mainly the first part.

Rubberneckia - Technically unnamed, this lil' fella can rotate its head in 360 degrees clockwise....then another 360 degrees....and another....unlimited rotary motion, actually. Its head rotates constantly, completely around once every two seconds. The reason that it's capable of such unlimited spinning is due to that fact that part of the cell membrane is fluid, not solid.

Strepsiptera - More interesting parasites with vicious, vicious reproduction methods. The females are essentially like grubs, neotenic and parasitic. They infect a host body, and then release pheromones. The male, with an adult lifespan of 5 hours, flies around and follows said pheromones, mates by stabbing a hole into the female's abdomen, and dies. The offspring then consume the female, and then the host.

Acanthaspis Petax - Assassin bug, who wears the corpses of it's food victims to deter predation from larger spiders. It can wear up to around 20 at a time. Fun times.

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"The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru."

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The proper way to spell "fish" is "ghoti". The gh as in enough, the o as in women, and the ti as in station.

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"A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says 'How did you do that?'"

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General Diplomacy Abilities; Rated [1/5] stars
★☆☆☆☆

"I do not recommend this product at all, as it appears to be highly defective - there's is a strange tendency towards self destruction. Highly useless at accomplishing soloing goals, 1 star for the singular amusing characteristic of occasionally sprouting shitty limericks.

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e.m.c^42's games

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KestasBot Brings His Friends To Enjoy Invading EMC
3 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1903, Diplomacy
Classic, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Ready Russia
Skynet (165 D)
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Ready England
Jane (160 D)
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Ready Italy
Kestas Bot (115 D)
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Ready Turkey
Data (165 D)
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Ready France
Cortana (150 D)
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Completed Germany
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Ready Austria
Zultar Bot (165 D)
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Finished: 06 PM Thu 07 Nov UTC
Forceful KestasBot Moves Into the Passive EMC
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Austria
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 19 supply-centers, 12 units
France
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
Finished: 05 AM Mon 04 Nov UTC
Gunboat Classic 007
10 minutes /phase
Pot: 105 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Germany
limited (164 D)
Drawn. 13 supply-centers, 13 units
Italy
! (1404 D)
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
Yaniv (1002 D (S))
Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
Turkey
Zant Miobi (2 D)
Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
England
jpresent (77 D)
Drawn. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
France
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Russia
TomSparks (95 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Civil Disorders
SpaceDip (194 D)Germany (Spring, 1906) with 9 centres.
frostwind (237 D)France (Autumn, 1904) with 1 centres.
Van Healsing (0 D)Germany (Autumn, 1901) with 3 centres.
TomSparks (95 D)Russia (Autumn, 1905) with 0 centres.
Finished: 09 AM Thu 07 Nov UTC
Funboat-17
16 hours /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1916, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Temasek22 (128 D)
England
Temasek22 (128 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
Russia
pyxxy (203 D)
Survived. 15 supply-centers, 14 units
France
WyattS14 (44 D (B))
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 2 units
Turkey
SpaceDip (194 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
Italy
Bob Al Hubob (1242 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Germany
HundoL (6 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Civil Disorders
%kirino% (326 D)Austria (Autumn, 1908) with 0 centres.
Finished: 07 PM Sun 20 Oct 19 UTC
KestasBot Takes EMC From Below With Satisfaction
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic - Germany vs Italy, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Germany
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 15 units
Italy
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Survived. 14 supply-centers, 11 units
Finished: 07 PM Tue 05 Nov UTC
test123321
1 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1910, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Turkey
Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 14 units
England
Safarello (242 D)
Drawn. 12 supply-centers, 12 units
France
hhgttg42 (139 D (B))
Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
Germany
Jrod1 (479 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Russia
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Austria
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
SamC (60 D)Turkey (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres.
ibuprofen (1629 D)France (Spring, 1908) with 6 centres.
JimmyYee (1 D)France (Spring, 1908) with 6 centres.
shonefos (100 D)France (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres.
CheffOfGames (100 D)Germany (Spring, 1901) with 3 centres.
RainbowStar (0 D X)Russia (Spring, 1908) with 1 centres.
Finished: 09 PM Sat 28 Sep 19 UTC
EMC Doesn't Sext Kestasbot-They're Texts of Love
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
France
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 20 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 7 supply-centers, 6 units
Finished: 12 PM Sat 28 Sep 19 UTC
Bossy KestasBot is Silent to EMC During Brutal 1v1
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - Germany vs Italy, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Germany
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 20 supply-centers, 12 units
Italy
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 3 units
Finished: 12 PM Sat 28 Sep 19 UTC
KestasBot Ignores Resistance From EMC With Force
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Austria
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 23 supply-centers, 12 units
France
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 4 supply-centers, 6 units
Finished: 12 PM Sat 28 Sep 19 UTC
KestasBot Penetrates EMC With More Dubious Consent
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic - Germany vs Italy, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Germany
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Won. 20 supply-centers, 16 units
Italy
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Survived. 9 supply-centers, 11 units
Finished: 11 PM Tue 17 Sep 19 UTC
EMC Gains Stockholm Syndrome, He Loves KestasBot
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Austria
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 21 supply-centers, 12 units
France
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
Finished: 11 PM Tue 17 Sep 19 UTC
EMC is Submissive Towards His Master KestasBot
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - Germany vs Italy, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Germany
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 20 supply-centers, 10 units
Italy
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 1 units
Finished: 10 PM Tue 17 Sep 19 UTC
Traumatized EMC Unwillingly Gives In to KestasBot
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1904, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Austria
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 26 supply-centers, 12 units
France
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
Finished: 09 PM Tue 17 Sep 19 UTC
EMC is Ravaged By KestasBot Again Somewhere Else
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1906, Finished
Classic - Germany vs Italy, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
Italy
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 22 supply-centers, 14 units
Germany
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 6 supply-centers, 8 units
Finished: 05 PM Tue 22 Oct 19 UTC
Private Two Way World
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Fill with Bots, Anonymous players, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game drawn
England
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 8 units
Turkey
Jane (160 D)
Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
Zultar Bot (165 D)
Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 4 units
Russia
Cortana (150 D)
Drawn. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Magnetic24 (0 D X)
Resigned. 12 supply-centers, 9 units
France
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Italy
Skynet (165 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Magnetic24 (0 D X)Germany (Autumn, 1905) with 12 centres.
Finished: 09 PM Tue 17 Sep 19 UTC
KestasBot Commits Surprise Backside Attack on EMC
3 days /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Bot Game, Unranked
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Kestas Bot (115 D)
France
Kestas Bot (115 D)
Won. 19 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 10 supply-centers, 12 units
Finished: 10 PM Mon 11 Nov UTC
I just want to try a chaos game
1 days /phase
Pot: 175 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic - Chaos, Unranked
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Constantinople
montalvo (157 D (B))
Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
Moscow
Sgt242 (846 D)
Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
Marseilles
yuuki (1654 D)
Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
Edinburgh
ZhangYi (65 D)
Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
Naples
hhgttg42 (139 D (B))
Drawn. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
London
ButtMilk99 (87 D)
Drawn. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
Munich
bobbysue (97 D)
Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Liverpool
WyattS14 (44 D (B))
Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Venice
Theoneandonly (7927 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Portugal
Jrod1 (479 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Ankara
cardboardbox (427 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Belgium
Fawaaz10 (381 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Berlin
Malabariano (318 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Tunis
Duaner02 (289 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
St-Petersburg
frostwind (237 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Greece
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Bulgaria
curnsington (186 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Spain
CyrusG (119 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Serbia
mstross96 (110 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Rumania
anibal2 (101 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Sweden
Yodamanking (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Paris
Mr.23 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Sevastopol
Edosurist (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Kiel
Eponym (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Brest
BDog Jr. (95 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Norway
SMAZ (95 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Warsaw
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Budapest
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Smyrna
LeonDoe (78 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Holland
mLtysc (62 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Rome
GalahadIII (42 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Denmark
DabelDiBiBi (40 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Trieste
wwar (38 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Vienna
DeadHumerus (33 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
samspaceplace (95 D)Edinburgh (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
TheGuns (0 D X)Moscow (Autumn, 1906) with 4 centres.
AtomicOrangutan (100 D)Liverpool (Spring, 1903) with 2 centres.
KANG_Sev (310 D)Brest (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
Hastati (100 D)Trieste (Autumn, 1902) with 1 centres.
Fredba (100 D)Denmark (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
eRommel (95 D)Tunis (Autumn, 1902) with 1 centres.
blarblar (92 D)Greece (Spring, 1906) with 1 centres.
KingDinoMite11 (100 D)Venice (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
Makenna10 (100 D)Moscow (Autumn, 1902) with 2 centres.
trx (101 D)Serbia (Autumn, 1903) with 1 centres.
Hirohito (0 D X)Naples (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
Innocent BRRD (90 D)Marseilles (Autumn, 1902) with 1 centres.
Potato-w-knife (100 D)Naples (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
CenturyDragonForge (82 D)Budapest (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
TheHuns (0 D X)St-Petersburg (Spring, 1902) with 1 centres.
Unexpected_Llama (100 D)Spain (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
wuyuzhen (100 D)Budapest (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
LivesofDeath (115 D)Rome (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
Shadow Mewtwo (120 D)Marseilles (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
Roderik (0 D X)Constantinople (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
Wintogreen (72 D)Naples (Autumn, 1901) with 1 centres.
Darkweaver (100 D)Holland (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
Braxton (119 D)Budapest (Spring, 1901) with 1 centres.
benjiprice (0 D X)Marseilles (Spring, 1902) with 1 centres.
WumbologyDude (70 D)Venice (Autumn, 1901) with 2 centres.
Arcus (100 D)Rome (Spring, 1902) with 1 centres.
FatherSalt (100 D)Serbia (Autumn, 1904) with 0 centres.
Finished: 12 AM Sun 08 Sep 19 UTC
Live Game now-16
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
2 excused missed turn
Game won by Theoneandonly (7927 D)
France
Theoneandonly (7927 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 6 supply-centers, 5 units
Turkey
Survived. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
Russia
VonEconomo (192 D)
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
England
Hachiman (195 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 4 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
NikNet (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
eRommel (95 D)Austria (Spring, 1906) with 7 centres.
Finished: 03 AM Wed 04 Sep 19 UTC
Practice-10
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 10 D - Autumn, 1905, Finished
Classic - France vs Austria, Anonymous players, Unranked
1 excused missed turn
Game won by peaceinourtime (1018 D (B))
France
peaceinourtime (1018 D (B))
Won. 13 supply-centers, 13 units
Austria
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Finished: 05 AM Mon 02 Sep 19 UTC
Live Gunboat -27
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1917, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
0 excused missed turn
Game won by The Czech (39297 D (S))
England
The Czech (39297 D (S))
Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
Turkey
Survived. 7 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
90kicvesb (2090 D)
Survived. 5 supply-centers, 6 units
Austria
VonEconomo (192 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
France
cien2004 (123 D)
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
Russia
e.m.c^42 (189 D)
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Hirohito (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Civil Disorders
! (1404 D)Russia (Spring, 1914) with 2 centres.

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