For everything else, there's master card..

I think this thread would be much more interesting if you replace "printer" with "hooker."

And "car" with "trunk"

Speaking at you as the legal muscle behind the APOAL (Apocryphal Printers' Organisation, Amalgamated with Leftie.) (BTW Leftie is the other kinda muscle you seriously don't want to meet, even on a clear and sunny day in a nice part of town.)
Anyway, almost forgot the topic of our one-way conversation ie monologue.
We wish to express our outrage at the way in which our printers are being treated.
Being physically manhandled is not acceptable. Womanhandling is especially abhorred.
Being incarcerated in your car's trunk (probably quite capacious, but perhaps not enough to provide our client with the wherewithal to survive) for hours upon hours until you are ready to release him for enough time to get your grubby old paper out . . . is definitely not acceptable.
(Hope he got a rest-break. Otherwise, there's also a Health and Safety suit pending.)
The Management's lackey (much more dangerous)
ps We would like our printer back if you aren't using or abusing him right. He was pretty nifty at getting in the lunch take-aways. Only screwed up my order twice in 6 months. You see, you may have other uses for him.
pps His dad's a computer. Has all the latest gear and knowhow. Now that's someone you may prefer in your trunk. However, he's crap at take-aways.

You probably screwed up your TPS report too...

Didn't you get the memo?

YES, I got the memo. I just forgot...geesh.

It's just that we're putting new cover sheets on our TPS reports.

So, if you could go ahead and do that from now on, that would be super. Mkay?

I'm also going to need you to come in on friday.

And saturday. Ow and I'm also going to need you on sunday.

I have a meeting with the Bobs. You are going to have to take your TPS reports to someone else to do them.

Not being American, I'm gonna have to guess at TPS.
Trunk Priority Situation.
Tenuous Persona Simulation.
Triathlon Pernicious Sh*tstirrer.
Tintinnabulation in Personal Smartphones.
Track P*nis Sizes.
Takeout Protesters Systematically. (Correlate with P sizes.)
Thai Po Sai.
enough?

^ Timur has so much to learn...

@Timur - Can you get American films? Watch "Office Space". You'll understand *all* the references herein.

And I think I'll take it with me to the bingo hall Friday night and watch it while my wife plays bingo.

Ok, thanks. Think I might prefer to miss out on this piece of globalisation. Glad you're all happy with it. So sad.

Oh, *hell* no! He didn't just dis Office Space without seeing it, did he?! Dude, if you have ever, *ever* worked in a cube, it is the movie that described that living hell and made it all worthwhile. Do *not* disrespect the movie, dude!

OMFG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mtTBtMXNkg

Fucking hillarious!

And here is the whole movie:

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaFwL818idg
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV7G0QwyyE4
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE528sNNm-s
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLc2FlXQuY
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC2jAmOpzHc
Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk1Sl3nlARk

The End!

Why do I want to watch a movie that describes a living hell? We all have our own.
No dissing involved. Just don't need it, thank you.

What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?

@Timur - It puts that living hell into contrast with how to survive it and even enjoy your life. Seriously, unless you have no funny bone, you *will* enjoy this film. And if you don't watch it, well, your loss I guess.

Ok, Draug, I'll try to access from China and get back to you.

If you can get it, just start with part one above. If you don't like the first 20 minutes, don't watch any more. At least you will have given it a shot.

If timur wants to be closed-minded and judge before he sees it/knows anything about it....then let him. Sadly, it seems a prevalent attitude on any number of topics around here. I do wonder, though, exactly how small self-defined box he lives in is...

@krellin - Is not Office Space the greatest movie about cubicle life *ever*?

Office Space is, indeed, movie perfection in capturing the hell that is cubicle life, as Dilbert so captures engineering communities.

Even my daughters find the *edited* version of the movie hilarious.

OFFICE SPACE IS THE BEST COMEDY EVER! SORRY JUST HAD TO ADD THAT GUYS - MILTON LOOOL

@krellin: I am neither closed-minded nor judgmental, IMHO.
My self-defined box is MY self-defined box, no matter the cubic metre, so just f* off and find your own box.

@Timur - Did you find a way to get at least part of Office Space down and watch it?

"Think I might prefer to miss out on this piece of globalisation. "
"Why do I want to watch a movie that describes a living hell?"

Seemed rather judgemental and closed minded. People are raving about something being hilarious and totally worth watching, and your attitude was dismissive. Seemed rather closed-minded and judgemental. As did you "Fuck off" comment. And...if you're gonna say, put on your big boy panties and spell it out.