Sounds like a bag of grapefruits to me.

Those are some pretty serious words man.

The phrase, fiedler, is “a case of sour grapes” - and yes it bloody well is

How was I not invited to partake in this game? I am definitely a Master of Masturbation.

Austria and Russia look like pretty honorable players on this game. I really doubt that anyone is going to side with you and childishly insult them for that.

You should wait and finish a few games in the server before you are eligible to talk to me captainmyass.

Perhaps you should learn to be civil before replying.

Please join the 5 min game starting in like a minute

Sorry captainasshole I can't be GAY like you. I'm not civilized. I'm an angry big cocked MAN not a little pussy. Too many little pussies like Diplomacy nowadays. Time for the game to return to real men...

Don´t comment on ongoing games Hellat, you know this....

If you want to insult some moroons do it after the game is over.

"Sorry captainasshole I can't be GAY like you. I'm not civilized. I'm an angry big cocked MAN not a little pussy. Too many little pussies like Diplomacy nowadays. Time for the game to return to real men..."

Lol. If you want to be a "real man" why are you playing a board game? Go out and conquer some lands like a "real Greek man". Or better yet go waste all your money on food and drink (not infrastructure) and then seek German bail outs like a "real Greek person". Or go let your country be invaded by Hitler's Italian dogs like a "real Greek" country would. Greek pussy hiding behind your computer screen to insult defenseless gays and Jews - you are the pig. Now go suck on some hummus and stop smearing it on your cock and getting your goats to lick it off.

HHAHHAHAHAHH that was good sargmacher!
HAHAHHAHAH :-)
rdrivera: the game is actually over. I made them so mad that they are going for a 17-17 draw. :P

"stop smearing it on your cock and getting your goats to lick it off" hahahah that was really good. I ll get a got to lick it off right now!! excellent idea.

*goat

Sarg, why do you assume that Jews and gays are defenseless? Particularly on the part of Jews, I would consider them pretty handy at defense...

I think that was a racist/sexist comment by you!! :P

Oh....and don't knock having a hummus licking goat around until you've tried it...

:P

Hey, corporalmemetard, if by "honourable" you mean "fucktarded cretins", then you're spot on. Otherwise, join the queue for the goat.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luly90KdgT1qk3jq8o1_500.gif

Who the hell named this thread? I was hoping for something else entirely...

though I have to say, spamming "LOLOL GAYGAYGAY JEWJEWJEW" is pretty bush-league trolling. all you needed was a couple of good ole "NIGGER" slurs in there and you've pretty much got the 12-year-old white boy impression down pat.

unimpressed. http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Back-In-The-Day-When-Trolling-Meant-Something-Meme.jpg

Oh...HA HA HA...There's that "Christian" King Atom making funny sexual jokes. JEBUS would be sooo proud of him. I can't wait until Sunday when King Atom will spew some bulshti about how Jebus became a zombie and walked out of his grave.

King Atom love Zombi Jebus!

President Eden, now President of South Park, Colorado.

Hip hip hooray
the fucking morons did it
17-17 draw with Russia giving up an easy solo
wow. Masters of Diplomacy
SUCK MY HUGE COCK FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dig how Austria moved to Syria and literally cannot stop Russia's solo now.

the Russian solo was made possible in 1907 when he had 13 scs and I left 5 scs unprotected on purpose to threaten Austria to ally with me and stop the solo.
But the insults were too heavy for Austria to agree and Russia didn't even think to go for a solo due to my language.
If international politics were a matter of nice talking we would live in a different world.

Is this thread related to the "Webcam Fridays" thread?

what? changing play behaviour because of how your opponents react is somehow wrong?

Perhaps they decided you were such a dick that they rather draw than have you achieve your objective.

@ Jok3r WAYYYY up at the top...
Of course you are with your small little dick yes....master of the chopstick grip... T_T

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/oh-me-dog.png

For the record, Russia and I had a pretty good alliance all the way through the game. We decided in the mid game that we would go for a 17-17 solo when it appeared we could split the board north south. I was about 80% sure I would stick to that agreement and about 80% sure Russia would as well. Hellalt got played for a fool during the 3 way as he was so convinced I was on his side and about to turn on Russia that he was feeding me all of his moves in advance. There was a period in the late mid game where I could have pushed for the solo fairly easily, but chose not to. Obviously Russia could have chosen to solo at the end anytime he wanted. Hellalt mae the decision to stick together much easier as he was clearly the most unpleasant and obnoxious Diplo player I had ever encountered (as soon is became clear he was not going to have a part in a 3 way draw). An obnoxious troll of the worst sort. And yes, of course we decided he was such a dick that we weren't going to let him have any role in anything. We didn't even allow him to have any non-SC spots of blue on the board :P

Had nothing to do with your language Hellalt. Had to do with you obnoxious 14 year old mentality to the game and the way you became the most vile boring player ever after it was clear to you had been played like a fool for multiple years and neither one of us had ever intended on giving you a stake in a draw.

17-17 split*

yeaaa...erist littlecock...sounds like a native name :D

All that coming from a guy with ZERO wins in 20 games.
Go back to your whore mother child.
And tell her my cock waves hi.
Win a game you little bitch before you raise your voice on one of the best players of the site.
As far as the game is concerned I had an agreement with Russia to kill your ass but decided to change route because I felt sorry for you. Obviously I shouldn't have but my goal was to use you to reduce Russia and then stab you like a bitch and solo.
Also;
The only reason why Russia didn't go for a solo was my language.
The only reason why you trusted Russia wouldn't go for a solo despite how easy it was was again my language.

That's exactly what makes both of you crappy players.
The goal of the game is to stab and win not talk nice and talk about your whore mother.
Accept that or go back to RISK.
And don't even dare talking about your dad aka me in public again or I ll pour some pepper over my dick the next time I mouthfuck your mom.

That should put you back in your place little cocksucker...

by the way dickhead I actually tempted both of you morons to use my language as an excuse to go for a 2 way draw just to prove my point you are both morons.
Obviously if I wanted to I could pretend being polite and threaten both of you to let the other part solo.
My part in the 3way draw was 10000000% SECURED UNTIL I, the rule of everything, DECIDED TO MOCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GAME.

now prepare for 6 months of personal insults through personal messages.
Don't cry for the mods, I owe the fucking site.
You better remove your account.

Erist I'm your mother's rapist.
I ll drown in semen like a baptist.
Don't call me sexist, she's just a blowjob specialist.

I think hellalt has been drinking the same ship krellin loves so much. He's back to being the ashore we've grown to hate and disrespect.

Asshole not ashore

http://bit.ly/HoPnR0

I like how they both call people children while throwing temper tantrums.

...and probably "shit" instead of "ship" too, Draug. You need to start saving curse words on your phone.

+1 santosh

Draugnar maybe you meant asswhore instead of asshole.
Or maybe ashore has to do something with the ship you mentioned instead of shit.
Maybe some sailor is doing you lately?
Dedicated to you;

BACCARA - AY AY SAILOR
I thought I loved a tailor man,
Until I saw the sailor man
About twice the size of me, and also strong
He put my heart in such a mess
Until I heard myself say yes
When he asked me if I will sail along
Chorus:
Ay, ay sailor, or my my sailor
You sure done something to me
Bye, bye tailor, goodbye bye tailor
Let go I've got to be free

Haha love the reply erist... I bet steam came out of hellalt's ears when he read "...played for a fool..."