Pride in self....another one of God's gifts to you, KING Atom....again....aren't you the moron that posted some crap about Christ and his saving grace a few days ago...and after that, you just put up nonsense and prideful shit???? Dude....do NOT talk about GOD on the threads and then continually post UN-GODLY shit....makes YOU...AND GOD...look like a DICK.

lol he's trying to be funny krellz not prideful

Thucy - I'm just giving him shit because....well....because he's a little shit...and he posted some SHIT about Chris the other day...and then talked about anal rape earlier today....and....you know....if you are going to be some little shit apostle for Christ you should probably only post Godly things....

....which KA is *not* known for. Maybe I should just send him another porno link and keep him occupied for a while (and by "a while" I mean, like, 30 seconds....)

Nah, not into porn.
And I'm so glad that you fully and completely understand who I am, krellin. I thought none of you would ever get it!

Who's chris?

Chrispminis? I love that guy. Where is he. Someone should "resurrect" him

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Eh, I'll give your comment a "C+"

well that's above average.

i'm a solidly "above average" kinda guy.

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you can get a college degree with C's actually youll just have a shitty GPA

and stop trying to forcememe yourself youre not millhouse or me

Who's this Chris? Is he new?

And who's this Chrispminis? Is he new?

He is pretty n.e.w. yeah

n.e.w. = never ending webdip

Now you're just down to a D-

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2WL i will start posting that if you start posting

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and help me make it a thing. I mean right now it's my thing. But I want it to be a thing.

Hmm I see a picture of KA I feel bad for all the things I said. He's just a kid, jeez....

sorry KA I am resetting my aggro meter to "neutral." Where it slides due to your actions from this point on is up to you.

Dude he first posted pix of himself like 6 months ago.

It's not like anyone except our usual cyberbullies are actually cyberbullying him. I think.

I draw the line at telling people to kill themselves. In fact, I hope KA never leaves this forum.

That's why I courteously wrote up a symphony for him to use real quick so he could come back without actually having to expend the strenuous effort of writing one himself. That's how much I love this guy.

First person to guess my real age (without using the internet) gets a cookie.

probably 16 right?

Dang...
Now you should account for the fact that I skipped a grade.
Then, it's just a matter of whether my birthday has come or not.

KA can you explain to me why Christian girls won't date me, but they are always down to fuck?

That's not actually how it works with real Christian girls...

Oh yes it is.... they actually say to me, "You aren't a Christian so we can't date... but fucking? yeah that's cool."

They like dirty little secrets, I guess?

You are the most demented person I've ever encountered...

Hey now! I'm actually telling the honest to God truth. I thought maybe you spent more time with and maybe had experience with this type of girl and could explain this behavior to me.

@KA He's right you know. I work with a girl who
1) Won't wear pants because of something the bible says
2) Won't cut her hair because of something the Bible says
3) Won't use contraceptives because of the bible

But it's a-ok for her to be going at it like a bunny with her boyfriend. I don't get it.

"You are the most demented person I've ever encountered..."

dam boi u aint seen nothing yet then

and PS KA, CF and YJ speak the truth. i dont get it either but my guess is, you know, hormones usually overrule crusty old books. so yeah. but its way easier from a willpower perspective to foreswear pants than sex. my theory.

@Thucy You're probably right.

I should point out, before I get jumped on, I have no problem with her doing whatever. She's just not being smart about it and is going to end up pregnant. She's only 19 and would be royally screwed over by her family if that happens.

pointing out someone's hypocrisy isn't the same thing as condemning their individual actions, it's merely pointing out the inconsistencies among them taken as a whole.

dont worry i get you lol

You might but I've been jumped on for saying much milder stuff before. Just covering my ass.

also i just noticed that this is a perfect example of why oxford commas should be standard practice:

"and PS KA, CF and YJ speak the truth."

since i use oxford commas you know that the subject of my sentence is CF and YJ. but without standardized use of oxford commas you might think KA, CF, and YJ as a group are the subject.

Got em coach

no

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I loves me some Oxford comma.

Is this the thread for homemade forced memes? I think so.

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