3.4? Yes, I think that is the simulated reality version control number, isn't it?

I'll hold.

You're holding? Isn't that against quantum rules, or am I mistakenly making things up again?

Of course, I think it goes without saying that if it's legal and permitted, or even if it's just permitted and not actually legal by the given ruleset, I'm holding as well.

...I hate people who use the defensive gambit...

So do I! Finally we agree!

No if we use quantum rules, holding is prohibited. Holding units are in clear violation of the uncertainty principle. Except if you use the relativistic adjustion, but than I pity the GM who have to resolve our orders.

But I thought we agreed we were not using quantum rules, and that everything is clearly predetermined by a series of billiard ball dominos, you know, like in that other game, big blue ball paranoia penultima nethack, or wasn't that what you just said?

Which idiot introduced quantum rules? They always mess me up.

In any case, Tunis to nucleus.

Schrodinger's cat, dead in Denmark, no witnesses.

Any chance our orders get resolved pretty soon, I have a cunning plan to win.

Sorry, I forgot about you.
Okay, is everyone ready to start then?
Maniac: Naples
TBroadley: Tunis -> Nucleus
G1: Clyde
Rommeltastic: Berlin -> Belgium
Diplomat33: St. Petersburg.
Uclabb: Spain North Coast -> Spain North Coast
Pete U: Portugal -> Ionian Sea
Mittag: Swizz -> Alps
basvanopheusden: London -> Berlin (That bastard!)
Ernst_Brenner: Clyde -> Naples

I want to call into question the authenticity of Ernst Brenner's opening and G1's opening. I know the dual army rule is ALLOWED, but they never mentioned using it... shall we retroactively enable it, for simplicity's sake?

Can I quantum tunnel to North America where I get all the SCs?

Nope.

Why not? It seems you can do just about anything in this game. :-)

Using the potential energy gained from my hold, I quantum entangle with Mittag's unit in the Alps.

Sevastapol and Ankara both issue moves to the Black Sea, but Sev gets in because Russian units move with 140%

I just want to clarify that I'm holding Clyde to Naples.

Because of the potential of the LHC to create a micro black hole, it means that my move is sucked to Munich

I clone my fleet and occupy Norway and Sweden!

Cloning isn't allowed under the life preservation pact of 1992 if I recall correctly. Even proposing it is against the rules. Does anyone remember what the penalty was?

Getting an extra Supply Center! That act was repealed though by the Vatican last year! Get with the times! Speaking of which I move to the Vatican with my other fleet!

Diplomat, please follow the rules and stop making up nonsense.

You know how it is, uclabb. Diplotool can't play unless he cheats, cause it's the only way he can survive more than 2 years.

By the way, Diplofuck... Thanks for getting abgemacht on my case, but I flipped him the bird, so to speak, and told him I broke no rules. He didn't reply other than to say he thought I should have more maturity than to take advantage of a feeble minded kid. I told him if you were so immature you couldn't handle the mindfuck, you shouldn't play the game and maybe your parents should monitor your internet activity.

So nothing happened to me, but you are still fucked in that game.