No, I am entitled to a *better* pony. By not feeding my sense of entitlement you are failing to do your jobs, and should all be fired, each and every one of you.
My whims are sacrosanct, and are far more important than anything like "real life" you might sully your time with.
I do not understand what you do, therefore it is easy. Therefore, you are deliberately trying to enrage me by not instantaneously bowing to my every demand, and any decisions you make that involve information I am not privy to are *wrong*, as you should be telling everyone all the gory details of every decision making process, so the second guessing can be given more ammunition.
Except in my own personal case, of course. I am elite, and above the rabble, and should be treated as above reproach. The same should hold true for my multis.