I suppose you think that's *witty*, Draug. Well, I shouldn't really expect better from you I suppose...

I suppose you think that's *herp*, Strat. Well, I shouldn't really expect derp from you I suppose...

I think we should modify the forum to ban everyone with a username starting with a consonant. This would get rid of most major trolls, and turn the forum into exactly what it was meant to be: nothing but five billion characters of obiwanobiwan blathering to himself.

But then abgemacht would have to put up with obi all alone.

I'll just ban abgemacht and put him out of his misery.

But I love hearing all the interesting things obi has to say.

Consonant faggots, each one of you.

Then orathaic would have to listen to obi.

Or we just all get along. Who am I kidding, that won't ever happen.....

I woudl have said ulytau would have to listen to him, but ulytau is usually to busy insulting others to actually listen to them. ;-)

Sometimes, I wear pants.
Sometimes, I don't.
Sometimes...

With all you Consonant faggots gone, there would be noone to insult, Draugnar. You have all the cancer in your ranks. Too bad Kestas would be gone too and the whole site would fall apart but us Vowel gods would simply move to Oliver's vdip and be smooth as ever.

How about usernames starting with numbers?

We all know that 2nd translates as Second which means you are one of us, the Consonants.

I'm gonna sing dubstep!

WOMP WOMP BOODADADOO DOOP SCREEEEEEECH BADADADATDAT
WOMP WOMP BOODADAPOW! WAKA WAKA WAKA WAWAWAAAAA
WOMP WOMP BOODADADOO DOO DA-DADA-DADA-DADA-DADA-DADA TAT-TAT-TAT
WOMP WOMP BU-BU-BU-BUM BUM WHOOOOOOOM ZOOP DADADEEDAT

When you're a Consonant,
You're a Consonant all the way
From your first syllable:
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Consonant,
If the spit hits the fan,
You’re a fricative sound,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When a word’s expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital C,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Consonant,
You stay a Consonant!

That was so disconcerting... Jet (single syllable) to consonant (three syllables). Wow, it totally screwed up the meter.

Draugnar, buddy, chill a bit
If my rhymes do give you fits
A process engineer by trade I be
not a poet, no sireee

Expect a lot of me you do
in the seconds that are few
Write in verse, I am quite able
but that dont put bread on table

I have some time, but not a lot
for a joke that means but naught
if you want to see me shine
pay me bucks, or quit the whine

LOL! Much better, strat. And I do appreciate your attampt at The Jet "Consonant" Song. Like I said, it was just a bit hard to follow the meter.