When you're as awesome as I am, you sometimes find it difficult to deal with those not as highly evolved as you are. But you have to deal with them, so you might as well do it with a smile, right? WRONG! You must learn TROLL. Yes, TROLL everyone involved in LIFE and they will get accustomed to your TROLL. Now, you go ahead and make that TROLL as similar to your own personality as you can, just make sure that there are some major differences. And another thing, don't lead a double life...it leads to bad RELATIONS. Most of the time, it helps to be good looking, but if you ask the Rolling Stones, you can get WIN without LOOKS. And if you keep asking the Rolling Stones questions, they'll probably tell you that you need MUSIC(al) talent. Then they'll try to explain the meaning of life, but you got to tune them out, because they don't have LOOKS and therefore only HALFWIN. And since the Rolling Stones don't actually know that much, you can go ahead and stop asking them questions, and turn your attention to ME. I live life with what you call WIN. There is now way to explain this WIN, other than with the words I WIN. So, like the Stones said, you need LOOKS as one of your key ingredients to WIN. Next you need RELATIONS, which are found in other people. Yes, in order to get WIN you actually have to have interaction with other human beings, or as I like to call them: Future Exhibits....


RELATIONS can range from marriage to bitter hatred, it's all about balance. You want to have people you can hate as much as you love your spuse, that way, you keep love and hate seperate thus boosting your RELATIONS and WIN. But with all that, you can only get HALFWIN, which is frowned upon by those who WIN. Like I said, you need to TROLL a little. Make sure that you then ease into your real self, so that everyone likes you to begin with, then everyone likes the "NEW" (Which is really the "OLD") you. Now, I'm only saying that you do that because I can't imagine anyone fitting in with everyone as well as I do. I do not condone this, I actually despise it. Do not TROLL. Ignore everything I said about TROLL. Now, come with me...


By now, you should have HALFWIN down pretty easily. But as the Stones said, you need MUSIC! Life is meaningless without MUSIC, so learn some of it. Don't waste your time on the computer, play the guitar or Piano. Piano is best. Then learn to sing. Now, everyone likes you and you can play every single Billy Joel song...YEAY!


By now, you should have PSEUDOWIN down. All you need is BRAIN. Learn a lot, learn BRAIN. Now, look to me as inspiration and you'll have some WIN in your LIFE in no time!


Don't forget to ask ME for advice!