SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

Phew, that was a close one.

aww, I lose... oh wait, this means I win! muahhahahhaahahahhaha

I win! My goal is to extend these useless threads as long as possible...
:)

I would post for a victory, but that is what you want. This is the most boring, easy intellectual game of all time. Give me one good reason as to why I should try to win?

u already won fasces

Stupid topic.

I don't get it...

There is much win in this thread.

true

I win, as always

everybody is a winner! hurray!

This was an easy win.

i win
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-am-champion.html

i want to be a winner!

wtf

obviously

I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"u already won fasces"
Shit, I did.

What happens if we post twice?

You win double the prize.

So the idea is to keep posting?

This is not a post.

@Fasces - If you like. But the prize is nothing other than knowing you win.

@hellalt - you win any how.

@Draug- screw you and your worthless threads!!!! . . . . . . . . wait, do I win??

Yes you do, despite your nasty ass attitude. Do you fondle your mother with those fingers? Wait... That came out wrong. :-)

YES I WIN!!!!!!!! hey that isnt funny I dont have fingers!

So just what do you type with? Wait... Nevermind, I don't want to know.

I have a room full of monkeys . . . they seem to be rewriting shakespeare at the moment

So I can be a weiner too?!?

I swore I wouldn't post in this thread, but I couldn't let this grievous error go unanswered:

The Universe will almost surely undergo heat death before a room of monkeys reproduce the works of Shakespeare. I've done the math.

haha thanks abg :)

so... so im a winner? YAY

I think you underestimate the ability of the monkeys to learn to mimic what they see and replicate it. If Koko the gorilla can sign, monkey's (or are they chimpanzees) can mimic what is placed in front of them.

Remember, the non-human simians do take over the world eventually. The Planet of the Apes series was just off by about 100 years on the timeline.

Well its a room full of 79 capuchin monkeys

From Wikipedia...

Capuchins are considered the most intelligent New World monkeys[11] and are often used in laboratories. The Tufted Capuchin is especially noted for its long-term tool usage, one of the few examples of primate tool use other than by apes. Upon seeing macaws eating palm nuts, cracking them open with their beaks, these capuchins will select a few of the ripest fruits, nip off the tip of the fruit and drink down the juice, then seemingly discard the rest of the fruit with the nut inside. When these discarded fruits have hardened and become slightly brittle, the capuchins will gather them up again and take them to a large flat boulder where they have previously gathered a few river stones from up to a mile away. They will then use these stones, some of them weighing as much as the monkeys, to crack open the fruit to get to the nut inside. Young capuchins will watch this process to learn from the older, more experienced adults.

yeah they also make a mean steak- not the monkey meat you sickos

Im already a winner!
suckas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef_PbVd-xC8

Ich gewinn!

*gewinne