And since 5 hour energy is made in America, it is evil and America is the Devil's empire because of this. In Soviet Russia, 5 hour energy would be banned and utopia would result from this policy. All drinkers of 5 hour energy should be taxed. It is an unnatural concoction that tries to pit human greed against God's gift of sleep. People should accept their weaknesses as humans and not try to manipulate their bodies to become better. Once enough people start using 5 hour energy, cloning will become popular. Cloning, as we know, sends you to the ninth circle in the afterlife. What's more, 5 hour energy is inorganic and contains corporate chemicals...engineered by the big corporations who control the government by pushing their interests via lobbies in Washington DC, and so are not only evil, but the worst kind of evil in this world. And by the way, did you know...5 hour energy is produced in 3rd world sweatshops by poor exploited child laborers who are indentured for life. That's like, slavery. And they use all sorts of terrible raw materials...like mcdonalds...and we all know how evil mcdonalds is because of that one movie they made about them exploiting hispanic workers and encouraging more and more of them to immigrate into the country and also did you know...the meat in mcdonalds contains cattle feces. Imagine what 5 hour energy could contain! Really...they should ban 5 hour energy, because Four Loko was bad enough, and 5 hour energy is just Four Loko without alcohol...
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Wow I can think of so many terrible arguments that will likely show up on this forum to politicize a debate...and apply them all to 5 hour energy.
I spend too much time on here
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