Roast? Bitch, you couldn't roast beef.

(Translation: Thanks, strat. Make it fun. =P)

Are we going to argue about who should commentate? Piss up and brewery come to mind.

Everyone can commentate. The more fucking assholes post their smelly opinions, the better. It means more targets to cut down and feed to the grim reaper.

When does the new version actually get sent out? I shall be away all day and unable to get on-line. Will I end up flaming you lot for making me miss joining?

Bloody unbelievable. I wouldn't like to see us lot handle an oil spill.

No, we're not fucking arguing about commentating. And what the fuck, man, don't talk about the fucking oil spill.

Alright, I'll talk about pensions then... ; )

I don't care which of you motherfuckers makes the game, just fucking do it. I have my own little summary of your collective failings written and ready to post

Draugnar, Ava, Ursa, Alderian, Flashman, TGM and myself, right? The game is ready to go, just confirming if that's the guest list.

I'm available for dinner...

Yes, that's the Loser List

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=34502

I have joined... But you put the bloody bet up you toss pot. Oh well, that's just more dip points for me at the end.

Oh, and thanks for setting it up early cos I have to run for the rest of the day.

I better get Germany because I'm holding in so much rage in preparation for this game that I'm going to shit all over the place and it's all going to be brown. You all wasting your rage in this thread is just the first of your many mistakes.

You better fucking get it right this time, Ghost.

What the fuck do you care, flash? 5 more points when you have two-thousand-two-hundred-and-forty-fuggin-four?

...and fuck, depending on the way things go in the next few days my rage might get tempered a ridiculous amount. God, women can screw shit up so bad.

Still only four on board. What do all you wimps do with your time, sleep?

Assuming Ghost still wants to wait a week from when he requested waiting a week to get his sling off, that'll be a couple more days.

I was already in, Alderian. And I have my sling off now.

Ah, good then.

Joined. No more poop country please. And can we agree to only one round of poop jokes?

Since I'm the one running the commentary thread, no ;)

and I would have been retarded to let you bounce me in BUR, jackass

Why? Let England have a fleet in BEL and gear up the Western Triple...

Depending on England's stance, I'd still have him in (given you didn't move to ENC) and that'd suck even harder for you.

A triple is *real* hard to set up in a public press game. From *my* POV, England would have then been your bitch, so a more likely case would have been me getting reamed by the two of you ;)

I must admit that certainly was an option. The thing with Wilson games is, unless they really know how to piss eachother off, the three Western powers will most likely talk with eachother. Hence they often reach agreement to take on the rest of the board. Similar to the Western hemisphere is of course the Eastern hemisphere, which however is far more difficult, was it only the fact that there are four powers instead of three. I've participated in a game that drawed after Italy was defeated - no one dared to break the power blocks.