diplomat+1

Just pretend you are a pilot in a high-G inverted dive and "Pull out!" :-)

What if he's almost there and find out he doesn't have an exit strategy?

How can you *not* have an exit strategy? Is he pinned between tow of them or is his girlfriend so big sahe is squashing him from the top? Never date a girl you can't benchpress in an emergency.

LOL

Everyone in my office just looked at me because I started laughing.

I was in the library tonight with my wife looking at DVD's. One particular section was very enclosed...confining, even. It was here that I dropped a *most* hellacious fart. Zombie's would have shied away from this stench. We quickly moved on.

We passed by shortly thereafter and my wife overheard the people that came in to look at videos directly after commenting on how repulsive that was.

I'm looking forward to sitting next to my wife tonight to watch our DVD. The library fart was simply the opening salvo of what looks to be a fragrant evening...

And the night will *not* end romantically for you.

Who cares about the mundane when you can argue about stuff that doesn't affect you?

Haha well I guess I'm out of luck diplomat61, because i was born and bred in texas.

"Just pretend you are a pilot in a high-G inverted dive and "Pull out!" :-)"

That seems like productive advice. ;-)

lol screw pulling out i don't want a Thucydides, Jr. yet.

I ate a summer squash type soup for dinner that was fairly good. I have no dog. I did have a series of goldfish, but they kept dying off (though I suppose it doesn't help that most of them were orandas). Becoming bitter and withdrawn, afraid to share my affections with goldfish, I turned to plants, which are easier to keep alive and subsequently developed a green thumb that I still have today.

Recently, I got my ear-mold tubes replaced for my hearing-aids replaced. They both split at the ends 48 hours apart: it was weird...

I finished a portrait of a friend of mine for said friend. Pencil on paper. I was doing some practice runs before the final one, but this one turned out so good that I figured I would use it, even though it's on printer paper. I'm pretty good at that, though I have room for improvement.

I was late for the ear-mold repair appointment by about an hour because I was looking for a frame for said portrait, and forgot the time until about half-an-hour after I was supposed to be there...

I'm trying to get a private game together so that people don't keep dropping out (I've never been in a game where that didn't happen), but even getting five people on for a Med game is turning out surprisingly hard...

Im watching the news and writing this.

No one is normal, whatever that means in the first place. Everyone is mentally ill, there are just varying degrees of the affect this illness has.

Most people are normal, which is simply the state of insanity enjoyed by the majority of people within a society.

Normal=boring.
Fucked in the head=much more interesting.

One more....

Hot female fucked in the head with daddy issues=One hell of a fucking weekend ride!

I learned that one years ago when I was still single.

@BZD

Actually, by definition, most *people* are normal.

wow, way to put emphasis on the wrong word...*most*....

so if I'm such a pariah, tell me what normalcy is.
I am of the opinion that normalcy doesnt exist at all.

@tolstoy
No it didnt have anything to do with the stony ridge thing. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tell you but its no biggie. They wanted information about militia groups, particularly the 4th continental congress, which became the group that sent those letters to the state governers a few months back. Also wanted to know if I knew anyone making bombs or stockpiling weapons or stupid shit like that.

so if I'm such a pariah, tell me what normalcy is.
I am of the opinion that normalcy doesnt exist at all.

@tolstoy
No it didnt have anything to do with the stony ridge thing. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tell you but its no biggie. They wanted information about militia groups, particularly the 4th continental congress, which became the group that sent those letters to the state governers a few months back. Also wanted to know if I knew anyone making bombs or stockpiling weapons or stupid shit like that.

sorry for the double post.
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You are *not* sorry, Sic, at least not in the sense that you feel remorse and you know it. Now, you *are* a sorry excuse and a waste of DNA. ;-)

Just kidding. I'm warming up for the new Rage is Therapy game.