Octavius
American and european/british conservatism are different.
American conservatives and Republicans are NOT always the same group.
so let's go:
1. a sense of duty to our fellow citizens? yes. we donate to charity more than liberals. Oh... you mean pushing for MORE government control to take our money and put it into healthcare programs? Well Britain already has some of the highest taxes in the world, and their NHS discriminates against the elderly, has bad waiting times for even major surgeries, and tells people who think they have a minor flu or something, to not go to the hospital.
it sound marvelous i know, but for American conservatism, we watch out for our communities. We donate to local charities and we have food drives and we work for our own. We don't serve SOCIETY. we serve the community. I don't want pay for some person who i don't even know thousands of miles away. At that point, why not just donate more to kids in Africa? Why don't they get the same level of healthcare? are you just a nationalistic racist? why do you like your own nation over others? of course we promote values that avoid this.
Of course you guys are some of the few left that don't have profit caps on pharmaceutical companies. Profits in the UK are considerably dwarfed by the USA though, and that's the only reason new innovative drugs get produced. oh and the USA national debt is a disgrace, because we don't fund it. Your massive tax rates and you STILL run a deficit? pathetic. stay the fuck on your side of the pond.
2. "Of course health care should be available to all"
it is, it just costs money. Hospitals wouldn't turn people away for most treatments, rather they'll bill you up the wazoo. of course your response is: "why do they have to go into debt then?"
which confirms all suspicions that you don't care about the health outcomes of the patient, rather you care about the overall economic equality (your socialism is showing)
3. "Of course it shouldn't matter if you have pre-existing conditions."
not in Britain, but for INSURANCE, yes obviously does matter.
either you are fine with the idea of pooled risk by consumers for healthcare, or you want pre-existing with single payer. Pre-Existing conditions and Insurance, CANNOT mix, in a free market. (freedom, it's this cool thing that happened to all those countries after your Empire fell. you guys should check it out sometime.)
4. "What matters is that they are your countrymen and they are bloody suffering. Have a bit of national responsibility for God's sake."
nationalism is a refuge for cowards. I care about people i know and who i see everyday. i go to a local deal center because the poor and homeless in MY city are suffering, so i help, i give back, i go into food drives, i work hard.
if you say "national pride" you're asking me to pay for someone inside my country who has never done anything to affect my life. why not force people to pay for healthcare in Africa? why discriminate simply because of nationality?
5. "What are conservatives in your country even for? Doesn't the concept of providing people the opportunity to better themselves have any appeal any more?"
yes, and we do. more than liberals. there's a book called "Who Really Cares" that's a good read about the charity divide. it used to be when you had a problem you went to your family for help, then your community for help, then your religious institution, THEN you went to local government.
but nowadays we go straight to federal government. so what do conservatives stand for? hard work, self responsibility, and charity.
6. "Maximise people's opportunities to make themselves a success and they will not only become successful but do so thinking you're worth joining."
that last part of the sentence might be a typo, but the first part is just denying reality. socialized systems depend on the culture. in Germany, the culture could make it work. the USA? it creates dependancy states. it doesn't MAKE people more successful, it traps them in poverty. your system is better rigged than ours to prevent that, but at the same time, your poverty rate isn't too pretty. (remember poverty is measured as below half the national median. our median is already higher than yours. do the math, i'll wait.)
7. your metaphor about the shack makes no sense, whatsoever. it is in no way a good analogy, you frame it as obamacare is a shack, socialized healthcare is a house, and free market is barren land. when you frame something like that, you're being disingenuous. socialized healthcare is a shitty shack for everyone. free market allows people to buy great cabins, for those who work hard enough. conservatives will share their cabins with those who couldn't work, but come next summer you go back out there and build one for yourself.
liberals force the conservatives to tear down half the cabin, give the other guy half of his shack, never make the other guy work for a second, and incentivize laziness and what is essentially theft.
8. "Anyway, rant over. Quite how a bunch of red flag waving republicans think they're conservatives in the first place I have no idea. No surprise that you're doing it wrong."
I agree, Republicans are shit. but BRITISH conservatives, are almost practically Democrats. stop pretending that you got shit worked out (although at least Labor is collapsing. that's so fun to see)